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NOPE comp 5

There was over 500 comments with nice stories in comp 4, those who didnt get theirs in this comp can look forward to next comp and hope to get lucky
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User avatar #22 - bladeboy (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 10
>go to friends birthday party
>there's like 10 other kids
>around 2am the kids mom tells us we have to go to bed
>whatever i was feeling tired anyways
>i get stuck sleeping right across from a mirror( I ******* hate mirrors btw )
>5 minutes later i say its really cold...5 other kids agree
> ******* demon appears in the mirror
>it then proceeds to go through the glass and enter the room
>we all **** are selfs ( one kid legit ***** himself )
>we say we will do anything if he doesn't hurt us
>he says he needs about tree fiddy
>it was about that time that i noticed this terrible demon was about 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era
#1 - theydneverknow (01/31/2012) [-]
**theydneverknow rolls 77**   
front page gif thread.
**theydneverknow rolls 77**
front page gif thread.
User avatar #264 - cloymax (02/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Here's mine
>2 months ago, 18 of age
>fapping on computer at half past midnight, parents asleep
>hear steps
>mute+minimize like a seasoned ninja wanker
>turn around, expecting to see parents come into the room
>no one there, no more steps
>thinking it was nothing, resume fapping
>think of something i've seen on FJ, beating fears of the dark with fapping, looking into the dark and saying "this is for you"
>do it for lulz
>audio starts ******* up, it happens when the plug on the monitor is loose
>trying to fix it
>hear laughter coming from the speakers, quiet but CLEAR
>NOPE
>pull plug on computer, go to sleep with hard-on

User avatar #238 - Monoge (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Be 14, living with grandparents and foster sister.
Basement bedroom right next to the creepy bathroom basement.
Bathroom basement door always opens on its own.
Water heater in bathroom creates scary whispers I hear all night.
Wake up having to piss one night.
Must use basement bathroom.
Flip on light.
Standing shower covered in deep red blood. Covered. In. Blood.
*************
Scream like a bitch and run to my Gramma and Grampa's bed.
Hyperventilate for 20 minutes before I can tell them what happened.
They investigate and I think, " **** this, I won't let some murderer have my Grammy and Grampy."
I go with them wielding a baseball bat.
They see blood. Everyone scared.
We go to wake up the foster sister and get her out of the house.
She rolls out of bed with bright red hair.
Bitch dyed her hair and forgot to clean out the shower.
Still scared and quivering. Cursing her to this day.
User avatar #4 - juuru (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be dovahkiin
>be in some guy's house, stealing his ****
>suddenly hear him waking up
>get bounty
>NOPE the **** out of there
+7
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User avatar #132 - omgroflcakes (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'll share a little I guess. first one isn't too bad
>Living in Alaska in old house built in 60-70 time period
>Playing ps1 videya in the basement (FF7)
>Crashing noise to my right
>Look over and see my model helicopter shattered on the ground
>It sat perfectly on a wide enough stand
>NOPE

>several years later be 12-13 now living in Pennsylvania
>just moved into new house
>in pc room with back to closet trying to sleep one night. double doors are open
>be half asleep and wake up to tingling on my neck
>feel eyes on my back and the sensation to run
>can't move, paralyzed with fear
>finally muster insanity wolf courage and jump off mattress
>pushed down by dark figure about my height as i stand up
>low voice whisper, "look at me"
>realize eyes have been closed since i fell
>open eyes and be asked for about three fitty
>it was about that time i realized it was a crustacean from the proterozoic era.
#8 - darktailia (01/31/2012) [-]
> Be 16    
> Go to abandoned Asylum with best friend for media project to film a horror trailer    
> Read loads of stories on the activities that went on there.    
> Still went anyway    
> Eventually get into one of the buildings where they lived    
> I start hearing whispers. Friend couldn't    
> Got into the courtyard through hole.    
> Hear a door slam realising it must be the heavy door we got in from shutting ( no way it could of shut by itself, we put chairs and tons of bricks infront of it)    
> 						****					 ourselves and start running to the door    
> It's been locked ( the door had no lock and no one would of came to shut it as no one comes to it anymore)   
> Me and friend start hearing whispers, footsteps and screams of pain    
> Break window, get out.    
> NOPE all the way home
> Be 16
> Go to abandoned Asylum with best friend for media project to film a horror trailer
> Read loads of stories on the activities that went on there.
> Still went anyway
> Eventually get into one of the buildings where they lived
> I start hearing whispers. Friend couldn't
> Got into the courtyard through hole.
> Hear a door slam realising it must be the heavy door we got in from shutting ( no way it could of shut by itself, we put chairs and tons of bricks infront of it)
> **** ourselves and start running to the door
> It's been locked ( the door had no lock and no one would of came to shut it as no one comes to it anymore)
> Me and friend start hearing whispers, footsteps and screams of pain
> Break window, get out.
> NOPE all the way home
#6 - corsairofgears (01/31/2012) [+] (16 replies)
> Be 13
> Be home alone (in broad ******* daylight)
> Doing laundry for parents like a good little kid.
> Fixing hair in mirror of parent's dresser
> Tall, anorexic-looking man with sunken-in eyes appears and reaches around and starts choking me in reflection
> Nothing there on my side of the mirror
> Can't breathe, bruises forming on neck
> NOPE
> Grabbed a nearby bible or some **** (knew this ******* thing wasn't a ghost)
> It screams (WORST ******* sound in the world) and runs into my bathroom
> All my books on my bookshelf in my adjacent bedroom go flying across the room onto my bed in a pile
> NOPE ALL THE WAY TO THE LIVING ROOM
> Call my dad
> He comes home
> Find out that demons ******* with people has happened to everyone in my family
> **** .

I got quite a few more that I'll post. Some Slendy goodness, also.
#292 - tehlulziztehgoodz (02/01/2012) [-]
>be 17
>babysitting cousin for the day
>about 8 PM
>sitting in recliner, watching tv
>3 year old cousin playing with toys on floor of living room
>he looks at me, and his mouth drops wide open
>runs at me and jumps onto the chair with an agility no 3-year-old should posses
>he points at window behind me and screams "bad man, bad man!"
>his scream sounds like a scared middle-aged woman
>turn around
> ******* HUGE DARK FIGURE WALKING OUT INTO THE STREET
>NOPE forever

User avatar #109 - liamdurf (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 10
>Late at night playing with toys
>Hear footsteps nearby
>Look up to see motherf*cking creeper ghost floating there
>NOPE all the way to room
>Hide under covers
>Covers fly off
>Ghost in doorway
>Say "What do you want?!"
>Evil red eyes look straight at me
>"I need 'bout tree fiddy"
>It was at this point I realized the ghost was a plesiosaur from the paleozoic era


#133 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 17
>friend and I walking home from a party
>walking down back road on way to his house
>trying to find a place to smoke before we get home
>notice old graveyard off the road a ways
>wtf.jpg
>go in anyway
>commence tokeage, on top of hill at the back of graveyard
>down the hill is creepy woods
>notice dark figure standing in woods
>friend sees it too, not trippin out
>notice has something in his hand, like an axe or something
>figure moves towards us
>NOPE the **** out of there
>run down road a ways, look back, nothing
>go back to graveyard in daylight, warning signs everywhere
>never went back

I was shaking writing that, freaked me right out, and its almost 4 years later....
#330 - isradam ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
Dude, you could have told me you used mien
Dude, you could have told me you used mien
#327 - baramill (02/02/2012) [-]
> be 16 years old
> live in basement 1 large open area where my comp and tv are
> 3 AM waiting for parents to call for me to pick them up (they went to a "dinner club" with friends)
> they call, i get up and turn comp and all lights off since ill just go to bed once we're home
> go to open door to go upstairs
> door begins opening slowly
> happened before, door must have not closed properly and draft is moving it
> push door open and large figure standing there
> suddenly everything is happening in slow motion (strangest feeling ive ever experienced)
> figure reaches forward and before it gets very close feel strong force knock me back
> watch as figure dissipates (still in slow motion)
> regular speed fall on my back
> WAT
> get up fast as hell and start towards stairs
> turn quickly to close door
> its already being closed
> NOPE
> get back and the basement door is open again
> NOPE again as i turn to my room and sleep with the lights on that night
#236 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> be 10 years old
> going to see the docter to get vaccination
> dads with me as we enter the room and greets the docter
> dad leaves to go to the WC
> doctor leaves to get needle and stuff
> boy 8 to 9 years old greets me from out a open window
> boy thinks only really sick people would be at doctor and ask if i feel okey
> i say i'm fine and only there for vaccination
> boy calms down and says: well then i wish you good luck
> boy leaves about 1min before dad and doctor enters
> vaccination done and goes to window to chat some more
> then remembers as i look out...
> i'm at the third floor and there is no balcony
True story
User avatar #244 to #236 - hitterdude (02/01/2012) [-]
assassin's creed childhood
User avatar #154 - fellthatsexydrop (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 7 at grandparents' house Halloween eve
>Watch Halloween
>Go to bed
>Hears footsteps and voices at one in the morning
>So scared I can't move and I start to cry
>My bedroom door opens and two shadows enter
>Feeling brave I grab a wooden posts under my bed
>Attacks one
>Big one down
>Lights go on
>Mom and Dad flew in to surprise me
>I don't like surprises.
User avatar #136 - sundaywave (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Not to bad.
>Be some age around 10
>Playing with cousin and sister at grandma's
>Doing a lap around the outside of the house
>Lose footing in the grass and start to fall backwards
>Get pushed up by a hand
>Stand straight up
>Turn around, nearest person in car about 100ft away
>NOPE all the way inside my grandma's house to my mom.

To this day I think It was the ghost of my dead brother helping me.
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#78 - Pedopotato (02/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Nope is now and forever will be

A VERB
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