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NOPE comp 5. There was over 500 comments with nice stories in comp 4, those who didnt get theirs in this comp can look forward to next comp and hope to get luck

There was over 500 comments with nice stories in comp 4, those who didnt get theirs in this comp can look forward to next comp and hope to get lucky
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #22 - bladeboy
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(01/31/2012) [-]
>be 10
>go to friends birthday party
>there's like 10 other kids
>around 2am the kids mom tells us we have to go to bed
>whatever i was feeling tired anyways
>i get stuck sleeping right across from a mirror( I ******* hate mirrors btw )
>5 minutes later i say its really cold...5 other kids agree
>******* demon appears in the mirror
>it then proceeds to go through the glass and enter the room
>we all **** are selfs ( one kid legit ***** himself )
>we say we will do anything if he doesn't hurt us
>he says he needs about tree fiddy
>it was about that time that i noticed this terrible demon was about 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era
#44 to #22 - ARealLiveJewishGuy
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you just made me laugh after reading that
you just made me laugh after reading that
#1 - theydneverknow
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(01/31/2012) [-]
**theydneverknow rolls 77**   
front page gif thread.
**theydneverknow rolls 77**
front page gif thread.
User avatar #264 - cloymax
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(02/01/2012) [-]
Here's mine
>2 months ago, 18 of age
>fapping on computer at half past midnight, parents asleep
>hear steps
>mute+minimize like a seasoned ninja wanker
>turn around, expecting to see parents come into the room
>no one there, no more steps
>thinking it was nothing, resume fapping
>think of something i've seen on FJ, beating fears of the dark with fapping, looking into the dark and saying "this is for you"
>do it for lulz
>audio starts ******* up, it happens when the plug on the monitor is loose
>trying to fix it
>hear laughter coming from the speakers, quiet but CLEAR
>NOPE
>pull plug on computer, go to sleep with hard-on

User avatar #355 to #264 - jawshman
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(02/04/2012) [-]
at least your ghost has a sense of humor...mine just throws my **** around in my room -__-
#321 to #264 - domesticzombie
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User avatar #326 to #321 - cloymax
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(02/02/2012) [-]
lol, fitting.
User avatar #238 - Monoge
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(02/01/2012) [-]
Be 14, living with grandparents and foster sister.
Basement bedroom right next to the creepy bathroom basement.
Bathroom basement door always opens on its own.
Water heater in bathroom creates scary whispers I hear all night.
Wake up having to piss one night.
Must use basement bathroom.
Flip on light.
Standing shower covered in deep red blood. Covered. In. Blood.
*************
Scream like a bitch and run to my Gramma and Grampa's bed.
Hyperventilate for 20 minutes before I can tell them what happened.
They investigate and I think, "**** this, I won't let some murderer have my Grammy and Grampy."
I go with them wielding a baseball bat.
They see blood. Everyone scared.
We go to wake up the foster sister and get her out of the house.
She rolls out of bed with bright red hair.
Bitch dyed her hair and forgot to clean out the shower.
Still scared and quivering. Cursing her to this day.
User avatar #241 to #238 - hitterdude
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(02/01/2012) [-]
how i lolled toenail clipping 4 u :')
User avatar #243 to #241 - Monoge
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(02/01/2012) [-]
I'm glad you like the taste of my terror :P
User avatar #4 - juuru
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(01/31/2012) [-]
>be dovahkiin
>be in some guy's house, stealing his ****
>suddenly hear him waking up
>get bounty
>NOPE the **** out of there
User avatar #21 to #4 - tirona
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why didnt you just kill him?
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User avatar #132 - omgroflcakes
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(02/01/2012) [-]
I'll share a little I guess. first one isn't too bad
>Living in Alaska in old house built in 60-70 time period
>Playing ps1 videya in the basement (FF7)
>Crashing noise to my right
>Look over and see my model helicopter shattered on the ground
>It sat perfectly on a wide enough stand
>NOPE

>several years later be 12-13 now living in Pennsylvania
>just moved into new house
>in pc room with back to closet trying to sleep one night. double doors are open
>be half asleep and wake up to tingling on my neck
>feel eyes on my back and the sensation to run
>can't move, paralyzed with fear
>finally muster insanity wolf courage and jump off mattress
>pushed down by dark figure about my height as i stand up
>low voice whisper, "look at me"
>realize eyes have been closed since i fell
>open eyes and be asked for about three fitty
>it was about that time i realized it was a crustacean from the proterozoic era.
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#140 to #132 - omgroflcakes
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True version   
   
>several years later be 12-13 now living in Pennsylvania   
>just moved into new house we slept on air mattresses till our things arrived   
>in pc room with back to closet one night. double doors open   
>laying awake and feel a tingling on my neck    
>feel eyes on my back and the sensation to run   
>can't move, paralyzed with fear   
>finally decide it's now or never to save my mortal soul   
>NOPElvOVER9000 out of room   
>Catch glimpse of demon face watching me run out   
>Barge into bathroom, parents here me. wtf goin on son?   
>explain. and dad curses, yells, challenges whatever is in there   
>few days later dad goes to hospital   
>has been extremely sick ever since   
**** that thing
True version

>several years later be 12-13 now living in Pennsylvania
>just moved into new house we slept on air mattresses till our things arrived
>in pc room with back to closet one night. double doors open
>laying awake and feel a tingling on my neck
>feel eyes on my back and the sensation to run
>can't move, paralyzed with fear
>finally decide it's now or never to save my mortal soul
>NOPElvOVER9000 out of room
>Catch glimpse of demon face watching me run out
>Barge into bathroom, parents here me. wtf goin on son?
>explain. and dad curses, yells, challenges whatever is in there
>few days later dad goes to hospital
>has been extremely sick ever since
**** that thing
#8 - darktailia
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(01/31/2012) [-]
> Be 16    
> Go to abandoned Asylum with best friend for media project to film a horror trailer    
> Read loads of stories on the activities that went on there.    
> Still went anyway    
> Eventually get into one of the buildings where they lived    
> I start hearing whispers. Friend couldn't    
> Got into the courtyard through hole.    
> Hear a door slam realising it must be the heavy door we got in from shutting ( no way it could of shut by itself, we put chairs and tons of bricks infront of it)    
> **** ourselves and start running to the door    
> It's been locked ( the door had no lock and no one would of came to shut it as no one comes to it anymore)   
> Me and friend start hearing whispers, footsteps and screams of pain    
> Break window, get out.    
> NOPE all the way home
> Be 16
> Go to abandoned Asylum with best friend for media project to film a horror trailer
> Read loads of stories on the activities that went on there.
> Still went anyway
> Eventually get into one of the buildings where they lived
> I start hearing whispers. Friend couldn't
> Got into the courtyard through hole.
> Hear a door slam realising it must be the heavy door we got in from shutting ( no way it could of shut by itself, we put chairs and tons of bricks infront of it)
> **** ourselves and start running to the door
> It's been locked ( the door had no lock and no one would of came to shut it as no one comes to it anymore)
> Me and friend start hearing whispers, footsteps and screams of pain
> Break window, get out.
> NOPE all the way home
#6 - corsairofgears
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> Be 13
> Be home alone (in broad ******* daylight)
> Doing laundry for parents like a good little kid.
> Fixing hair in mirror of parent's dresser
> Tall, anorexic-looking man with sunken-in eyes appears and reaches around and starts choking me in reflection
> Nothing there on my side of the mirror
> Can't breathe, bruises forming on neck
> NOPE
> Grabbed a nearby bible or some **** (knew this ******* thing wasn't a ghost)
> It screams (WORST ******* sound in the world) and runs into my bathroom
> All my books on my bookshelf in my adjacent bedroom go flying across the room onto my bed in a pile
> NOPE ALL THE WAY TO THE LIVING ROOM
> Call my dad
> He comes home
> Find out that demons ******* with people has happened to everyone in my family
> ****.

I got quite a few more that I'll post. Some Slendy goodness, also.
#158 to #6 - brassballsofsteel
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word to you for your own good...the word of god makes even the strongest demon tremble with fear...i hope you keep your bible close
User avatar #284 to #158 - corsairofgears
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That isn't always true, I hope you do know that.
#309 to #284 - brassballsofsteel
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have faith
User avatar #9 to #6 - darktailia
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Ever watched mirrors o.o. Sounds a lot like it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - corsairofgears
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No, I can't watch anything with mirrors since that day. I live in a new place now that has a ******* mirror on the door, which is right next to where I sleep at night, so I wake up a lot of times facing the mirror. ._.
User avatar #11 to #10 - darktailia
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Yea probably best if you don't watch it. It's very much like your story but like 1000 times worse.
User avatar #12 to #11 - corsairofgears
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Holy ******** no. ._.
User avatar #13 to #12 - darktailia
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That was my reaction to your story. :L
User avatar #14 to #13 - corsairofgears
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Worst part though is that I keep ******* seeing him. D: Him and that Slenderman clone on my other story.
User avatar #15 to #14 - darktailia
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I've only encountered a few weird happenings. I believe one is not even bad.. it just scares the crap out of me because it's not normal :L. The other was just going to a haunted place
User avatar #16 to #15 - corsairofgears
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I understand. o.o Some creepy **** happens, bro.
#7 to #6 - corsairofgears
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> Be a couple of months ago
> Be driving home one of my best friends down this creepy-as-hell dirt road that he lives on
> No moon out, no stars, only the asphalt and hundreds of thin white pine trees
> He sees something moving in the woods and I keep my eyes out for a deer or some **** (Best part about living out in redneck country)
> He yells and scares me
> I get scared and almost run us off the road
> Swerve back onto the main road, hands shaking
> This THING walks out in front of us...
> 7 feet tall, incredibly skinny, too-long arms and legs, no facial features except for black holes where eyes were and a wicked grin, just staring RIGHT into my eyes
> NOPE ALL THE WAY IN REVERSE
> Take him home the extremely long way instead of the fast way through the woods
> Have extreme paranoia when driving him home at night
> Wake up at night to see him (I can tell it's a he) standing over my bed or watching me from the old wheelchair that I keep in there for my busted knee.
> NOPE under the covers all night long.
#159 to #7 - brassballsofsteel
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sounds alot like jack skellington from nightmare before christmas
#283 to #159 - corsairofgears
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Iiiiit ain't Jack Skellington... It's something similar to Slenderman, but... Not the same kind that everyone knows about... It's different...
User avatar #31 to #7 - manofbeardliness
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Oh redneck country, I know that feel.
#53 to #31 - corsairofgears
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User avatar #109 - liamdurf
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>Be 10
>Late at night playing with toys
>Hear footsteps nearby
>Look up to see motherf*cking creeper ghost floating there
>NOPE all the way to room
>Hide under covers
>Covers fly off
>Ghost in doorway
>Say "What do you want?!"
>Evil red eyes look straight at me
>"I need 'bout tree fiddy"
>It was at this point I realized the ghost was a plesiosaur from the paleozoic era


#113 to #109 - nickldd
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(02/01/2012) [-]
GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAAA!