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User avatar #28 - buttlord (01/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 16
>move into new house which we got cheap cos some guy died in it
>hear creaking sounds from outside my room
>after 6 weeks finally build up courage to check it out
>look through door slightly and see a monster figure in doorway
>scared as **** grab phone, wallet and keys and jump out of window
>look behind me....its chasing me
>run into a corner and it gets close to me
>look it in the eye
>it say in a horrible voice
>i need about tree-fiddy
>god damn Loch Ness monster got me again
#74 - mellowhypee (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>i was about 11   
>just chillin, playing gameboy   
>Hear front door slam shut   
>thought it was just my mom or grandparents   
>see a black outline of a man walking down the hallway   
>						********					.jpg   
>throw my gameboy at it   
>in a low whisper it says "what the 						****					 was that forrrr...."   
>ghost comes closer, kickes the end table in the hallway says "ah, 						******					..."   
>MFW i threw my gameboy at my drunk dad stumbling into my house at 10pm.
>i was about 11
>just chillin, playing gameboy
>Hear front door slam shut
>thought it was just my mom or grandparents
>see a black outline of a man walking down the hallway
> ******** .jpg
>throw my gameboy at it
>in a low whisper it says "what the **** was that forrrr...."
>ghost comes closer, kickes the end table in the hallway says "ah, ****** ..."
>MFW i threw my gameboy at my drunk dad stumbling into my house at 10pm.
#676 - calsamurai (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Be 15
> Randomly Wake up in the night
> Look out the window
> See a dark figure
> It has my bike
> Damn it tyrone
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#224 - EFGTellsTheTruth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
#393 - profarnsworth (01/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Be 16 year old   
> Move to new house in an old town   
> Very old house that has very creaky floors   
> Start seeing 						****					 out of the corner of my eye   
> See things move for no reason   
> Start to feel like im being watched while i sleep   
> Tell parents that i'm scared that there is a ghost in the house   
> Parents tell me that im just imagining things   
> Wake up one night to see a shadowy figure open my door and walk towards me   
> Scream at the top of my lungs   
> Parents run in and tell me that i was just imagining things again   
> Decide i have to take matters into my own hands   
> Wake up once again to shadowy figure open my door and walk towards me   
> This time im prepared   
> Pull down my pants and start fapping hard and fast   
> Look directly at figure and smile while im doing it   
> Light turns on   
> Turns out it was my dad was making sure i was ok   
> MFW i went to town on my dick with a smile on my face while looking at my dad.....
> Be 16 year old
> Move to new house in an old town
> Very old house that has very creaky floors
> Start seeing **** out of the corner of my eye
> See things move for no reason
> Start to feel like im being watched while i sleep
> Tell parents that i'm scared that there is a ghost in the house
> Parents tell me that im just imagining things
> Wake up one night to see a shadowy figure open my door and walk towards me
> Scream at the top of my lungs
> Parents run in and tell me that i was just imagining things again
> Decide i have to take matters into my own hands
> Wake up once again to shadowy figure open my door and walk towards me
> This time im prepared
> Pull down my pants and start fapping hard and fast
> Look directly at figure and smile while im doing it
> Light turns on
> Turns out it was my dad was making sure i was ok
> MFW i went to town on my dick with a smile on my face while looking at my dad.....
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#11 - ponycuntdestroyer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#206 - tacobadger (01/31/2012) [+] (14 replies)
>An hour ago
>reading the stories on this page
>Intrest in slenderman again
>Decide to research into him more
>Reading an article on him
>Check time, wondering if I should take a shower
>Its 7:32 PM
>Sudden feeling of dread
>Trouble recalling this part
>Remember turning around and experiencing extreme fear
>Fight mode
>Charge at and attempt to attack unknown source of fear
>Nothing
>Suddenly back in my computer chair
>I cannot recall whats happening
>Check time
>It is now 9:05 PM
>Realize the last hour and a half of my life are missing
>Look at computer, see I have a single document open
>It is an image of my bedroom, the door behind my computer
>Picture attatched related, its the picture.
>Help
#1 - fancys (01/30/2012) [-]
Age 10-    
Go to sleep like usual.   
Have a dream about a white faced figure with no features chasing me from my school back to my house   
 It ran on all fours and was covered in black.   
I have a 103.7 degree fever when I wake up.   
Mom rushes me to the hospital.   
See on the news that my school burned down.   
Friendly neighborhood slendy-man tried to kill me.     
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MFW
Age 10-
Go to sleep like usual.
Have a dream about a white faced figure with no features chasing me from my school back to my house
It ran on all fours and was covered in black.
I have a 103.7 degree fever when I wake up.
Mom rushes me to the hospital.
See on the news that my school burned down.
Friendly neighborhood slendy-man tried to kill me.
*********************** .jpg
MFW
+16
#5 - prestigepaperz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#686 - thee ONLINE (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Surfing around the web aimlessly    
>Start chatting with a random user    
>We have some interesting conversations    
>Turns out the user is a girl    
>We chat almost every day    
>Over the years we become best friends    
>Can tell her everything    
>Years pass, still chat often    
>When we are about 20, we decide to meet    
>Take the earliest plane possible, she waits for me at the airport    
>Most beautiful woman i've ever seen    
>We start dating, and after some time as a couple, i decide to propose    
>Do all I can to make the most perfect proposal she could imagine    
>She says yes instantly    
>Suddenly, wedding    
>After the wedding, we go home to celebrate our wedding night    
>After alot of "celebration", we decide to go to sleep    
>About to fall asleep, when she says: "Honey?"    
>I ask her: "What's wrong?"    
>"I need something" she replies    
>"Well, what do you need then" i ask.    
>"I need about tree fiddy"    
>She is the Loch Ness monster    
>NOPE
>Surfing around the web aimlessly
>Start chatting with a random user
>We have some interesting conversations
>Turns out the user is a girl
>We chat almost every day
>Over the years we become best friends
>Can tell her everything
>Years pass, still chat often
>When we are about 20, we decide to meet
>Take the earliest plane possible, she waits for me at the airport
>Most beautiful woman i've ever seen
>We start dating, and after some time as a couple, i decide to propose
>Do all I can to make the most perfect proposal she could imagine
>She says yes instantly
>Suddenly, wedding
>After the wedding, we go home to celebrate our wedding night
>After alot of "celebration", we decide to go to sleep
>About to fall asleep, when she says: "Honey?"
>I ask her: "What's wrong?"
>"I need something" she replies
>"Well, what do you need then" i ask.
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>She is the Loch Ness monster
>NOPE
#143 - perishing (01/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 19
>Just floating around minding my own business in the house I have lived in for 89 years
>Sees little kid
>Kid sees me
>Kid takes out poop-filled diaper and heads towards me
>Nopenopenopenope
>Blast kid with ghost powers
>Poop flies everywhere
>Retreats through wall scared ********
User avatar #26 - vindicatorz (01/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
No joke guys, this probably isn't as NOPE-ish as some of them, but it happened.
> Me and my older brother used to share a room when i was like.... 8....
> every night at 9 pm (exactly) when i was in bed i heard a click, it wasn't the clock, it was a completely different and heavier click, like the one from our light switch.
> My brother goes away on a skiing trip that I'm 'too young to be going on'
> sleep on top bunk for first time
> better view of bedroom
>8:59pm
> watching light switch (no reason, just staring at the wall in a sort of half asleep state)
> It's a big switch, its a sliding one, its about 4 inches from top to bottom and goes from dim to bright when you slide it.
> 8:59:46
>the switch is off so when you slide it, it doesn't affect the bulb
>8:59:54
> hand slides through space between door and frame (had door open a crack due to night scares)
> ***************** .png
> hand stops just before touching switch.
>i gasp.
>hand reacts by pulling back slightly.
>IT ******* KNOWS
>suddenly monster opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur.



#366 - Giachianeo (01/31/2012) [-]
> Be walking to a friends house, late at night
> Have to find my way there, know what the area looks like but not the area in between our houses
> Go over to his house through a short cut
> Find a road that lets me walk there REAL quick but cuts through some sketchy as **** forest
> I hear snuffling
> Holy **** , what snuffles... Bears?
> Walking slowly away from noise
> Get about three minutes down road, still alarmed
> Relax after a while, starts snuffling again
> Begin ******* booking it
> Run for like five feet before realizing it's coming from in front of me
> Look up, huge ******* dude, spit frothing everywhere
> NOPE
> Scared as ******** tall but he's giant
> Back up far away and grab my knife
> Giant snuffles more
> " ****** SCARED ME"
> Giant starts laughing, runs into woods
> I'm confused more than scared
> "hey, boy, if you don't want this to happen again"
> " I need about tree fiddy"
> And THAT'S when I realized it was a 8 story tall loch ness lake monster after my tree fiddy
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User avatar #423 - superjavelin (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Be 11 years old
> Nighttime
> Parents are out of town
> Hear doorbell ring
> Check out window, no one there
> Later on, hear door unlock and open
> Figure its parents
> Phone rings, mom says "How are you doing? We'll be back in the morning"
> Open my door and look down hallway
> Giant shadow at end of hallway
> I hear a deep voice say
> "I need about tree fiddy"
> Well it was about this time I realized the shadowy figure was a twelve story tall crustacean from the paleolithic era
> Goddamn Loch Ness monster done snuck in my house and was at it again
#176 - AnExAnon (01/31/2012) [-]
>be alone in my basement like 5 min ago   
>read this post   
>get creeped the 						****					 out cause im alone in my basement   
>NOPE all the way up to my room.
>be alone in my basement like 5 min ago
>read this post
>get creeped the **** out cause im alone in my basement
>NOPE all the way up to my room.
#93 - abceabce (01/31/2012) [-]
I love how when the comp ends, I can still read the comment storyies and that I don't have to go to the next page yet. Love these types of stories!
User avatar #546 - iamblastoise (01/31/2012) [-]
>browsing FunnyJunk
>one more picture then it's off to bed
>see this comp
>NOPE
User avatar #749 - godzillakills (02/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 16
> using computer
>all alone in the house
>living room door is open
>notice someone peaking at me
>turn to see
>person moves back int room and door closes
>NOPENOPENOPE
>runs outside and waits for mom to come home

and this has happened 6 times
#753 to #749 - kreekydoorS (02/03/2012) [-]
**kreekydoorS rolled a random image posted in comment #201 at MulanChildhood ** don't worry this is what was peeking at you
User avatar #740 - glasswall (02/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This story happened to me yesterday, since Im not bilingual yet, I`ll try to explain myself the better I possibly can:
> I woke up at 6 am, but I cant move my body at all.
> Feelsbadman.jpg
> Ten minutes later or so I still cannot move, but I feel something grabing me from my shoulders and trying to lift the upper part of my body .
> Keep thinking "Nope nope nope nope nope" as I try to get my articulation to work again.
> The "invisble thing" that grabs me lets me fall in my pillow, and then grabs me again, to again, let me fall in my pillow.
> About to start crying, when I feel like I can move my left arm.
> With the little strenght I had in that moment I grab firmly the edge of my computer desk.
> Finally I can move, turns de lights on, start drinking water like crazy.
> Im still afraid of sleeping again.

User avatar #754 to #748 - kreekydoorS (02/03/2012) [-]
i think it's called a sleeping Hag. apparently it's an old lady that climbs on top of you when you're sleeping and drains your energy.
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