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NOPE comp 3. I put it all together from comments and content found on funnyjunk and NOPE comp 1: NOPE co

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User avatar #119 - lulzinmyroflcopter (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happened last summer

>rich ass uncle rents 8 bedroom mansion on big bear lake
>happy as ****
>Get master bedroom on second story of house to myself cuz my uncle loves me n ****
>master bedroom overlooks lake
>nightime, see night sky and lake. no lights. beautiful
>pitch black besides stars
>lake is perfectly still
> suddenly hear splash loud as ****
>look out window and water is rippling like a bear just cannonballed in the ******* water
>Think w/e prolly a fish
>gets quiet.
> sudden tapping on window, fast and loud as ****
>look outside
>giant floating red eyes the size of dinner plates
>tapping continues for 5 minutes
>Summon courage to open window thinking what the **** am i doing
> i slide it open and say "wh..what do you need?"
> Says in deep raspy voice...."I need about tree-fiddy"
>Goddamn loch-ness monster
#66 - Afterlife (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> be 14
> Home alone for 19 hours.
> Creepy pedo neighbor 2 houses down died
> Alone, playing RuneScape
> 3:13 AM, i hear the back gate open
> look outside
> Man who looks like my brother-in-law walks through the gate and opens the back door.
> hear the back door open and close.
> 40 minutes of silence (no footsteps, doors opening, etc. Even RS is muted)
> Go check what happened
> No one downstairs, or in the house except me
> gate still locked
> Backdoor handle has ash on it
> NOPED all the way to my room..
> In my blanket cocoon, being a puss.
> Corner of my eye, someone is there
> Look; same figure.
> NOPESPRINT to my livingroom.
> Same figure sitting on my couch
> scream out "WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?!"
> 5 minutes of staring silence
> I need about tree fiddy.
#117 - ARRRGGGG (01/31/2012) [-]
>On the computer just chilling in my room
>Hear mumbling from other side of the room
>Pause and don't hear anything
>Go back to internet
>Hear whispering again only much closer
>Freaking the **** out
>Hear another whisper right next to my ear
>"Get down..."
>Book it out of there
>Realize what day it is
>I forgot to get down on Friday
User avatar #36 - VICTORx (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>having my daily morning run
>decide to take different path
>wearing goggles instead of glasses while running, kinda uncomfortable
>stop to adjust them
>start running again, not sure where i am
>path turns to dirt, odd buildings and some old machinery lying around
>come around a corner, stop dead in my tracks
>something grabs my hat, pulls it up above my head
>extend neck to retrieve hat
>nearly dropped my wrench
>continue running, need to move that gear up
User avatar #60 - drcookiemonster (01/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**** ill talk about my experiences too.

>Be like 10
>Have horrible nightmares in house for years.
>Sleep on bottom bunk, deaf brother on top.
>Wake up to him screaming his lungs off.
>See dark outline/ red eyes/ horns/ skin like gills/ thing walking very slowly towards me with arm outstretched. Closet opened.
>gtfo of there, mom says go back to bed.
>Demon gone when I come back.

I have tons of stories. Prolly post in comments.
User avatar #62 to #61 - drcookiemonster (01/30/2012) [-]
>Be like 11 still
>One day mom starts tearing up saying if house ever burns down we met at mailbox and wait for eachother.

User avatar #114 - professorbag (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 4-5
>wake up in the middle of night,everyone is sleeping
>go down stairs for drink of water
>halfway down stairs
>see orange figure resembling a scarecrow floating/looking at me with a grin
>NOPE all the way up stairs into my parents room.

i thought it was just a dream until i woke up in my parents bed...
#115 to #114 - daghost (01/31/2012) [-]
>Be in basement late at night.
>Hear creepy crow caw off in distance.
>Turn around, tall figure behind me.
>Casts life drain, drains all my tanks health.
> ******* Fiddlesticks.
#35 - monkeybrains (01/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be 13
>Be in house no one ever lives in for more than a month
>Bring friends and Ouija board
>Ask it stupid ****
>Ask what it wants from us
>Says "To die" and hear sloshing like water in rubber boots
>Run to screen door, won't open
>NOPE my way through it
>Tell friend into satanic **** ghost name and what happened
>Says it's a demon and we need to burn board
>Burn board
>MFW week later find intact board in middle of clearing in woods.
#99 - BibbleBobble (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Alright lads, listen up, this is no ******* joke, and is scary as **** , noone believes me.
> Be last week
> Listening to Ipod (Disturbed - "Another Way To Die" because I have ******************* memory of this)
> Bedroom door flies open and smacks into wardrobe
> Nearly **** self, look in doorway, child figure there (can't see facial figures, quite dark)
> Sigh in relief, my brother sleepwalks and often walks in to my bedroom. Figure walks up to window and starts picking stuff up
> Sit up and pause my music. As I sit up, see post-it note from mum in the corner to remind me that I have to put dinner in the oven because she would be taking my brother to a sleep over and won't be home to put dinner in oven
> Clock this in my mind about half a second later, brother at friends house WHO THE **** JUST RAN INTO MY BEDROOM!?
> Figure has run out of bedroom and is halfway down stairs
> Runs into dining room
> Flip light on
> Lights flash on for a second to see figure walking back at me
> (Lived in house since was born, know house layout like back of hand)
> Flick landing switch on, parents come out to see the commotion
> House empty
> Parents think I'm mad
> I think I'm mad
> Next day, find footprints on carpet like someone had been standing there for a very long time and left imprints. Parents all WTF? Not seen scary child figure since, but still NOPE at slightest noise

#88 - ramerez (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>home alone one day   
>ordered a dominos pizza :D   
>Go upstairs and turn on my xbox    
>forgot my Pizza downstairs    
>Walking downstairs    
>walk into my living room   
>causally walk up grab my pizza and go upstairs   
>I look again and the thing looked pissed at me not being scared   
but yeah 99.9% true story ( i turned on my ps3 ) MWAHAHHAHHA
>home alone one day
>ordered a dominos pizza :D
>Go upstairs and turn on my xbox
>forgot my Pizza downstairs
>Walking downstairs
>walk into my living room
>causally walk up grab my pizza and go upstairs
>I look again and the thing looked pissed at me not being scared

but yeah 99.9% true story ( i turned on my ps3 ) MWAHAHHAHHA
User avatar #69 - kikzs (01/30/2012) [-]
>be 11 in Puerto Rico
>move into the house where my granpa died, because we were poor-ish
>walking through immense hallway
>only light is in the kitchen at the end of the hallway, to the left
>reflects on sliding doors, which are visible from the hallway
>see a black figure on the other side of transparent sliding door that looks like my grandpa
>still live here today.
#64 - solluxandkarkat (01/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Used to see stuff when I was 4-10.
>last year meet my sister who I never knew.
>She tells me the same happened to her but she never stopped seeing ghosts and even demons.
>She sleeps over for my 14th B-day
>wake up in the middle of the night.
>look at mirror across from where she is sleeping
>see a demonic mutilated version of her in the reflection sitting over her
>stare at it for like 5 seconds
>it looks back
>NOPE NOPE NOPE ran upstairs
>been scared of mirrors ever since

This is a true story, I do remember the **** I saw when I was little and recent stuff has happened involving a ouija board.

#14 - youkilledher (01/29/2012) [-]
I have a few, actually. Here's one:

>16 years old
>at bestfriend's house for the weekend
>go to bed around 11, wake up at 4
> ******* DOG GROWLING loud as hell from doorway
>shrug it off and roll over
>suddenly realize they don't have a dog
>next morning wake up, play hide-and-seek upstairs
>find old dusty dogfood bowl behind a tiny door in the hallway
>forever NOPE!
#121 - thundercrash (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happened when I was around 12

>Nap on sofa
>Wake up, feel floaty and weird
>Can't stop smiling
>Eyes glazed
>Haven't eaten all day
>Make myself a sandwich
>Take knife and stab it into left eye, no reason
>So much pain
>Wake up
>Same knife in pocket
>Sandwich crumbs on my shirt
>Left eye bloodshot as all hell

User avatar #34 - jlew (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>lying in bed facing towards my window
>feel a poke on my shoulder
>spin around and see nothing there
>shrug it off and go back to sleep
>few weeks later
>lying in bed facing away from window
>all of a sudden feel a cold breeze and my blankets lift as I get punched in the stomach
>didn't see anything when it happened
#1 - ExcitedSoup (01/29/2012) [-]
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#113 - pokerjake (01/31/2012) [-]
>Whatever age
>Hear howling wind outside of bedroom door
>Slowly open door
>Step out of room into hallway
>See pitch black wraith figure
>Flies right at me
>Drop to the floor
>Commando rolls back inside room
>Shuts door
>Walks the mother ******* dinosaur
User avatar #86 - hamadeo (01/30/2012) [-]
>Be 12, alone at home
>Hear scratching noises outside my room
>Get off my chair, turn laptop off
>Noise still going on
>Almost ******** my pants
>No animals at home, all doors supposed to be locked
>Deep Breath...
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
#29 - extremistavenger (01/30/2012) [-]
>Be 7
>2:00 AM, decide to sneak into parent's bed
>Crawling on legs/arms to be quiet
>Open door to their room
>See a shadowy figure crawl right in front me at amazing speed
>Figure is gone
>NOPE all the ******* way into the bed with my parents
#141 - darealslim (02/02/2012) [-]
i have a couple of stories 1
My family used to own a bunch of those cameras that you take the picture then shake it it develops in hands anyway im sitting in living room hit button camera flash scares me look at photo there's a shape human like in the chair in front of me i burn picture nope my way through next couple of months
Sitting in my living room jpg included shows layout of house hear something in my pinkroom (thats just what we call it) goes to walk through there see what it was turn corner see's indian standing in the room lighter then flesh so close to white and he looks at me smiles and disappears im like wtf that was cool he wasnt mean then continue on to other room
me standing out on my porch brother bought me a ninja sword a wakazashi he told me to throw apples to him he will cut them in half me being kid OK BIG BRO *toss toss toss toss* after a couple the limits of this $30 sword become apperent blade flies from handle straight towards my head i see it rotating towards me sharpened death rotating towards me no time to move i felt somthing hit me in the back of my knees and grab back of my head by hair i wake up and the swords blade is stuck in the wall behind where i was standing all i cant hear then all at once i hear a indian sound in the background then all sound and color comes back to the world and theres my family screaming and running towards me asking if im ok my life was saved by a ghost and this is 100% true and if you dont believe me **** you this is my most important story due to the obvious fact
User avatar #80 - samorris (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> 20 years into the future
> I'm the last man alive
> be on the computer
> suddenli heer nok on dor
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