NOPE comp 3. I put it all together from comments and content found on funnyjunk and 4chan.org/x  NOPE comp 1: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp/dYfxDqL/  NOPE comp 2: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+2/fohxDsb/   thanks to: AbsentMinded, theangle, rokkarokkaali, overchill, nyuORlucy, BakaPyros, thetattooedone, ocheon, bladeboy and foelkera. tfr, Haze one emu: ml" me !uem.‘ anemic an In ms mess h. rs use were serene the slew: when the an swan: sees meme snows nu! we any he y. ;' er» Ev rs no nplease Ma: an -tpeople my
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NOPE comp 3

I put it all together from comments and content found on funnyjunk and 4chan.org/x
NOPE comp 1: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp/dYfxDqL/
NOPE comp 2: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+2/...more »

I put it all together from comments and content found on funnyjunk and 4chan.org/x
NOPE comp 1: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp/dYfxDqL/
NOPE comp 2: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+2/fohxDsb/

thanks to: AbsentMinded, theangle, rokkarokkaali, overchill, nyuORlucy, BakaPyros, thetattooedone, ocheon, bladeboy and foelkera

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User avatar #119 - lulzinmyroflcopter (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happened last summer

>rich ass uncle rents 8 bedroom mansion on big bear lake
>happy as fuck
>Get master bedroom on second story of house to myself cuz my uncle loves me n shit
>master bedroom overlooks lake
>nightime, see night sky and lake. no lights. beautiful
>pitch black besides stars
>lake is perfectly still
> suddenly hear splash loud as fuck
>look out window and water is rippling like a bear just cannonballed in the fucking water
>Think w/e prolly a fish
>gets quiet.
> sudden tapping on window, fast and loud as fuck
>look outside
>giant floating red eyes the size of dinner plates
>THIS LITTLE PIGGY NOPED ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BLANKET
>tapping continues for 5 minutes
>Summon courage to open window thinking what the fuck am i doing
> i slide it open and say "wh..what do you need?"
> Says in deep raspy voice...."I need about tree-fiddy"
>Goddamn loch-ness monster
#66 - Afterlife (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> be 14
> Home alone for 19 hours.
> Creepy pedo neighbor 2 houses down died
> Alone, playing RuneScape
> 3:13 AM, i hear the back gate open
> look outside
> Man who looks like my brother-in-law walks through the gate and opens the back door.
> hear the back door open and close.
> 40 minutes of silence (no footsteps, doors opening, etc. Even RS is muted)
> Go check what happened
> No one downstairs, or in the house except me
> gate still locked
> Backdoor handle has ash on it
> NOPED all the way to my room..
> In my blanket cocoon, being a puss.
> Corner of my eye, someone is there
> Look; same figure.
> NOPESPRINT to my livingroom.
> Same figure sitting on my couch
> scream out "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!"
> 5 minutes of staring silence
> I need about tree fiddy.
> FFFFFFUUUU-
User avatar #16 - iamnotawhoree (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be up alone
>radio turns on from living room (by itself)
>go investigate
>song thats playing "never gonna give you up"
>just got rick rolled by ghost radio
>NOPE.
>Turn radio off


#117 - ARRRGGGG (01/31/2012) [-]
>On the computer just chilling in my room
>Hear mumbling from other side of the room
>Pause and don't hear anything
>Go back to internet
>Hear whispering again only much closer
>Freaking the fuck out
>Hear another whisper right next to my ear
>"Get down..."
>Book it out of there
>Realize what day it is
>I forgot to get down on Friday
#76 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2012) [-]
I believe I have a "guardian spirit"
>10 years old
>wake up in the middle of the night
>hear female saying "wake up (I'll just write anon instead of my name), wake up, your hose is on fire" repeatedly
>go to parents wake them and say what I had heard, shortly after they found out the kitchen was burning
>my sisters had both heard the voice too

>start seeing a woman about the age of 18 in mirrors about once a month

>age of 14
>taking a shower in the morning
>same voice appears, this time whispering directly into my ear telling me not to go to school
>after the event at the age of 10 I trusted that weird voice
>next day I get told that the roof of my classroom had collapsed during recess, while no one was in there (I always stayed inside during recess, so I would've been crushed)

I still see her in the reflections sometimes (although she stands awfully close to me when I see her (yay, I have a ghost girlfriend or something...)), and I found a picture of the girl, together with my great grandmother while helping empty my great grandfathers apartment after he had died about a year ago. I asked my grandmother who she was, her name was Eva, she was my great grandmothers best friend, and she had disappeared the winter of 1934, when she was 17.
User avatar #36 - VICTORx (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>having my daily morning run
>decide to take different path
>wearing goggles instead of glasses while running, kinda uncomfortable
>stop to adjust them
>start running again, not sure where i am
>path turns to dirt, odd buildings and some old machinery lying around
>come around a corner, stop dead in my tracks
>something grabs my hat, pulls it up above my head
>NOPE.avi
>extend neck to retrieve hat
>nearly dropped my wrench
>continue running, need to move that gear up
#82 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2012) [-]
>be 13 at home
> parents leave to visit dying grandparent, leave me alone at my house
>in my room playing video games
>hear loud THUMP
>open door, start to head downstairs
>see my dog looking at cabinet door, hair on back standing straight up, making a terrifying growling noise i have never heard him make before
>run to my room to get baseball bat
>halfway up stairs, growling stops
>nearlyshitmypants
>grab baseball bat, slowly walk downstairs
>see trail of blood leading from where my dog was standing in to the garage
>slowly follow trail
>swing garage door open to find the garage is completely empty
>feel cold hand on left shoulder
>"i dont like it when you look for me"
>drop the baseball bat, instant cold sweat
>"get in the car and lie down below the seats"
>slowly walk to the car
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #60 - drcookiemonster (01/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Fuck ill talk about my experiences too.

>Be like 10
>Have horrible nightmares in house for years.
>Sleep on bottom bunk, deaf brother on top.
>Wake up to him screaming his lungs off.
>See dark outline/ red eyes/ horns/ skin like gills/ thing walking very slowly towards me with arm outstretched. Closet opened.
>NOPEEEEE
>gtfo of there, mom says go back to bed.
>Demon gone when I come back.

I have tons of stories. Prolly post in comments.
User avatar #62 to #61 - drcookiemonster (01/30/2012) [-]
>Be like 11 still
>One day mom starts tearing up saying if house ever burns down we met at mailbox and wait for eachother.

>wut.
#35 - monkeybrains (01/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be 13
>Be in house no one ever lives in for more than a month
>Bring friends and Ouija board
>Ask it stupid shit
>Ask what it wants from us
>Says "To die" and hear sloshing like water in rubber boots
>Run to screen door, won't open
>NOPE my way through it
>Tell friend into satanic shit ghost name and what happened
>Says it's a demon and we need to burn board
>Burn board
>MFW week later find intact board in middle of clearing in woods.
#99 - BibbleBobble (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Alright lads, listen up, this is no fucking joke, and is scary as fuck, noone believes me.
> Be last week
> Listening to Ipod (Disturbed - "Another Way To Die" because I have photofuckinggraphic memory of this)
> Bedroom door flies open and smacks into wardrobe
> Nearly shit self, look in doorway, child figure there (can't see facial figures, quite dark)
> Sigh in relief, my brother sleepwalks and often walks in to my bedroom. Figure walks up to window and starts picking stuff up
> Sit up and pause my music. As I sit up, see post-it note from mum in the corner to remind me that I have to put dinner in the oven because she would be taking my brother to a sleep over and won't be home to put dinner in oven
> Clock this in my mind about half a second later, brother at friends house WHO THE FUCK JUST RAN INTO MY BEDROOM!?
> Figure has run out of bedroom and is halfway down stairs
> ALL THE WAY DOWN THE STAIRS
> Runs into dining room
> Flip light on
> Lights flash on for a second to see figure walking back at me
> BULBS BLOW PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS
> (Lived in house since was born, know house layout like back of hand)
> NOPENOPENOPENOPE'D ALL THE WAY UP THE STAIRS, FLICKING BREAKER (I think it's called) ON THE WAY
> Flick landing switch on, parents come out to see the commotion
> House empty
> Parents think I'm mad
> I think I'm mad
> Next day, find footprints on carpet like someone had been standing there for a very long time and left imprints. Parents all WTF? Not seen scary child figure since, but still NOPE at slightest noise


#88 - ramerez (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>home alone one day   
>ordered a dominos pizza :D   
>Go upstairs and turn on my xbox    
>forgot my Pizza downstairs    
>FACEPALM!   
>Walking downstairs    
>walk into my living room   
>GIGANTIC ASS BLACK SHADOW STANDING RIGHT BESIDE MY PIZZA   
>causally walk up grab my pizza and go upstairs   
>I look again and the thing looked pissed at me not being scared   
   
   
   
but yeah 99.9% true story ( i turned on my ps3 ) MWAHAHHAHHA
>home alone one day
>ordered a dominos pizza :D
>Go upstairs and turn on my xbox
>forgot my Pizza downstairs
>FACEPALM!
>Walking downstairs
>walk into my living room
>GIGANTIC ASS BLACK SHADOW STANDING RIGHT BESIDE MY PIZZA
>causally walk up grab my pizza and go upstairs
>I look again and the thing looked pissed at me not being scared



but yeah 99.9% true story ( i turned on my ps3 ) MWAHAHHAHHA
#81 - kristinalice (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>I be 8 or 9   
>Go to sleep   
>No history of sleepwalking ever in my life   
>I woke up halfway down a road about 500m away from my house   
>I was in a bunk bed on the top bunk   
>My house is two stories   
>Also has an intricate garden path to get in and out   
>I scream and run back home   
>All doors are locked   
>I cry and scream until someone wakes up and lets me in   
>My sister says she heard a weird voice and me mumbling   
>NOPE
>I be 8 or 9
>Go to sleep
>No history of sleepwalking ever in my life
>I woke up halfway down a road about 500m away from my house
>I was in a bunk bed on the top bunk
>My house is two stories
>Also has an intricate garden path to get in and out
>I scream and run back home
>All doors are locked
>I cry and scream until someone wakes up and lets me in
>My sister says she heard a weird voice and me mumbling
>NOPE

User avatar #83 to #81 - mikebl **User deleted account** (01/30/2012) [-]
5 am,exam in less than 3 hours, and still can't sleep. God damnit morbid channel.
User avatar #69 - kikzs (01/30/2012) [-]
>be 11 in Puerto Rico
>move into the house where my granpa died, because we were poor-ish
>walking through immense hallway
>only light is in the kitchen at the end of the hallway, to the left
>reflects on sliding doors, which are visible from the hallway
>see a black figure on the other side of transparent sliding door that looks like my grandpa
>NOPE ALL THE FUCKING WAY TO TEXAS
>still live here today.
#64 - solluxandkarkat (01/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Used to see stuff when I was 4-10.
>last year meet my sister who I never knew.
>She tells me the same happened to her but she never stopped seeing ghosts and even demons.
>She sleeps over for my 14th B-day
>wake up in the middle of the night.
>look at mirror across from where she is sleeping
>see a demonic mutilated version of her in the reflection sitting over her
>stare at it for like 5 seconds
>it looks back
>NOPE NOPE NOPE ran upstairs
>been scared of mirrors ever since

This is a true story, I do remember the shit I saw when I was little and recent stuff has happened involving a ouija board.

#14 - youkilledher (01/29/2012) [-]
I have a few, actually. Here's one:

>16 years old
>at bestfriend's house for the weekend
>go to bed around 11, wake up at 4
>fucking DOG GROWLING loud as hell from doorway
>shrug it off and roll over
>suddenly realize they don't have a dog
>NOPENOPENOPE
>next morning wake up, play hide-and-seek upstairs
>find old dusty dogfood bowl behind a tiny door in the hallway
>forever NOPE!
#121 - thundercrash (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happened when I was around 12

>Nap on sofa
>Wake up, feel floaty and weird
>Can't stop smiling
>Eyes glazed
>Haven't eaten all day
>Make myself a sandwich
>Take knife and stab it into left eye, no reason
>So much pain
>Wake up
>Same knife in pocket
>Sandwich crumbs on my shirt
>Left eye bloodshot as all hell

NOPE.
User avatar #34 - jlew (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>lying in bed facing towards my window
>feel a poke on my shoulder
>spin around and see nothing there
>shrug it off and go back to sleep
>few weeks later
>lying in bed facing away from window
>all of a sudden feel a cold breeze and my blankets lift as I get punched in the stomach
>didn't see anything when it happened
>NOPENOPENOPE
#1 - ExcitedSoup (01/29/2012) [-]
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#113 - pokerjake (01/31/2012) [-]
>Whatever age
>Hear howling wind outside of bedroom door
>Slowly open door
>Step out of room into hallway
>See pitch black wraith figure
>Flies right at me
>Drop to the floor
>Commando rolls back inside room
>Shuts door
>Walks the mother fuckin' dinosaur
User avatar #86 - hamadeo (01/30/2012) [-]
>Be 12, alone at home
>Hear scratching noises outside my room
>Get off my chair, turn laptop off
>Noise still going on
>Almost shitting my pants
>No animals at home, all doors supposed to be locked
>Deep Breath...
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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