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User avatar #119 - lulzinmyroflcopter (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happened last summer

>rich ass uncle rents 8 bedroom mansion on big bear lake
>happy as ****
>Get master bedroom on second story of house to myself cuz my uncle loves me n ****
>master bedroom overlooks lake
>nightime, see night sky and lake. no lights. beautiful
>pitch black besides stars
>lake is perfectly still
> suddenly hear splash loud as ****
>look out window and water is rippling like a bear just cannonballed in the ******* water
>Think w/e prolly a fish
>gets quiet.
> sudden tapping on window, fast and loud as ****
>look outside
>giant floating red eyes the size of dinner plates
>THIS LITTLE PIGGY NOPED ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BLANKET
>tapping continues for 5 minutes
>Summon courage to open window thinking what the **** am i doing
> i slide it open and say "wh..what do you need?"
> Says in deep raspy voice...."I need about tree-fiddy"
>Goddamn loch-ness monster
#66 - Afterlife (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> be 14
> Home alone for 19 hours.
> Creepy pedo neighbor 2 houses down died
> Alone, playing RuneScape
> 3:13 AM, i hear the back gate open
> look outside
> Man who looks like my brother-in-law walks through the gate and opens the back door.
> hear the back door open and close.
> 40 minutes of silence (no footsteps, doors opening, etc. Even RS is muted)
> Go check what happened
> No one downstairs, or in the house except me
> gate still locked
> Backdoor handle has ash on it
> NOPED all the way to my room..
> In my blanket cocoon, being a puss.
> Corner of my eye, someone is there
> Look; same figure.
> NOPESPRINT to my livingroom.
> Same figure sitting on my couch
> scream out "WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?!"
> 5 minutes of staring silence
> I need about tree fiddy.
> FFFFFFUUUU-
#117 - ARRRGGGG (01/31/2012) [-]
>On the computer just chilling in my room
>Hear mumbling from other side of the room
>Pause and don't hear anything
>Go back to internet
>Hear whispering again only much closer
>Freaking the **** out
>Hear another whisper right next to my ear
>"Get down..."
>Book it out of there
>Realize what day it is
>I forgot to get down on Friday
User avatar #36 - VICTORx (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>having my daily morning run
>decide to take different path
>wearing goggles instead of glasses while running, kinda uncomfortable
>stop to adjust them
>start running again, not sure where i am
>path turns to dirt, odd buildings and some old machinery lying around
>come around a corner, stop dead in my tracks
>something grabs my hat, pulls it up above my head
>NOPE.avi
>extend neck to retrieve hat
>nearly dropped my wrench
>continue running, need to move that gear up
User avatar #60 - drcookiemonster (01/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**** ill talk about my experiences too.

>Be like 10
>Have horrible nightmares in house for years.
>Sleep on bottom bunk, deaf brother on top.
>Wake up to him screaming his lungs off.
>See dark outline/ red eyes/ horns/ skin like gills/ thing walking very slowly towards me with arm outstretched. Closet opened.
>NOPEEEEE
>gtfo of there, mom says go back to bed.
>Demon gone when I come back.

I have tons of stories. Prolly post in comments.
User avatar #62 to #61 - drcookiemonster (01/30/2012) [-]
>Be like 11 still
>One day mom starts tearing up saying if house ever burns down we met at mailbox and wait for eachother.

>wut.
User avatar #114 - professorbag (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 4-5
>wake up in the middle of night,everyone is sleeping
>go down stairs for drink of water
>halfway down stairs
>see orange figure resembling a scarecrow floating/looking at me with a grin
>NOPE all the way up stairs into my parents room.

i thought it was just a dream until i woke up in my parents bed...
#115 to #114 - daghost (01/31/2012) [-]
>Be in basement late at night.
>Hear creepy crow caw off in distance.
>Turn around, tall figure behind me.
>Casts life drain, drains all my tanks health.
> ******* Fiddlesticks.
#35 - monkeybrains (01/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be 13
>Be in house no one ever lives in for more than a month
>Bring friends and Ouija board
>Ask it stupid ****
>Ask what it wants from us
>Says "To die" and hear sloshing like water in rubber boots
>Run to screen door, won't open
>NOPE my way through it
>Tell friend into satanic **** ghost name and what happened
>Says it's a demon and we need to burn board
>Burn board
>MFW week later find intact board in middle of clearing in woods.
#99 - BibbleBobble (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Alright lads, listen up, this is no ******* joke, and is scary as **** , noone believes me.
> Be last week
> Listening to Ipod (Disturbed - "Another Way To Die" because I have ******************* memory of this)
> Bedroom door flies open and smacks into wardrobe
> Nearly **** self, look in doorway, child figure there (can't see facial figures, quite dark)
> Sigh in relief, my brother sleepwalks and often walks in to my bedroom. Figure walks up to window and starts picking stuff up
> Sit up and pause my music. As I sit up, see post-it note from mum in the corner to remind me that I have to put dinner in the oven because she would be taking my brother to a sleep over and won't be home to put dinner in oven
> Clock this in my mind about half a second later, brother at friends house WHO THE **** JUST RAN INTO MY BEDROOM!?
> Figure has run out of bedroom and is halfway down stairs
> ALL THE WAY DOWN THE STAIRS
> Runs into dining room
> Flip light on
> Lights flash on for a second to see figure walking back at me
> BULBS BLOW PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS
> (Lived in house since was born, know house layout like back of hand)
> NOPENOPENOPENOPE'D ALL THE WAY UP THE STAIRS, FLICKING BREAKER (I think it's called) ON THE WAY
> Flick landing switch on, parents come out to see the commotion
> House empty
> Parents think I'm mad
> I think I'm mad
> Next day, find footprints on carpet like someone had been standing there for a very long time and left imprints. Parents all WTF? Not seen scary child figure since, but still NOPE at slightest noise


#88 - ramerez (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>home alone one day   
>ordered a dominos pizza :D   
>Go upstairs and turn on my xbox    
>forgot my Pizza downstairs    
>FACEPALM!   
>Walking downstairs    
>walk into my living room   
>GIGANTIC ASS BLACK SHADOW STANDING RIGHT BESIDE MY PIZZA   
>causally walk up grab my pizza and go upstairs   
>I look again and the thing looked pissed at me not being scared   
   
   
   
but yeah 99.9% true story ( i turned on my ps3 ) MWAHAHHAHHA
>home alone one day
>ordered a dominos pizza :D
>Go upstairs and turn on my xbox
>forgot my Pizza downstairs
>FACEPALM!
>Walking downstairs
>walk into my living room
>GIGANTIC ASS BLACK SHADOW STANDING RIGHT BESIDE MY PIZZA
>causally walk up grab my pizza and go upstairs
>I look again and the thing looked pissed at me not being scared



but yeah 99.9% true story ( i turned on my ps3 ) MWAHAHHAHHA
User avatar #69 - kikzs (01/30/2012) [-]
>be 11 in Puerto Rico
>move into the house where my granpa died, because we were poor-ish
>walking through immense hallway
>only light is in the kitchen at the end of the hallway, to the left
>reflects on sliding doors, which are visible from the hallway
>see a black figure on the other side of transparent sliding door that looks like my grandpa
>NOPE ALL THE ******* WAY TO TEXAS
>still live here today.
#64 - solluxandkarkat (01/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Used to see stuff when I was 4-10.
>last year meet my sister who I never knew.
>She tells me the same happened to her but she never stopped seeing ghosts and even demons.
>She sleeps over for my 14th B-day
>wake up in the middle of the night.
>look at mirror across from where she is sleeping
>see a demonic mutilated version of her in the reflection sitting over her
>stare at it for like 5 seconds
>it looks back
>NOPE NOPE NOPE ran upstairs
>been scared of mirrors ever since

This is a true story, I do remember the **** I saw when I was little and recent stuff has happened involving a ouija board.

#14 - youkilledher (01/29/2012) [-]
I have a few, actually. Here's one:

>16 years old
>at bestfriend's house for the weekend
>go to bed around 11, wake up at 4
> ******* DOG GROWLING loud as hell from doorway
>shrug it off and roll over
>suddenly realize they don't have a dog
>NOPENOPENOPE
>next morning wake up, play hide-and-seek upstairs
>find old dusty dogfood bowl behind a tiny door in the hallway
>forever NOPE!
#121 - thundercrash (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happened when I was around 12

>Nap on sofa
>Wake up, feel floaty and weird
>Can't stop smiling
>Eyes glazed
>Haven't eaten all day
>Make myself a sandwich
>Take knife and stab it into left eye, no reason
>So much pain
>Wake up
>Same knife in pocket
>Sandwich crumbs on my shirt
>Left eye bloodshot as all hell

NOPE.
User avatar #34 - jlew (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>lying in bed facing towards my window
>feel a poke on my shoulder
>spin around and see nothing there
>shrug it off and go back to sleep
>few weeks later
>lying in bed facing away from window
>all of a sudden feel a cold breeze and my blankets lift as I get punched in the stomach
>didn't see anything when it happened
>NOPENOPENOPE
#1 - ExcitedSoup (01/29/2012) [-]
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#113 - pokerjake (01/31/2012) [-]
>Whatever age
>Hear howling wind outside of bedroom door
>Slowly open door
>Step out of room into hallway
>See pitch black wraith figure
>Flies right at me
>Drop to the floor
>Commando rolls back inside room
>Shuts door
>Walks the mother ******* dinosaur
User avatar #86 - hamadeo (01/30/2012) [-]
>Be 12, alone at home
>Hear scratching noises outside my room
>Get off my chair, turn laptop off
>Noise still going on
>Almost ******** my pants
>No animals at home, all doors supposed to be locked
>Deep Breath...
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
#29 - extremistavenger (01/30/2012) [-]
>Be 7
>2:00 AM, decide to sneak into parent's bed
>Crawling on legs/arms to be quiet
>Open door to their room
>See a shadowy figure crawl right in front me at amazing speed
>Figure is gone
>NOPE all the ******* way into the bed with my parents
User avatar #19 - camelbreath (01/29/2012) [-]
>Around 8 years old.
>Go to bed one night.
>Wake up at 1:00am and see a lady staring at my face floating at the side of my bed.
>Starts to sink into the floor while not breaking eye contact.
>NOPE
>Sleep out in living room for the night.
>Ask my mom about people who used to live in our house,the woman that used to live here was buried in our yard and was moved to a cemetery when we moved in.
User avatar #18 - iloveitinthebutt (01/29/2012) [-]
>Be on computer at 3:00 am
>Get hungry, go to kitchen
>hear something lick it's lips
>it's just my dog
>my dog's at the vet's
>NOPE
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