NOPE comp 10. Heres the link to iyellatstuff's paranormal investigation. (last one which is pretty interesting): Thanks to everyone that posted comments! Deds t
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#109 - selestino (02/26/2012) [-]
>walks into parents having sex
>NOPENOPE
#19 - itsjmanhere (02/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#50 - anonymous (02/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>late night freshmen going to soph year
>first day of summer break
> **** yes
>stay up way late
>shower b4 bed at about 1 oclock AM
>while in shower, i see something sitting on my toilet out of the corner of my eye. my shower has glass panes, the toilet is across from me
>Human looking, sitting there, hands in lap, starring at something in my closet
>i stop and looked for a second, i realize, i'm not afraid.
>Im happy for some reason, like it was no big deal this thing was in the same room with me
>I keep the shower on as to not wake my parents
> walk to the front of the shower, i knock on the panes
>it looks at me, its female, she was pretty, i noticed she had long, black hair. has kind of an emo-core thing going on, something i hadnt noticed before
>she gets up, wearing a sort of robe, like those extra white plush ones on bed bath and beyond, she walks up to me, across from the glass, and stares
>me:..."hi"
>longish pause
>she smiles, now she's wearing thinker rimmed, black glasses

#51 to #50 - anonymous (02/08/2012) [-]
>other:..."hi"
>me:..."whats your name?" (god i'm so smooth)
>she smiles again, blushes, as if i gave her a compliment
>stand there for a couple seconds, staring at eachother
>other:..."bye"
>still kind of blushing, she walks to the door at the end of my bathroom, and just kind of disappears.
>stand there for a sec
>mfw i realize i talked to hot ghost chick ass naked
>fast forward a couple months, i transferred to a new school for soph year
>walking to class first day
>looking for new class, looking at class numbers
>almost run into this girl coming out of a classroom to the right of me
>me: "woops sorry"
>she looks at me, smiles, and walks away
>o. my god.
>it was her.
>see her on occasions in the hallway
>i think i'm gonna try and talk to her tomorrow
*thicker rimmed glasses
C Ray Nor
#86 - hlainelarkin (02/10/2012) [-]
>be 8 years old
>walking through kitchen on way to living room to watch tv with brother
>stop right below the kitchen light (covered by heavy glass decorative bowl with metal pole on bottom)
>hear soft voice whisper "silly boy move"
>stand there confused for a second
>voice again "move now"
>I feel something push me I land on ground a few feet away from where i was standing
>Two seconds later cover falls
>Probably would have killed or severely injured me
>Hear voice whisper "Now say thank you"
>Say "thank You" and nope the hell into my bedroom
mfw I heard you are welcome
#17 - Bakerlalalalala (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Literally right when i switch to this post
>i hear a loud crashing sound from my kitchen downstairs
>i go and investigate what it is
>see nothing
>start looking around
>see a frying pan fly at my face
>i duck and NOPE back to my ******* room
>my dogs are going ******* right now
>mother ******* scary as ****
>im sitting in my room with a gun right now
>MFW i saw the frying pan
User avatar #26 to #17 - ramerez (02/07/2012) [-]
you turned into spongebob
#2 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's 7 in the morning. I have been staying up later and later at night looking at morbid channel. Now fully nocturnal!! High 5!!
#111 - zhayce (02/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> be 18
> 21:13 at night
> went for a walk with my dog to a field nearby
> field totally dark but the moon helped a bit
> halfway over the field i see something run quickly into forest.
> i thought it were a fox so i walked to the opposite side of the field.
> my dogs starts to growl the further we go (this dog only growls in rare cases)
> i know either there is a mailman or something it thinks is dangerous
> at this time and place no way it would be a mailman... **** ...
> remembers the fox like creature and looks towards where it ran into the forest
> gets greeted with a ice cold glare from the same shape i saw run in there but...
> the shade is STANDING on two legs now and looks like it is slowly getting closer
> NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE picks up my dog and starts running back
> crature is speeding up moving after me O_O... adrenalin rush activated!
> dog is barking in my arms as i haul ass all the way home at +max speed

i have never walked near there when it's dark since.
picture of my dog and the field/forest some days later
#71 - Bellezwovf (02/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be two months ago
>Filming a vlog alone in my basement because xbox got taken away
>half way through the vlog i see a pair of glowing red eyes staring at me
>creature/ ghost thing has extended collar bones, white, and skinny as ****
>think its a reflection from behind
>it isn't
>freak the **** out
>turn off camera
i got my reaction on film, if you guys wanna see it you can. it doesn't show it becuase the camera was below the window, but i look like i shat bricks.
...literally, mfw
User avatar #55 - penix (02/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be 20 now
>Have nightmares since i'm 16
>3 Years ago see and hear my Grandmother
>(backroundstory she died as i was 1 years old she was holding me as she died of a heartattack)
> First night hear someone calling my name over and over again
> Second night someone is calling my name again and i go to the voice
> see white shadow
>3rd night hear a voice telling me to go to the stairs
>(going to stairs in trance, no fear, have the feeling i am totally safe.)
>See little girl sitting on the stairs right in the middl and she is smiling
> "blink" still there , say "Hi" and back away slowly
>ask my mother some days later what this is , she says "i guess ur old enough now to see here too" "thats ur grandmother dan, dont be scared."
>NOPE.jpg Wtf.Is. Going.on.Jpg

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User avatar #57 to #56 - penix (02/08/2012) [-]
> Be 18
> sitting in my room
> Hear voice again
> realaxin knowing it my Granny (yeah i bealive it ! )
> Feeling like someone standing behind me /see nothing/have no fear
>feel a hand touching my shoulder/ it's warm and i feel safe as ****
>Hearing the voice , she say's : I will always Protect you...........
> I say thx and the feeling goes away


//hey thx for the read , this stuff rlly happens and if u wont belive me , i dont care ^^
Sorry for the bad english but i'm german ;) pls be gentle :) feel free to comment my stuff //

Have a nice day :)
#30 - muffinzexe (02/07/2012) [-]
>be 1-7 y.o.
>family too poor to have bigger apartment, have to sleep with parents in one bed
>every night my parents fall asleep much faster than I do
>see a man with Detective jacket and Hat right next to the door staring at me
>NOPE behind blanket defense mode for 7 years
>move out to bigger apartment
>finally own room and bed
>never see Detectiveghost again
>friend and his mum move to my old apartment
>after 5 days he tells me about Detectiveghost
>mfw he tells me about it
User avatar #29 - tanksixty (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Playing Games.
>Opponent with hacks comes.
> NOPE
> Leaves to not loose 7.3 KDR.
#5 - iamskippy (02/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Feb. 2nd 2012
>Playing Bf3 in my living room sitting on the couch, with my turtlebeaches on.
>Someone taps me on shoulder, turn around.
> Little girl standing in my kitchen doorway, looks about 6.
> Think its my mind playing tricks on me, play Bf3.
> Porch light turns on, I look out my front window, it turns off.
> Put Turtlebeaches back on, hear a loud screech, tell it to " **** off"
> Nothing happens for awhile, go to bed.
> Wake up 1:30 am, on my floor with a little girl standing in front of my door, eyes as dark as night.
> Get nose bleed. Oh god why. Go to the bathroom to clean up my nose.
> Doors closed, light on. Knock.
> "come in" I open the door.
> No ones there, lights go off and my nose starts bleeding more.
> Hear a scream of a little girl and an older woman.NOPE.
> Tired as hell, Try to sleep. Literally can not.
> Sleep at my friends for the next couple of days.
> Find out a mom and daughter were beat to death in basement.
> Time to move.



User avatar #1 - iyellatstuff (02/06/2012) [-]
I FEEL LIKE A BOSS
+3
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#136 to #121 - andenz ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
Nice profile pic! a7x forever man!
User avatar #93 - squareballs (02/11/2012) [-]
>Be 12
>Have little cousins over
>Both of them love cars
>Go to my grandpa's (I live with him) shed cause he has a 1986 Mach I Mustang
>We go a play inside of it
>The topic of 2012 come up
>Remember a video I saw about it, explaining the "Americano" theory
>I begin to talk about it and answer questions
>The youngest cousin says, "Pauly, it's your turn."
>I reply, "Then who's turn is it"
>A moment of silence goes by
>Hear the faint wind on the outside
>Ontop of the wind I hear, "It's my turn."
>NOPE the **** out of there
>Two days latter, get my ass chewed out for telling 'lies' and scaring my cousins
>I go back in the garage by some unknown impulse
>The voice comes back, "Sorry."
>NOPE the **** out of that whole state
#89 - disfiguredhamster (02/11/2012) [-]
>be 8
>lived in a two bedroom apartment
>shared my room with my brother, at the time he was rarely around
>usually had room to myself
>one night I wake up in the middle of the night
>look in the middle of my room
>see this black figure with white eyes
>eyes were quite dim, felt like they were sucking me in
>figure basically looks like a huge trash bag
>NOPE scared ******** I get back under the covers
>I eventually fell back asleep
>told my parents about it the next day
>MFW I was under the covers
User avatar #52 - cannonkc (02/08/2012) [-]
am i the only one that actually tried clicking on the link only to realize i couldnt because it was a screenshot?
#38 - xxtomuchtrollinxx (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 12, at grandparent's house in small ass town in middle of nowhere
> Grandpa goes out to the store for random things at the grocery store
> Be on the computer playing flash games, and hear my grandma call me from downstairs
> Get up, Head downstairs (where they had this really creepy ass painting of my great great great grandmother staring into your soul)
>See someone walk into spare room with a basket filled with what looks like clothes
>Figure it's grandma, walk into spare room, NOBODY IS THERE
>NOPE ALL THE WAY THE **** UPSTAIRS
>Can't find grandma anywhere
>Call grandpa and say i can't find grandma
>MFW he says she's been with him the entire time!
>WHO THE **** CALLED ME, AND WHO THE **** WAS THAT IN THE BASEMENT
> ****** .jpg
>Nope all the way outside untill grandparents get home

#31 - Rellikthebrit (02/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
> Be 16
> im out on a hunting trip by myself on my grandma's house set up little hide with bales and sticks and camo nets.
> just sitting there with my rifle resting on the bales pointing at a rabbits burrow.
> see rabbit, shoot it.
> go to fetch the rabbit and hang it up outside my hide.
> its about 23:30 and its dark. See child size figure hunched over.
> im ******** my self. i shine my lamping light at it see distorted face and red eyes shine back. also see fangs glint in the lamp.
> it looks at me makes a weird growling noise and runs to me.
>i panic and take a shot at it
> it turns round and runs off.
> im still ******** myself i stay awake with my gun loaded.
> must of fallen asleep at one point. wake up at 8:00 and see that the rabbit burrow been ripped apart. as in completely obliterated. see dead rabbits on floor gutted and mutilated.
> turn round and see my hide with a side missing and the rabbits feet just left there.
> inspect the rabbit burrow and see a fowl smelling black liquid on the ground which has killed all the grass around it.
> never stayed the night in that field again.
> decided i need to buy a bigger gun.
#20 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
why is there such an enormous amount of people on this site that have experienced paranormal activity,it's lies I say.Atention whores...
User avatar #43 to #20 - asainati (02/07/2012) [-]
And then it happens to you and you'll be like **** they were right!
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