My worst nightmare. being buried alive.. In Haiti it is illegal to make and or own zombies. Witch doctors in Haiti have a special concoction of local plants and fishes that can appear to kill an indivi
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My worst nightmare

being buried alive

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Submitted: 12/22/2012
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#1 - mattdoggy (12/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
In Haiti it is illegal to make and or own zombies. Witch doctors in Haiti have a special concoction of local plants and fishes that can appear to kill an individual. The key component, toxic parts of the puffer fish, will slow down the persons heart to the rate of a beat about every minute or so. A friend of the person or cook will slip this mixture into their food or drink and the person will drop dead in the next few hours. Someone with a minimal amount of medical training will come by and think the person is dead. The poisoned individual will be buried within a few days. The night after the person is buried the witch doctor with his assistant team will come back and dig the person up. They will give them a dose of a reversing agent to wake them back up. Occasionally some doctors will make a slit across their head and stitch it back up to make it look like their brain had been operated on. The person is taken by the witch doctor to their own grave, their home, and to even see their relatives to confirm they were dead. The unfortunate individual lives the rest of their lives as a slave to whoever brought them back from the dead. If they refuse to accept they are a zombie then they are just killed and put back in their grave.
#10 - royoten (12/23/2012) [-]
The grim reaper was busy
The grim reaper was busy
#2 - morbidcodmast (12/23/2012) [-]
I have i feeling this is from a book i used to love reading as a kid called mysteries of the unexplained i may be wrong but the font above the photo is the same as in the book.
#11 - redsoxnbolts (12/23/2012) [-]
Has anyone ever heard of Flatbush Zombies? They're a rap group and one of the rappers, Meech, is convinced that he died on an acid trip and is now a zombie. Pretty weird but they're actually pretty good.
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