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My first NOPE
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>17 watching resident evil in my basement
>Everyone out
>only one home at midnight
>after the movie done I go upstairs to computer
>Hear moaning outside
>see something limping with 1 and 1/2 an arm
>scared shitless
>call police
>turns out it was a homeless guy who was attacked by a couger
>Everyone out
>only one home at midnight
>after the movie done I go upstairs to computer
>Hear moaning outside
>see something limping with 1 and 1/2 an arm
>scared shitless
>call police
>turns out it was a homeless guy who was attacked by a couger
#37
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fyc (05/01/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
>be 18
>sitting in living watching the ring
>no one home but me all lights out
>hear something groaning and moaning coming down stairs
>look to left see creepy thing crawling towards me
>stand up
>grow a pair and beat shit out of creepy thing
>it goes back up stairs
>i walk up stairs to get food
>hear same sound in room but more frightened
>walk in room beat shit out of creepy thing again
>grab Doritos and go back to watch movie
>sitting in living watching the ring
>no one home but me all lights out
>hear something groaning and moaning coming down stairs
>look to left see creepy thing crawling towards me
>stand up
>grow a pair and beat shit out of creepy thing
>it goes back up stairs
>i walk up stairs to get food
>hear same sound in room but more frightened
>walk in room beat shit out of creepy thing again
>grab Doritos and go back to watch movie
>be 14
>watch the Ring
>scared as fuck
>get called after movie
>pick up the phone
>"you will die in 7 days"
>7 days later
>neighbour walks in with a chainsaw and a hockeymask
>kicked him in the nuts
he is sterile now (he already had a kid)
>watch the Ring
>scared as fuck
>get called after movie
>pick up the phone
>"you will die in 7 days"
>7 days later
>neighbour walks in with a chainsaw and a hockeymask
>kicked him in the nuts
he is sterile now (he already had a kid)
>be wind
>knock some shit down
>knock some shit down again
> lights turn on downstairs
>wtf.jpg
>knock some shit down
>knock some shit down again
> lights turn on downstairs
>wtf.jpg
#2
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jtylerg (05/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
This just happened to me a few days ago.
>Be 16 and a hobbyist ghost hunter
>go to an investigation one day
>go home
>walking around the kitchen when suddenly the back of my hand starts burning
>Look down
>4 scratches going from my knuckles to the middle of my hand on the back
>WHATTHEFUCK.jpg
>Stare at them for a full minute
>look away to get a soda for a second
>look back, scratches are gone
>WAT
>hear growl from corner of the room near the ceiling
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Be 16 and a hobbyist ghost hunter
>go to an investigation one day
>go home
>walking around the kitchen when suddenly the back of my hand starts burning
>Look down
>4 scratches going from my knuckles to the middle of my hand on the back
>WHATTHEFUCK.jpg
>Stare at them for a full minute
>look away to get a soda for a second
>look back, scratches are gone
>WAT
>hear growl from corner of the room near the ceiling
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Be 10
>See The Ring for the first time (it had just come out)
>Go to bed
>Room has computer in it
>Computer unplugged for the night
>about to fall asleep
>Computer flickers
>NOPE all the way to mom's room
>See The Ring for the first time (it had just come out)
>Go to bed
>Room has computer in it
>Computer unplugged for the night
>about to fall asleep
>Computer flickers
>NOPE all the way to mom's room
#103
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N. Korean citizen (05/02/2012) [-]
>Get on FJ.
>Act like something scary happened.
>LOL at tards who believe me.
>Act like something scary happened.
>LOL at tards who believe me.
#26
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N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be a dog
>Midnight
>Master is watching some dipshit movie
>Something coming down stairs
>PeaceBitch.jpg
>I'm the worst dog ever
>Midnight
>Master is watching some dipshit movie
>Something coming down stairs
>PeaceBitch.jpg
>I'm the worst dog ever
>Watching Grudge
>Its Fucking Stupid
>Turn Off TV
>Go Play Minecraft
>Its Fucking Stupid
>Turn Off TV
>Go Play Minecraft
#4
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sheiladikshit (05/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>young me, bro, and sister watches The Ring
>for newfags, the movie shows a woman who watches a video tape, once finished that person will be told that they'll die in 7 days from a random phone call
>we finish the movie
>creepy fuckin ending
>credits show up
>our houses landline rings
> Caller ID: Unknown Caller
>NOPENOPENOPE
True fuckin story
>for newfags, the movie shows a woman who watches a video tape, once finished that person will be told that they'll die in 7 days from a random phone call
>we finish the movie
>creepy fuckin ending
>credits show up
>our houses landline rings
> Caller ID: Unknown Caller
>NOPENOPENOPE
True fuckin story
> Home alone.
> Watching Boogeyman 2.
> At the part where the electricity gets cut off and that guy dies.
> Right before he dies, my electricity shuts off.
> Nope.
> Slept at my neighbor's that night.
> Watching Boogeyman 2.
> At the part where the electricity gets cut off and that guy dies.
> Right before he dies, my electricity shuts off.
> Nope.
> Slept at my neighbor's that night.
>Coming home after heavy drinking seasion
>always been very easy frightened
>Suddenly screaming and moaning+splashing sounds from the room under my living room
>Scared as Shit,grab my bokken,all the light on
>Sounds keep going on for more than 15 min
>Scared shitless but i gotta see,whats going on,so i go down the stairs,sweating like hell,i kick in the door to the bathroom where the sounds came from,bokken in hand and in a state of near death by fear
>drunk friend of mine followed me home,i forgot to lock the door,went to my bathroom and started vomiting violently while screaming in pain
>well,fuck
>always been very easy frightened
>Suddenly screaming and moaning+splashing sounds from the room under my living room
>Scared as Shit,grab my bokken,all the light on
>Sounds keep going on for more than 15 min
>Scared shitless but i gotta see,whats going on,so i go down the stairs,sweating like hell,i kick in the door to the bathroom where the sounds came from,bokken in hand and in a state of near death by fear
>drunk friend of mine followed me home,i forgot to lock the door,went to my bathroom and started vomiting violently while screaming in pain
>well,fuck