My First Memorable Nope. Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you. I don't
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My First Memorable Nope

Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you.

I don't know if it's really worth putting it up, but I'm already done and it's almost uploaded, so here it is...

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Submitted: 04/29/2012
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User avatar #449 - deathbatdude (05/05/2012) [-]
>be 19
>home alone and parents arent supposed to be back until the next day
> its about midnight and i start hear hear noises
>igonre it thinking its my dog
> start to hear what sounds like a person
>go to invesstigate
>see a woman girl standing in the door way
> she turns to me but yet im not scared
>she tells me that she is my future wife
>it turns out we both died in a fire in this very house that i inherited
>she tells me that she came to warn me
>she then tells me she commited some infedelitys and she is now forced to roam the until she can make up for her actions
>she tells me shes very sorry and begs for forgiveness
> she says that she is also haunted herself by visions of her loved ones dying
>she then says "I don't belong here ive got to move dear, escape form this afterlife"

#447 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
Well you go and tell her the least she can do is turn the tap of when she is done using the bathroom.
#443 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
SINK WAS PHONE
#442 - xxfireflyxx (05/01/2012) [-]
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#437 - greysilvertail (05/01/2012) [-]
Seven years old living in crap house in a small suburb
Neighbors suck none of that is really relevant
Because this happened last night (I'm eighteen now)
I've always had trouble sleeping so it isn't uncommon for me to be awake at odd hours
It's one am, and I'm browsing funnyjunk
I hear something behind me
I turn around
It's the creature that has been plaguing my nightmares for the last twelve years
It stares at me and makes it's strange ass hissing noise
I stare at it feeling it's hot and rancid breath run across my face
I just keep staring without a single thought running through my head
It turns and walks out, leaving behind the haunting memory that it's real and it wants to tell me something
I turn back to my computer and resume my funnyjunking as if nothing had happened
See it again today just after lunch while taking the dog out
Follow it, it leads me to a small box I made in middle school that I lost last year, inside is a single red rose
While sitting here typing this it has reappeared behind me I'm just going to ignore it
Fine I'm not going to ignore it I've handed it the rose, it left
This is not the first time I've had to deal with this thing in this manner It's my Donnie Darko rabbit I guess
The first time it happened I was six and living in that house with the ******* neighbors and it was about two thirty am and I had just woken up screaming in a cold sweat screaming "Madrag Rasladin Biento Karvandi Mascanite Vastracia Garagylliat" (I still scream that when I wake up, it means "You must find the blue rose atop the mountain of shadow in the heart of darkness, only then can you know love and happiness")
The creature (I call it the "Thoulegon" after the noise it makes was standing at the foot of my bed staring at me Stop screaming and then just shut my eyes and hide under the blanket until daylight.
It's getting more common now, and it isn't just the Thoulegon either, there are others too
Can anybody tell me what they think I shoud do? No pics don't work
User avatar #446 to #437 - hchambers (05/02/2012) [-]
The blue rose is the inverse of the red rose in your box, Think of what event was tied to that rose.

Y̜̱̯̭͈O̗̜̓ͮ͘U̐͗̇̆̔ͦ̄ ̧͎ͣͭͦ̈ͧ̉̽A͔̗͐ͤ͢L̟̠̑ͦ̌̅̔̎R͎̹E̷̽ͫ̇̾̚Ą ̮̥̊̏D̲ͭͥ́̓̐͌͆Y̘̠̅̒ ̣̘̠Kͯ̀NȌ͆̇͑ͩ̍W
#438 to #437 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
You need to train like **** , and then, when your hair can turn into gold by shouting, you use your newfound power to follow Thoulegon (Thou are Legeon?). And then, if it tried to hurt you. Kill it. Kill it with burning energy blasts.
That or just change your locks to the new nokia ones.
tl;dr: Become a supersayan or get nokia locks.
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#423 - agonizingkingjake (04/30/2012) [-]
>be two weeks ago   
> home sick reading and listening to jeff the killer   
>mom walks in and tells me shes taking a nap wake her up at 4   
>goes back to reading   
>22 minutes later   
>now on part two of story   
>skips around to end   
notbadbro.jpg   
>goes back to where i left off   
>bed starts violently shaking   
nonono.jpg   
>sit for a second as whole room shakes   
>wait to see if im going to die   
>everything stops    
>open door to moms room   
>half my porch broke off my house    
>mfw mom tells me to go check outside
>be two weeks ago
> home sick reading and listening to jeff the killer
>mom walks in and tells me shes taking a nap wake her up at 4
>goes back to reading
>22 minutes later
>now on part two of story
>skips around to end
notbadbro.jpg
>goes back to where i left off
>bed starts violently shaking
nonono.jpg
>sit for a second as whole room shakes
>wait to see if im going to die
>everything stops
>open door to moms room
>half my porch broke off my house
>mfw mom tells me to go check outside
User avatar #421 - moonlitwolf (04/30/2012) [-]
be at grandma's watching my 2 younger cousins
grandma left to get pizza and locked door behind her
door slams open
gets really cold
little cousins are getting scared
go to close door, garage door closes
run back to cousins and pretend nothing happened for 20 more minutes
grandma gets home and asks if we were playing a game because the garage door was closed and the back door was open and the heat was turned down really low
just go along with it and tell her we were playing a game.
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#448 to #420 - jimthehellhog (05/02/2012) [-]
what are you talking about you were at your friends house
User avatar #426 to #420 - eathanjamessmith (05/01/2012) [-]
I thought you were sleeping over your friends house
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#430 to #429 - eathanjamessmith (05/01/2012) [-]
<----- Made this much sense.
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User avatar #414 - yaiyainigga (04/30/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 58**
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#408 - maigisthemage (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 17
>laying in bed one night with laptop
>hear objects move on dresser
>ignore it
>all of the sudden a picture and necklace fall off dresser
>wtf.jpg
>walk over and get them put them back
>go back and lay down
>same necklace fly off desk
>out of corner of eye see white figure
>nopenopenope.jpg
>run down stairs
>burst in parents room
>tell parents
>they say it was a dream and go back to bed
>mfw i go back up stairs and laptop is on dresser
#407 - ninjatunarocks (04/30/2012) [-]
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#405 - sammymariee (04/30/2012) [-]
&gt;Be last month   
&gt;Throwing a surprise party for my friend Junior at a local skate park   
&gt;Everyone that RSVP'd is there except for Hannah   
&gt;Call her up, worried because she was a big part of planning this and we didn't want her to miss it   
&gt;Answers, she's crying and whispering about how she needs help.   
&gt;Put my phone on speaker, let others hear   
&gt;She screams and hangs up   
&gt;We hear laughing and look at the bike path and she's standing there with her phone out   
&gt;&quot;You are so gullible.&quot;   
&gt;MFW
>Be last month
>Throwing a surprise party for my friend Junior at a local skate park
>Everyone that RSVP'd is there except for Hannah
>Call her up, worried because she was a big part of planning this and we didn't want her to miss it
>Answers, she's crying and whispering about how she needs help.
>Put my phone on speaker, let others hear
>She screams and hangs up
>We hear laughing and look at the bike path and she's standing there with her phone out
>"You are so gullible."
>MFW
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#401 - quantumjunc (04/30/2012) [-]
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#399 - pwincesswoona (04/30/2012) [-]
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?


#411 to #399 - potatotown (04/30/2012) [-]
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO 						****					 WIT
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO **** WIT
#398 - furyofthefallen (04/30/2012) [-]
>See another post
>Looks similar to this
>Username: The awkward post
>Go back and check this
>Realise both these stories are fake
> **** you
#397 - shesaidshewaslegal (04/30/2012) [-]
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>Wake up on spring break
>roll around bed still asleep in the morning
> I hear a loud bang
>live in an apartment, so not a bid deal
>out of anger I look outside to see garbage truck
>no biggie
>I notice my closet door open
>and?
> my mom maybe needed something from it
> realize she's at work and I went to bed with it closed
>I check that **** out
>I hear front door open and close
> ************ .jpg
>run outside and no one is there to be seen, check apartment and no one is hear
>mfw I find all the doors and windows were locked before I ran outside
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