My First Memorable Nope. Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you. I don't
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My First Memorable Nope

Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you.

I don't know if it's really worth putting it up, but I'm already done and it's almost uploaded, so here it is...

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Submitted: 04/29/2012
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#56 - daddydontstop **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#24 - dshfdgf (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 14
>walking around house
>Im alone
>decide to have fun and play with some legos
>building a ******* awesome dinosaur or some ****
>suddenly need a piss
>walking upstairs
>about to enter the toilet
>stop
>look down
>lego brick right where I was about to stand
>i-shouldnt-be-alive.jpg
#3 - IamEllis (04/30/2012) [-]
#12 - anonymous (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Be 13.
> Sit in dad's car.
> Chilling with best friend.
> Car starts.
> All windows are closed.
> wtf.jpg
> Dad drives us to the mall.
#62 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 28
>Son comes into my kitchen and asks me what I know about a little girl in our house
>I tell him a little girl died here
>He nopes back to his bedroom
>I give the neighbor girl 5$ for helping me trolling my son
>38 now, still doing it for the lulz.
#185 - chawlsBITCH (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 9   
>move into new house   
>pretty big, sorta empty   
>make new friends at school   
>sleepover at my new house   
>play hide n go seek   
>i'm it, count to 30   
>go seek my friends   
>find 4 of them, still one hiding   
>we yell and tell him he won and he can come out   
>no response   
>wtf.jpg   
>we hear a faint, "guys im under the table"   
>"well then get out dumbass"   
>"i can't"   
>wtf.jpg "why not?   
>"i need something before I can go"   
>"what is it?"   
>".....I need about tree fiddy."   
>mfw I look under table and my friend is a 500 foot tall monster from the Paleolithic Era    
>damn loch ness monster almost got me again
>be 9
>move into new house
>pretty big, sorta empty
>make new friends at school
>sleepover at my new house
>play hide n go seek
>i'm it, count to 30
>go seek my friends
>find 4 of them, still one hiding
>we yell and tell him he won and he can come out
>no response
>wtf.jpg
>we hear a faint, "guys im under the table"
>"well then get out dumbass"
>"i can't"
>wtf.jpg "why not?
>"i need something before I can go"
>"what is it?"
>".....I need about tree fiddy."
>mfw I look under table and my friend is a 500 foot tall monster from the Paleolithic Era
>damn loch ness monster almost got me again
#321 - thewickedgoose ONLINE (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 6
>have an older brother
>i never get the chance to talk to him
>when ever i try he completely ignores me
>now hes 16, still doesn't know i exist
>mfw
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User avatar #9 - timbittwo ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
My first "nope" moment.

>be 5
>be walkin' in da hood
>hear, "yo tyrone! is you ****** ?"
NOPENOPENOPENOPE!
User avatar #215 - seminolefan (04/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Be me a few days ago
>Come home from a busy day of work
>Watch some MLP before bed
>Say goodnight to my cat
>Getting ready to go to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Hear a faint taping at the window
>Window busts open
>NOPE.jpg
>See some writing floating in the air
>Eggs, Milk, and Bread
>MFW im haunted by a shopping list
User avatar #265 - drunkasaurus (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 6
>In bathroom, taking a bath
>See that I need to take a ****
>Take massive **** in the tub
>Start splashing **** water everywhere
>lol.jpg
>Mom comes in, rages at me
>Slips on slippery floor
>Falls face first into bathtub
>Drowns in *********
>I miss that bitch
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#284 - moldycheesestick **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#222 - flavoredassassin (04/30/2012) [-]
>Go into Bathroom
>Take a nasty ****
>leave
#77 - reptarz (04/30/2012) [-]
>be girl
>not much younger than 6
>sneak into some douche bags house
>watch him brush his teeth with littlebear orajel toothpaste
>he walks out and sees me
>casually walk into his bathroom
>hide behind door so he wont see me when he opens it
>still sometimes sneak around his house for fun
>MFW he thinks im a ghost
#270 - comexx (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 10
>friend invited me to a sleep over
>I put coffe in his coco
>he obviously can't sleep
>stay awake for about 1 hour
>rise up and say with a creepy voice:"Kill one, you're a murderer, kill a thousand, you're a conqueror, kill all "laugh silently" You're a God"
>go to sleep
>friend never spoke to me for two weeks
>MFW I told him I was joking
#308 - youcame (04/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>be 5 or 6
>home alone (sister was supposed to be babysitting, ditched for a party)
>chillin out, watching dexters lab
>hear knock at door
>open
>super pale guy, bloodshot eyes, wearing only cargo shorts asks to come in
>6 year old logic, always tell the truth
> "mom and dad say not to let strangers in when their not home"
> guy: "is anybody home"
> me: "well i am"
> stand there quietly for about 1.5 minute
>he walks away
>i shut door
>look out the window facing the shed
>see him walk into our shed (i live on a farm, almost in the middle of nowhere)
>NOPE at going to the shed forever
User avatar #238 - Xedan (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 6
>see a spider walk down the hallway and go into bathroom
>think nothing of it
>wait 2 or 3 minutes
>check bathroom
>it's empty
>iamconfus.jpg
>tell mom about it
>she says the previous owners of this house slaughtered thousands of spiders while they lived here
>still see spiders every now and then to this day
#130 - mytrakytra (04/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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>At work working
>Boss says I have to stay longer into the night shift, whatever
>Co-Worker pissed as usual
>Boring as hell
>Co-Worker tells me about worker before me used to work there
>Tells me he was working night shift
>Going to work and got hit by bus and died
>Haunts workplace, rides same bus that hits him
>Same time later phone rings
>No one there
>Bus drops someone off ************************* .jpg
>Hooded figure approaching door
>Co-working starts chanting nonsense
>Figure enters through door
>Nosferatu won't stop flicking lights
>I think the patties are burning
>Dark figure wants to put in job application as frycook
>OH **** IM BEING REPLACED!
#26 - thechosentroll (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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I've seen scarier **** in kids' shows.
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