My First Memorable Nope. Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you. I don't nope ghost I presume scaryish ehh
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My First Memorable Nope. Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you. I don't

Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you.

I don't know if it's really worth putting it up, but I'm already done and it's almost uploaded, so here it is...

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MINE! “WEE.
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til SEE Milli .
I' ll IE nun.
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#56 - daddydontstop **User deleted account**
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#24 - dshfdgf
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>be 14
>walking around house
>Im alone
>decide to have fun and play with some legos
>building a ******* awesome dinosaur or some ****
>suddenly need a piss
>walking upstairs
>about to enter the toilet
>stop
>look down
>lego brick right where I was about to stand
>i-shouldnt-be-alive.jpg
#445 to #24 - dshfdgf
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holy crap, top 10. Love you guys.
#3 - IamEllis
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#62 - comradewinter
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>Be 28
>Son comes into my kitchen and asks me what I know about a little girl in our house
>I tell him a little girl died here
>He nopes back to his bedroom
>I give the neighbor girl 5$ for helping me trolling my son
>38 now, still doing it for the lulz.
User avatar #95 to #62 - dairybun
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There's a post from this guy a few comments above, which sounds like the son of this guy, says he keeps seeing this girl even today, then again msot of these stories sound the same, I love dads like this, I genuinly want to be a troll dad... Sadly I'm a tree and can't have kids of my own :(
#96 to #95 - comradewinter
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...

Dafuq?
#102 to #96 - dairybun
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I love you.
#185 - chawlsBITCH
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>be 9   
>move into new house   
>pretty big, sorta empty   
>make new friends at school   
>sleepover at my new house   
>play hide n go seek   
>i'm it, count to 30   
>go seek my friends   
>find 4 of them, still one hiding   
>we yell and tell him he won and he can come out   
>no response   
>wtf.jpg   
>we hear a faint, "guys im under the table"   
>"well then get out dumbass"   
>"i can't"   
>wtf.jpg "why not?   
>"i need something before I can go"   
>"what is it?"   
>".....I need about tree fiddy."   
>mfw I look under table and my friend is a 500 foot tall monster from the Paleolithic Era    
>damn loch ness monster almost got me again
>be 9
>move into new house
>pretty big, sorta empty
>make new friends at school
>sleepover at my new house
>play hide n go seek
>i'm it, count to 30
>go seek my friends
>find 4 of them, still one hiding
>we yell and tell him he won and he can come out
>no response
>wtf.jpg
>we hear a faint, "guys im under the table"
>"well then get out dumbass"
>"i can't"
>wtf.jpg "why not?
>"i need something before I can go"
>"what is it?"
>".....I need about tree fiddy."
>mfw I look under table and my friend is a 500 foot tall monster from the Paleolithic Era
>damn loch ness monster almost got me again
#354 to #185 - edwyer **User deleted account**
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User avatar #197 to #185 - organizer
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i started laughing hysterically about halfway through this
#321 - thewickedgoose
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>be 6
>have an older brother
>i never get the chance to talk to him
>when ever i try he completely ignores me
>now hes 16, still doesn't know i exist
>mfw
User avatar #382 to #321 - xXthabeastXx
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Dalton, is that you? If so, there's a reason I don't talk to you: I hate you.
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User avatar #9 - timbittwo
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My first "nope" moment.

>be 5
>be walkin' in da hood
>hear, "yo tyrone! is you ******?"
NOPENOPENOPENOPE!
User avatar #215 - seminolefan
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>Be me a few days ago
>Come home from a busy day of work
>Watch some MLP before bed
>Say goodnight to my cat
>Getting ready to go to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Hear a faint taping at the window
>Window busts open
>NOPE.jpg
>See some writing floating in the air
>Eggs, Milk, and Bread
>MFW im haunted by a shopping list
#219 to #215 - anon id: 4809facd
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Mfw you have no face.
#279 to #215 - falloutplayer
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OH GOD MY SIDES!
#224 to #215 - slimslim
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lols
#228 to #215 - negritude
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#268 to #215 - tomorrowsnightmare
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I too, have been haunted by a shopping list
I too, have been haunted by a shopping list
#259 to #215 - thedarkassassin
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#271 to #259 - seminolefan
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**** IT WAS CHEESE!!!! Thought it was bread or something. I couldnt find the actual list...
User avatar #265 - drunkasaurus
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>Be 6
>In bathroom, taking a bath
>See that I need to take a ****
>Take massive **** in the tub
>Start splashing **** water everywhere
>lol.jpg
>Mom comes in, rages at me
>Slips on slippery floor
>Falls face first into bathtub
>Drowns in *********
>I miss that bitch
#269 to #265 - falloutplayer
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OMG MY SIDES!