Morbid snake attack

>the mice realize their potential
>come up with a diabolical plan
>you die the next day
>???
>World is taken over by ninja mouse army

Im sorry but what?

The mice get split into 2 factions, 1 serve under your command, the other plans to take over the world by themself.

how did the mice become rats...

Breed mice get ninja rats...wut

I put a baby mouse in with my snake. The little thing didn't even have its eyes open yet but it managed to chase my snake out of his hidey hole and now the snake wont go back in there much less eat the baby mouse.

I don't understand why you got thumbed down, it helps a lot to do this.

>snakes
>ripping apart food
No.
They swallow it whole.

Lol, my snake is just the opposite. If I try to feed her something dead, she just sits there and lets me hit her in the face with it until I take it away.

You have a phobia of snakes, don't you?

how can you not? you can feel evil just by standing in their presence

I feel that way around pie. They just sit there, biding their time.

Skeever.

And then one of these fuckers.

And then this fucker.

Then I'd send in one of these mofuckas.

And then I'd send in one of these fuckers.

He's prepared for everything.

rous ?

What's truly amazing is that he can fit into that small area with his balls being the size of Texas

he would give a shit if those snakes still had their teeth

the guy was like, "no, bad cobra!!" XD haha

that guys face when

or?

just happen to have this in my folder...

There's one of a turtle ripping one in half.

For the love of all that is holy; name or source.

jada stevens

Might je jada stevens

Thank you but i think i need to stop watching porn when i can recognize a porn star by her ass

It is.

You, I like you.

Saw the snapping turtle ripping the mouse in half too, huh?

and so we meet THEbanana....

weve already met

Indeed mom and dad just loved you so much they named me after you! Except they just switched the h and e around!

So you dont remember Reno? 1982?

What are you talking about?...

remember that time we all went to reno in 1982? it was me, you, your friend billy bob. you passed out because you tried to tell a native american it was your land and drunkenly yelled 'Murica then passed out

Oh ya and then the native american called his friends and they carried me off

then dropped you off a buffalo. u need to be more careful around native americans

Yes I do but thankfully i was able to summon my polar bear Cuddles who managed to save me in the knick of time

Come to our casinos... We will show you great times!

Enjoy many games white man!

Oh God people are using it as a personal gif now? Did you see it yesterday when it was a post?

yes :| it was a bad day for us all

I've seen worse on this site.

I've seen many many things. OH THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN. none compare to it. Guy getting his head sawn off with a rather small knife, dead person's face stuck to the roof of a car before flopping off it onto the rest of their mashed up corpse, so many wonderful memories..that though...that hurts me.

dead people bother you less than suffering animals?

far less. probably not in real life, but watching it on the internet for some reason yes I find animal abuse far worse. I don't quite know if this makes me strange or not....I do like some people. People are generally pretty decent, but I guess I'm more comfortable around animals than a group of humans. animals suffering just makes me so sick...some person in my country set fire to a dog and hung it from a tree not too long ago, I don't can't understand why. At least with a person perhaps the defence could be that they had harmed them somehow and they wanted to get even, but that dog was a pet, what could it have possibly have done to deserve that, and it can't defend itself at all...idk generally animals are nicer than people.