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User avatar #12 - skatmeeleven
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(12/23/2011) [-]
what's the difference between dead babies and my garage?
i pull out of my garage.

i'm sorry
User avatar #54 to #12 - spyronos
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(12/23/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't masturbate in the Porsche
#89 to #12 - smatches
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#15 to #12 - darthidiot
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#67 to #15 - gsmstgsmst
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:D
User avatar #160 to #12 - ilovehitler
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What's better than ten babies nailed to a tree?
one baby nailed to ten trees.

#32 to #12 - anon id: 0cb024c4
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what is the difference between an orange and a baby.

one is a delightful, peel able snack and the other is an orange
User avatar #248 to #12 - zeldafaggot
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how do you make a dead baby float? 2 cups of root beer, 2 scoobs of ice cream, and 2 scoops of dead baby.
#80 to #12 - thismotherfukenguy **User deleted account**
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User avatar #21 to #12 - tippidyt [OP]
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I was walking with my newborn baby in the park, when suddenly an old lady came by. "what a beautiful child you have there". Then i said to her. "of course she is. Why would i kidnap an ugly ass kid?"
User avatar #23 to #12 - rainbowraindrops
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
i'm also sorry
User avatar #29 to #12 - godspeak
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(12/23/2011) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.
User avatar #26 to #12 - wiredguy
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(12/23/2011) [-]
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

I'm not sorry at all >:D
User avatar #53 to #12 - berbear
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(12/23/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.
#27 to #12 - pharrell
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? Who the hell wears cleats when they jump on a trampoline?
User avatar #200 to #12 - thegaydolphine
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What do you do after you have tasted the softest pussy in the world?
Put her back in the crib.

:o
User avatar #236 to #12 - ningyoaijin
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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a baby? I don't rape cheeseburgers before eating them.
#22 to #12 - chewythewolftwo
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That was ******* funny as hell
That was ******* funny as hell
User avatar #257 to #12 - TheCerealGuy
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What's the hardest part of nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick.
User avatar #28 to #12 - godspeak
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(12/23/2011) [-]
How do you stop a baby from spinning at a hundred miles an hour on a hanger?

With a shovel.
#105 to #12 - anon id: f89d810b
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what's the difference between a dead baby and a tissue?

You don't eat the tissue after you come in it....
User avatar #109 to #12 - saucebosss
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(12/23/2011) [-]
HOW DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?

IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN.
User avatar #191 to #12 - asbjornthegreat
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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of babies?
It's totally NOT fun to jump on a trampoline
#38 to #12 - madercrombie
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**madercrombie rolls 3,471**
whats worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to a puppy.
#50 to #12 - malecumdumpster
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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a farari

I don't have a farari in my garage.
User avatar #30 to #12 - sexayandiknowit
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whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 dumpster? 10 dumpsters in 1 baby
User avatar #18 to #12 - superjavelin
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How long does it take a baby to explode in the microwave?
I don't know either, I was too busy masturbating.

ohgodwhy
User avatar #211 to #18 - drhoffable
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(12/23/2011) [-]
how do you put a babie in a blender?
legs first so you can see its facial expression.
god forgive me


how do you clean it out of the blender?

....tostitos

Jesus have mercy
#113 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 44**
#175 to #113 - darksnowman
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**darksnowman rolls 37**
#176 to #175 - darksnowman
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#114 to #113 - deadbabiesinmybed
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#115 to #113 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 77**
#155 to #115 - imthepunkkid
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**imthepunkkid rolls 69**
**imthepunkkid rolls 69**
#156 to #155 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 11**
#157 to #156 - imthepunkkid
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**imthepunkkid rolls 99** There is so much epic in this thread, (if you count 69 as a good roll)
**imthepunkkid rolls 99** There is so much epic in this thread, (if you count 69 as a good roll)
#253 to #157 - anon id: 0893f6cc
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**anonymous rolls 03** epicness is epic
User avatar #177 to #157 - smeedwoker
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**smeedwoker rolls 97** meow
#173 to #157 - yuitripfag **User deleted account**
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#158 to #157 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 08** I concur.
#159 to #115 - deadbabiesinmybed
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this explains the magic in this thread..........
#119 to #115 - deadbabiesinmybed
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#122 to #119 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 21**
#123 to #122 - deadbabiesinmybed
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#126 to #123 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 48**
#129 to #126 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 60**
#130 to #129 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 32** Yeah, I think you mad.
#131 to #130 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 58**
#132 to #131 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 61**
#134 to #132 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 632**
#135 to #134 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 2,894**
#137 to #135 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 35,987**
#138 to #137 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 023,872**
**paelaer rolls 023,872**
#141 to #138 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 3,750,748**
#142 to #141 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 71,649,085**
#143 to #142 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 831,997,284**
#145 to #143 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 543,310,586**
#146 to #145 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 555,081,961**
#147 to #146 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 055,466,716**
#169 to #147 - sublift
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#150 to #147 - tempusedaxrerum **User deleted account**
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#149 to #147 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 872,066,601**
#153 to #146 - paelaer
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**paelaer rolls 100,813,471** I think it's clear that we won't be hitting nines any time soon.
#151 to #146 - paelaer
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(12/23/2011) [-]
**paelaer rolls 883,091,748**
#152 to #151 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 993,853,835**
#154 to #146 - deadbabiesinmybed
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**deadbabiesinmybed rolls 855,253,832**
User avatar #133 to #131 - demotiveman
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**demotiveman rolls 86** I dunno why I'm here.
User avatar #140 to #115 - thejokerxx
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(12/23/2011) [-]
welp im going to go shoot my self
User avatar #3 - ZeGerman
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(12/22/2011) [-]
morbid humor is when you push a granny down a flight of stairs and ask her why she runs so fast.
User avatar #136 to #3 - reaperoxide
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(12/23/2011) [-]
You made my day.
#207 - xixbiohazard
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(12/23/2011) [-]
I got fired today for having sex with a client in the back of my taxi,  
I say taxi.... Technically it's a hearse.
I got fired today for having sex with a client in the back of my taxi,
I say taxi.... Technically it's a hearse.
#216 to #207 - omgwtfcake
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#85 - grimmwaters
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(12/23/2011) [-]
Well, you know what they say,
Dead girls don't say no.
User avatar #98 to #85 - screwyouman
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(12/23/2011) [-]
Nope its necrophilia...You can still be arrested for it.
#120 to #98 - evilthumber
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(12/23/2011) [-]
how do you know?
User avatar #260 to #120 - screwyouman
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It doesn't take a genius to know inserting your PENIS in a dead body is illegal
User avatar #36 - cancersam
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

I don't ********** rocks.
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User avatar #84 to #36 - nomnomom
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(12/23/2011) [-]
how do u get 100 babies in a bucket
a blender

how do u get them out
potato chips
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#76 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#65 - PiMaker
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(12/23/2011) [-]
30 second in PS
#69 to #65 - ilikeztitz
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(12/23/2011) [-]
and here you go. its one way.
#219 - chitalian
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User avatar #40 - winners
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(12/23/2011) [-]
i put the FUN in funeral