Morbid for smoothie lovers. Whats in your smoothie?. Step 1. Find ' a nice fat tarantula and him in the blender. Step a Add fruit pr nuts be OWN personnel prefe
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Morbid for smoothie lovers

Whats in your smoothie?

Step 1.
Find ' a nice fat tarantula and him in the blender.
Step a
Add fruit pr nuts be OWN personnel preference, I like bananas. Make sure they' re net
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Step 3.
Add and mill-: shal.:: e powder, it is best be add the spider after this mint as spiders naturally
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Step it
Turn can the blender. This picture is taken '. halfway " the princess and . can still
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Step 5.
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Submitted: 08/13/2012
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#161 - TheWeigand (08/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #5 - itroitnyah (08/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Is the spider OK?
User avatar #138 - domycatdaddy (08/14/2012) [-]
I absolutely ******* hate spiders, but i would never do something like that to one. Thats some heartless **** OP.
#1 - lolare (08/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Step 6. Wait a few days.
Step 7. Find a chick.
#105 - xfresherassassinx (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I have the biggest fears of spiders and i hate them so much, but for some reason i felt really bad for the spider
I have the biggest fears of spiders and i hate them so much, but for some reason i felt really bad for the spider
#13 - usernameistaken (08/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw
mfw
User avatar #390 - senseii (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**senseii rolls 0** OP's number of testicles
User avatar #6 - freedomreturns (08/13/2012) [-]
You fool!
Now he has absorbed the spiders power!
#195 - anonymous (08/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
For all the people bitching about him killing the spider, lets bet this into perspective. We step on spiders all the time, if I find one in my house I usually take it outside, but sometimes I just kill it and get it over with. The only difference between this spider and the average house spider is size, being larger does not mean it's life is more valuable. It's death would have been painful for about half a second, it would have died very quickly. Plus there's no guarantee he actually killed it, those legs are barely discernible and he could have easily used any number of things to imitate them, tarantulas are expensive so it would have in fact made more sense for him to fake it. And another thing, lobsters and crabs are boiled alive, yet nobody complains, their deaths would be more painful and last longer than this spider's, and they're larger so by your logic their lives are more valuable. People hunt animals like deer all the time for sport, sometimes they don't use the meat, only the head to be stuffed and mounted. And if it didn't die it's life would have consisted of it sitting in a cage all day long, assuming he even killed it he's not depriving it off all that much. In childhood and some in adulthood we've all at one time or another tortured insects, torn off their legs or incinerated them with a magnifying glass, insects (or in this case arachnids) lives mean nothing, billions of them die everyday, their minds aren't advanced enough to process emotion, they act on instinct and have an average IQ of 1. From both a religious and scientific standpoint insects lives mean nothing, one's death shouldn't upset so many people, especially ones that don't react as spiritedly when someone uploads a gif of a person dying. In conclusion, man the **** up and get over it, if every spider death makes you piss and moan so much you'll have a bitch of a time getting through life. Sorry for such a long comment. inb4 "TOO LONG DIDN'T READ!!!"
#149 - livingdeadgirl (08/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i really hate spiders, but i would never stick one in a blender. that's just torturing some poor living thing that can't save itself. it's cruel.
#69 - darklit (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Little did  he know the spider have regenerative abilities and will now make it's home in his anus
Little did he know the spider have regenerative abilities and will now make it's home in his anus
#376 - settantaventi (08/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #491 - taffie (08/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
pour spider :(
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User avatar #78 - CiaranPM (08/14/2012) [-]
Really? You're just a dick.
#412 - Kittehh (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I really dislike spiders, but I know those tarantulas can be really nice. :(    
HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT...
I really dislike spiders, but I know those tarantulas can be really nice. :(
HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT...
#286 - IcRetoast (08/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#264 - vermillionbobcat (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw all of these comments are rustled because the spider was die.
Whereas any other situation it'd be ok to kill it.
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