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Submitted: 07/13/2012
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#13 - utburd (07/13/2012) [-]
< YFW looting them both.
#4 - cammyT (07/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
you know its true
#36 - anon (07/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I never died by a dragon.
I got ass-raped by sabercats twice though. ******* cats.
#349 - ortonja (07/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Morbid for Morrowind players.
#146 - haloforlife (07/14/2012) [-]
>Be khajiit werewolf
>Walk past city guard
>He says to me "is that fur coming out of your ears"
>MFW
#57 - JohnE (07/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Battling dragons before getting Dragonrend: 						****					 YOU DRAGON, LAND SO I CAN HIT YOU WITH MY SWORD! I HAVEN'T TRAINED MY MAGICS OR ARCHERY YET!
Battling dragons before getting Dragonrend: **** YOU DRAGON, LAND SO I CAN HIT YOU WITH MY SWORD! I HAVEN'T TRAINED MY MAGICS OR ARCHERY YET!
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#104 - shackalacka (07/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Skyrim dragon douche-bag time
>lvl 14 nord
>had to get to dead-mens respite for a quest i wanted done for to get more shouts
> ******* blood and ice dragon surrounding area
>stuck at 10 minor health pots and nothing else, didnt have money to buy more
>doesn't matter if i went to the north, south, any ******* direction possible, those ******* somehow found me everytime
>get killed 20 times in the next 3 hours trying to kill them or maneuver around them
>with the force of 100000000 suns i went ******** crazy just swinging my sword and shooting arrows all while pissing my ****
>after 20 minutes of doing so while running around avoiding getting blasted with fire i kill them
>get ******* glorified of my awesomeness
>realize it took me more then 3 hours to complete
>feelsbadman.jpg
> ******************* .jpg giant comes and smacks up my face like i was the slap monkey
>didn't save
>MFW
#395 - nochetriste (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Be little kid, always dreamed of going to the moon.

Grow up, go to the college of Winterhold **** with eye of Magnus.

Be arch mage get good destruction FeelsGoodMan.

Never visited greybeards, do not shout often, dark elf.

Save Eldergleam, killed thousands of dragons.

Life finally doesn't suck so much!

Wandering at some random place, see giant. ATTACK!

Fireball *BOOM*

Giant comes running towards me, *CLUB*

Fly in air like rocket.

MFW dream came true.


User avatar #299 - guidedhand (07/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Beginner.. with glass sword.
Seems Legit
#258 - sisupisici (07/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
glass sword and soul trap...not so beginner
#418 - legiaoday (07/14/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Morbid for beginners
Morbid for beginners
#189 - karhunperse (07/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Playing Skyrim
>On a mountain
>A dragon attacks out of nowhere
>Doesn't land anywhere, gotta kill with arrows
>Spend +15 minutes shooting it with iron arrows
>Dragon almost dead
>Flies away, never see it again
>MFW
User avatar #269 - bbboy (07/14/2012) [+] (15 replies)
i punched a dragon to deatah one time it took me like a hour to do
#271 to #269 - anon (07/14/2012) [-]
One hour, sounds really legit
User avatar #262 - DrBobsPatient (07/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
the only morbid part would be seeing my dumb horse charging in and attacking them, even though i left the horse a mile away...
User avatar #72 - porkchips (07/14/2012) [-]
**** that. Dragons, no problem. Bears on the other hand...
User avatar #1 - Edi (07/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Thats awesome, they're easy to kill and you get two.
#7 to #5 - honditar (07/13/2012) [-]
That's just weak...   
Your feeling of satisfaction is much greater if you kill them on the difficulty you started with.
That's just weak...
Your feeling of satisfaction is much greater if you kill them on the difficulty you started with.
User avatar #373 - jpford (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>just got a high enough level for ancient dragons to start appearing.
>all of a sudden an ancient an elder and a frost dragon out of ******* nowhere.
>no amount of healing potions can help me now.
>get gangraped and tossed in a bush like a dirty whore
#106 - tehavatar (07/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
its not like i see that everytime i travel to the college of winterhold   
oh wait..
its not like i see that everytime i travel to the college of winterhold
oh wait..
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