Morbid for Humanity

2WAGG?

Oh god he has almost everything

the new era hat with the sticker
the beats by dre
the chain
failed swagg written on the mirror
taking a picture with an ipad
wearing a Sleeveless shirt

if he was wearing a g-shock he'll be perfect

and we wonder why shit like this happens

>Working at an amusement park
>using the mic at my ride
>two apes walk up to me
>"You should totally say swag over the mic"
>stare at them
>"I have a moral obligation to ignore you"
>They get angry
>Start yelling into the mic Swag
>I kick the kids out of the park with the help of our friendly park security
>Cleaning the streets, one ride at a time

"Hey mom, come to the basement and check out this huge faggot I found on the internet!"

I'm out guys

I wish I could take pictures with mine :(

fuck yeah. DSwagmaster.

same faith on swagkind as the dino's hopefully

Guys, don't make fun of him. He's obviously too poor to afford the iPad 2 with the camera on both sides.

Screw swag, I got...

sooo many mexicans at my school dress like this. Then again my school has a mexican name..

Shitty snapback, with the sticker left on. Shitty overpriced headphones overloaded with bass. Crappy metal chain, made from the same materials as a cheap kitchen sink. Standing in a white sleeveless vest when he isn't ripped or black. Gigantic overpriced and oversized iphone. You sir have all the makings of a faggot.

I shall suplex every child with that mentality until the 'swag' pours out of their bodies.

"gangster lyfe 4 evur i was raised on the streets yo"
wealthy white parents buy him 200 dollar headphones and ipad