Morbid for Gamers

This fuckin guy

this channel has gone too far this time.

>Annoying kid from neighbor hood comes over
>Im eating doritos as I open the door
>My mom says she invited him because I'm unsocial
>He ask for chips I give him the bag
>He starts going on about how baws he is at smash bros
>Touches controller with cheesy log finingers
>We play smash brothers just so I can make him look stupid
>In the middle of game Im about to finish him
>He rips out his controller batteries and unplugs wii
>GTFO
>Smash brothers never started up again

Controller's Face When

Fuck off, you filthy nigger fuck Can you please wash your hands first? Your hands are dirty.

**carbondioxide rolls 22** Dubs decide my new avatar. No NSFW.

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When I was little, my hyperactive idiot neighbor friend tried to grab one of my N64 controllers after eating Doritos, but I told him to clean his hands off first.
This motherfucker just sucks the powder off each of his fingers and immediately grabs it as if covering his hands with his sticky retard Dorito spit sufficed as clean.
I just remember feeling such inhuman rage. I simply couldn't grasp the concept of how someone could be so disgusting and careless; not only is it not your controller, but how in the hell can you even comfortably and properly play the game like that?!

I got grounded for a week because I slapped the blank vacant expression right off his stupid face after he failed to notice my silent brooding glare of disapproval. I had no regrets.

OP's controller

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

if you touch my controller with those fucking cheesy hands i will shove it up your asshole.

.......When he licks them clean.........

**suckeggs rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at Are you sure? ** MFW

I play PC. alone.

>fat ass friend over
>turn on xbox to play mortal kombat
>20 minutes into playing time I realise he's eating doritos
>mfw

Mfw i realize he has been holding the controller with those hands all the time