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Morbid for EMTs

I Anonyomous . 10 asspies: ? can ID
mark as nurse
ambulance friend gets call about tat man in house having a heart attack at something
at m with has
pull up to his muse
has seen as I get cut I gag tram the smell
awell of putrid stench hits Us and it' s like that episode of spangebab where the smell at the ketchup and bean sundae incinerates eyebrows
4 see what is a folded mattress DI bean bag chair an the couch
its a human being
she' s naked and has a thin mating at crust an him
basic it he' s alive
fang ea bah chan Ian con hart sale“
tram jabs ta english he said yeah
were try to figure cut haw ta rail him to the ambulance
she want lit through his awn ******* deer
are look far and find fit sledge hammer and bash the sides cf his {it' s a cheap ass wander: house)
wall him through, watching the edges
he takes up the entire ******* ambulance back seat
we tells me his fact has been hurting him for weeks
at byte find -rt, then i fiddled with l
swan to Inspect his ankle i accidentally tum his foot we degrees
aall my wat
assaulted i pull fact away with my hand
athis feat slides eff his bane like a ******* secs
I blacked out after i realized was balding a ea lb. fact in my hand and his taxis mar the vehicle
No reaction Image will seer the this my justice.
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Submitted: 03/30/2013
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#3 - iizpurple ONLINE (03/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
judging from the smell I'd say something was afoot
User avatar #2 - vatra (03/30/2013) [+] (20 replies)
>be me EMT in training
>ride outs with the local ambulance companies
>one of the calls we got was "complications of pregnancy"
>we arrive just before fire, tell fire we got this
>go inside
>woman is at least 600 lbs
> *************************** .jpeg
>remember the call was complications of pregnancy
>EMT proctor is standing there slack jawed
>medic regains composure gives us our orders
>check her out
>says she hasn't had her period in a few months and today something fell out into toilet
>three of us attempt to get her in the back of the ambulance
>her 100 lb soaking wet Über Beta lover stands there
>offering his help by mumbling "I can help if you guys want" under his breath
> ***************** .png
>four of us manage to load her
>back of ambulance was very ******* crowded
>hospital can't get her a bed for near of an hour
>she is way too big for the stretcher
>I have to hold one of her sides on there for the entire hour
>found out later her "miscarriage" was just complications of being fat as ****
>almost dropped out of EMT program that day
#32 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (03/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#38 - slandersalamander (03/31/2013) [-]
I don't think it's even possible in a human lifetime to say "what the **** " as many times as are necessary for this story
#34 - Kanoah (03/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
...How?
#24 - ceko ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
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#10 - twi (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#47 - 4chan refugee (03/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Remember reading a similar story on 4chan. Fat person stuck in house, living in own filth and had sat on the couch so long his skin had fused to the couch. Paramedics tried to move him up off of the couch but as they pulled him away his back stayed attached to the couch exposing his ribs and spine and having his insides fall out of his back. OP said he died on the spot and the person taking care of the fat person got charged with negligence.
#43 - turtledude (03/31/2013) [-]
Or not.
#42 - mariasaturnina ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - tealcanaan (03/31/2013) [-]
Sever diabetes followed by gangrene. This kills the man......
#28 - pappathethird (03/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - guiguito (03/30/2013) [-]
'merica
#1 - ravarshi (03/30/2013) [-]
Bwaaaaah, That's nasty i'll tell you what.
#67 - vhsfalcon ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
#50 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
i don't even
i don't even
#33 - nang (03/31/2013) [-]
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#30 - oxYKellark (03/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thats why im not using my EMT-B, wait till nursing school is over. **** .
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