Morbid for EMTs. . I Anonyomous . 10 asspies: ? can ID mark as nurse ambulance friend gets call about tat man in house having a heart attack at something at m w Morbid for EMTs I Anonyomous 10 asspies: ? can ID mark as nurse ambulance friend gets call about tat man in house having a heart attack at something m w
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I Anonyomous . 10 asspies: ? can ID
mark as nurse
ambulance friend gets call about tat man in house having a heart attack at something
at m with has
pull up to his muse
has seen as I get cut I gag tram the smell
awell of putrid stench hits Us and it' s like that episode of spangebab where the smell at the ketchup and bean sundae incinerates eyebrows
4 see what is a folded mattress DI bean bag chair an the couch
its a human being
she' s naked and has a thin mating at crust an him
basic it he' s alive
fang ea bah chan Ian con hart sale“
tram jabs ta english he said yeah
were try to figure cut haw ta rail him to the ambulance
she want lit through his awn fucking deer
are look far and find fit sledge hammer and bash the sides cf his {it' s a cheap ass wander: house)
wall him through, watching the edges
he takes up the entire fucking ambulance back seat
we tells me his fact has been hurting him for weeks
at byte find -rt, then i fiddled with l
swan to Inspect his ankle i accidentally tum his foot we degrees
aall my wat
assaulted i pull fact away with my hand
athis feat slides eff his bane like a fucking secs
I blacked out after i realized was balding a ea lb. fact in my hand and his taxis mar the vehicle
No reaction Image will seer the this my justice.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#3 - iizpurple
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judging from the smell I'd say something was afoot
#26 to #3 - hideyowives
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its dangerous to go alone,, take this friend,friend
User avatar #37 to #3 - sidekickman
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toeNailed it.
User avatar #8 to #3 - ruuna
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Well i am never ordering a foot long hot dog ever again.... heck... make that anything foot long...
User avatar #23 to #8 - minecraftlamer
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how about the weekly foot long cock u keep oredring
User avatar #2 - vatra
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>be me EMT in training
>ride outs with the local ambulance companies
>one of the calls we got was "complications of pregnancy"
>we arrive just before fire, tell fire we got this
>go inside
>woman is at least 600 lbs
>remember the call was complications of pregnancy
>EMT proctor is standing there slack jawed
>medic regains composure gives us our orders
>check her out
>says she hasn't had her period in a few months and today something fell out into toilet
>three of us attempt to get her in the back of the ambulance
>her 100 lb soaking wet Über Beta lover stands there
>offering his help by mumbling "I can help if you guys want" under his breath
>four of us manage to load her
>back of ambulance was very ******* crowded
>hospital can't get her a bed for near of an hour
>she is way too big for the stretcher
>I have to hold one of her sides on there for the entire hour
>found out later her "miscarriage" was just complications of being fat as ****
>almost dropped out of EMT program that day
User avatar #45 to #2 - tealhorn
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do you live in upstate ny?
User avatar #60 to #45 - vatra
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Nope, opposite side of the country. So Cal
User avatar #48 to #2 - landartheconqueror
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you are a good person.
User avatar #4 to #2 - miscarriage
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Rough day..
#9 to #4 - vatra
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Yeah I try to block that day from my mind most of time.
User avatar #27 to #2 - hideyowives
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dude, im a morbid person and you should keep telling stories...these are cool and nasty as all ****
#5 to #2 - aconfuseddonut [OP]
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Please tell me you have more of these stories.
User avatar #7 to #5 - vatra
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I do, but that was my worst, luckily.
User avatar #11 to #7 - aconfuseddonut [OP]
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Would you mind sharing the other stories?
User avatar #13 to #11 - vatra
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Okay this one is from a clinical I did at hospital about 40 minutes from my house, also while EMT in training.
>second day of clinical experience
>day started out pretty slowly
>mostly been chatting with the nurses
>EMTs roll in a guy that is yelling incoherently
>guy is yellow, I mean ******* YELLOW Like an overripe onion
>yellow - jaundice is typically a sign of liver failure
>we get him situated, changed and hooked up to the monitors and such
>turns out his liver is so gone that the resulting toxin build up has killed his mind
>every five minutes he ripping his heart monitor or his pulse/ox off
>end up giving him a folly catheter (a tube up his junk to get rid of urine)
>now has something else to rip out
>move him to first spot by nurses' station when it opens up
>it's been five minutes his alarms haven't gone off
User avatar #14 to #13 - vatra
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Part Two:
>open his certain from intuition
>standing buck naked yanking on folly catheter
>Oh **** that's a lot of blood
>no time to get gloves
>grab his wrist
>he yells he needs to go to the bathroom
>in desperation yell back that he already is going as that is what the catheter is for
>nurses arrive
>decide this justifies using restraints even though we weren't given permission to
>about a half hour later, his alarm goes off again
>he pulled his hand through the restraint
>along with most of the skin on his hand off
>bandage hand
>strap him down in like six different ways
>we was there for most of the 12 hour shift
Almost quit that day too.
User avatar #15 to #14 - aconfuseddonut [OP]
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Holy ****.
Go on
User avatar #16 to #15 - vatra
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I think this will be the last one, I don't think any of the rest have been bad enough to warrant a story.
>First call of the day
>vehicle rollover
>get on scene close to last
>single car accident
>they say there were six guys packs in that little car
>well, what used to be a car
>only count five guys
>where the **** in number six!?!
>our unite gets assigned to the driver
>bad attitude from the start
>ask him his name he starts swearing in Spanish at some dude walking past
>finally get his name so ask his age
>"yo **** you puta"
>dude we are trying to help you
>he stops insulting us but refuses to talk anymore which is fine by me
>spend a long time at hospital as all five arrive
>my guy is the only with a bad attitude but also the only one fully fluent in English
>finally get full story the guy he cussed out was the missing sixth guy
>sixth guy was never in car but caused the accident by jumping in front of the car
>friend of theirs he knew they were joyriding
>car rolled at least 6 times
That was the first call of that day.
User avatar #17 to #16 - aconfuseddonut [OP]
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User avatar #18 to #17 - vatra
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****, I'm tired.. there are so many spelling errors in this last one, even some repetition.
User avatar #19 to #18 - aconfuseddonut [OP]
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It's alright, but I think if you made a comp of those stories it would be cool.
User avatar #20 to #19 - vatra
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I might at some point. Maybe once I get a few more.
User avatar #21 to #20 - aconfuseddonut [OP]
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That would be really cool
User avatar #22 to #21 - vatra
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Thanks donut, it was kind of fun telling them, that was my first time telling stories in green text format.
User avatar #52 to #22 - asschwitz
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Wow, glad I have no interest in the medical field. Cool stories though, would love to hear more
#32 - sirbrentcoe
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User avatar #65 to #32 - superninjacookie
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c: You.

You are a glorious human being.
#66 to #65 - sirbrentcoe
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well, thank you!
well, thank you!
#49 to #32 - thatgreekkid
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nice beard bro
#29 - toughactintinactin
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#38 - slandersalamander
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I don't think it's even possible in a human lifetime to say "what the ****" as many times as are necessary for this story
#34 - Kanoah
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#36 to #34 - captnpl
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He probably had diabetes.
User avatar #54 to #36 - Kanoah
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But his foot?
User avatar #56 to #54 - fromtheinternet
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Diabeetus effects blood circulation and if a person with severe diabeetus gets a cut or some **** on their foot, it can easily become gangrenous and can fall off.
User avatar #58 to #56 - bopeepwoody
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I wonder if his foot made a sound when the nurse was pulling it......
User avatar #59 to #58 - fromtheinternet
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You know the sound when you take a scoop of jelly? Probably like that
User avatar #61 to #59 - dubstepforme
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shut the ******* **** up both of you
#55 to #54 - captnpl
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Severe diabetics sometimes need to have parts amputated... or else
#24 - ceko
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#41 - Sylphion
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#10 - twi
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