Morbid for Americans

The fuck? Why is everyone thumbing you down? Im american and you are right. We have way to many fatasses here, people need to stop taking it personally. If you aren't fat, he isn't directing this at you, he is saying AMERICA has a shit ton of fatasses, which we do. If you are fat, then get off your ass and do something about it.

Unless you are a america itself, dont bitch about it.

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#625 to #479 - maroshi (06/11/2012) [-]

Internet, mob mentality, anonymity, sorry that you had to share in the red deluge

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#627 to #625 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** (06/11/2012) [-]

Thumbs are worthless really, I wouldn't say correct things if I worried about them. I'm not fat and I live in america. We have a LOT of fat people, its just a problem we need to take care of, no one needs to take it so goddamn personally.

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#586 to #479 - N. Korean citizen (06/11/2012) [-]

Or I can THUMB DOWN YOUR COMMENTS AND FEEL SKINNY AGAIN
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#618 to #586 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** (06/11/2012) [-]

Well lets think of it this way.

Man says america is fat
Someone says no we just have alot of fat people.

If you are skinny, or in weight or whatever, you must know, yes. We have a lot of fat people, but im not fat and I don't care.

If you are fat, do something about it, then you can not care anymore.

You can not say that it is anyone but your own fault that you are fat. If you do, you are pathetic, its as simple as that

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#456 to #368 - maroshi (06/10/2012) [-]

Your tears are delicious Americans

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#478 to #342 - snappywilliams (06/10/2012) [-]

Let me correct you

America: 63%
UK: 60%
New Zealand: 60%
Canada: 61%

Plus we're not the most over weight country in the world. What point are you trying to fucking prove?

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#617 to #478 - snappywilliams (06/11/2012) [-]

whoops I think New zealand is 63%

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#602 to #478 - purdles (06/11/2012) [-]

I think it is us Australians who are the fattest..

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#604 to #602 - martbeast (06/11/2012) [-]

dude when is your avatar gonna load?

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#52 to #48 - swiftykidd (06/10/2012) [-]

70% of them are

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#108 to #52 - wazaparks (06/10/2012) [-]

your logic

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#351 to #108 - thismotherfukenguy **User deleted account** (06/10/2012) [-]

not really his logic, but his choice of words, but still, great reference

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#53 to #52 - bryceface (06/10/2012) [-]

I am the 30% percent.

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#329 to #53 - abcbacon (06/10/2012) [-]

I am aso the 30%. I'm so glad swiftykidd showed me how powerful my willpower is compared to my peers!

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#59 to #52 - akkere (06/10/2012) [-]

I don't know where you got that outlandish percentage, but Web MD's percentages average out to "18.3% of young Americans are obese, compared to 27.6% between ages 30-44 and 30.6% among 45- to 64-year-olds. Of people 65 and over, 24.2% are obese."

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#138 to #59 - fosforgasxiii (06/10/2012) [-]

Still highest in the world.

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#306 to #138 - akkere (06/10/2012) [-]

That doesn't justify a horribly wrong statistic.
Better to be obese than stupid.

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#310 to #306 - fosforgasxiii (06/10/2012) [-]

I think he ment overweigt. Approximately 60-65 % of the Americans is overweight and 70 % isn't that far of. The US isn't the most overweight nation, but it is the most obese country.

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#315 to #310 - meganinja (06/10/2012) [-]

but overweight isn't fat, we have a whole lot of people who are just very muscular.

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#413 to #315 - ilovehitler (06/10/2012) [-]

And those who's hairgel adds an extra 50 pounds.

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#465 to #138 - pickledherring (06/10/2012) [-]

not that highest in the world

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#298 to #46 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

get fuckin owned

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#624 to #32 - jojord (06/11/2012) [-]

Was "on" the moon before it was cool.

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#308 to #32 - kimilsungftw (06/10/2012) [-]

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#600 to #32 - anserine (06/11/2012) [-]

beat me to it :I

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#85 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [+] (10 replies)

morbid for the british

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#209 to #85 - aysonator (06/10/2012) [-]

im british and i find this... Oh shit hang on i got somethink stuck in my teeth

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#568 to #85 - haydn (06/11/2012) [-]

I am laugh and I britished at this

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#285 to #85 - maternation (06/10/2012) [-]

Fun Fact: In The 1700's Toothpaste Was Made From Ground Up Bricks.

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#560 to #285 - admiralen (06/11/2012) [-]

before that it was made from the salt crystals in piss

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#348 to #85 - maroshi (06/10/2012) [-]

We just don't bleach perfectly clean teeth. Whitening teeth isn't part of the culture.

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#424 to #348 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

you don't brush your teeth altogether.

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#178 to #85 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

That really doesn't work since I'm British and I have perfectly good teeth, probably better than yours. :)

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#251 to #178 - ftwunicorn **User deleted account** (06/10/2012) [-]

i know thats you op dont try to hide behind anonymous

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#79 - joshmc (06/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)

i'm fat and i love salad

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#80 to #79 - mexicanfartbag (06/10/2012) [-]

I'm salad and i love fat

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#81 to #80 - sublemon (06/10/2012) [-]

I'm love and i fat salad

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#90 to #81 - zehutit (06/10/2012) [-]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

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#83 to #81 - derpityhurr (06/10/2012) [-]

I'm and fat love salad I

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#194 to #79 - ningyoaijin (06/10/2012) [-]

Me too. I eat nothing but fruit, bran cereal and tossed salads, but I barely ever move from my bed so I'm still fat :3

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#494 - rappinboutsnacks (06/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Morbid for English people.

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#497 to #494 - albertjester (06/10/2012) [-]

jesus christ!

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#522 to #494 - ThatTFguy (06/11/2012) [-]

I SAY!

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#590 to #494 - N. Korean citizen (06/11/2012) [-]

Europe has the highest rate of shit-ass teeth in the world. 100% of them are ugly and fat, not including Dr House and Olivia Wilde

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#545 to #494 - dhumbassckids (06/11/2012) [-]

>mfw

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#391 - kibbleis (06/10/2012) [+] (14 replies)

Morbid for Europeans.

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#393 to #391 - deeznutss (06/10/2012) [-]

more morbid for Europeans

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#347 - lopaa (06/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Australia Morbid

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#383 to #375 - ZalgotheImminent (06/10/2012) [-]

>YFW Cunt in Australia and New Zealand means "A good friend."

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#551 - imfromyoutube **User deleted account** (06/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Morbid for Irish people.

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#557 to #551 - zealexmeister (06/11/2012) [-]

Damn, you're cool.

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#482 - FishMonster (06/10/2012) [-]

Morbid for Europeans

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#167 - herpymcderp (06/10/2012) [-]

America's the only country where the poor people are fat.

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#438 - tacblack (06/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Morbid for the Japanese.

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#471 to #438 - finalformsorathe (06/10/2012) [-]

Enter ultraman shuwatch!

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#91 - sopsop (06/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)

>Something to settle those bad feels.

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#500 to #91 - JoshBauer (06/10/2012) [-]

Have you ever watched Epic Meal Time? Yeah. They use shit loads of bacon and they're from Canada.

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#620 to #500 - sopsop (06/11/2012) [-]

Everyone loves bacon. :)

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#622 to #620 - JoshBauer (06/11/2012) [-]

Dunno why I got thumbed down lol people are too uptight

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#452 - I Am Monkey (06/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Morbid for black people.

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#484 to #452 - muslimassassin (06/10/2012) [-]

Fix'd
inb4 thatsracist.gif

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#509 to #452 - rulerofmuffins (06/10/2012) [-]

"read nigga READ!"

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#246 - tkuja (06/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)

**tkuja rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at MATH NEVER ENDS **

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#301 to #246 - dickthebutt (06/10/2012) [-]

its funny because is a fatty american

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#444 to #301 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

that's a Mexican

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#458 to #444 - dickthebutt (06/10/2012) [-]

sorry, im not faggot enough to know who this kid is

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#556 to #555 - SniperKitty (06/11/2012) [-]

My only regret is I have but only one thumb to give.

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#558 to #555 - thewalruss (06/11/2012) [-]

Yeah, we know... now stop being a fucking butthurt american and laugh like everyone else. They are only stereotypes!!!

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#567 to #558 - rappinboutsnacks (06/11/2012) [-]

all the fucks i give are in this picture.

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#573 to #567 - thewalruss (06/11/2012) [-]

If that is true, why you had to comment in my comment :D??? This sound like butthurt to me.

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#423 - thebigcig (06/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Morbid for the French.

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#435 to #423 - supermegasherman (06/10/2012) [-]

try "moderately threatening"

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#200 - thisotherdude (06/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)

>Canadians are faggots who drink maple syrup and are America's hate
>French suck at fighting and always surrender
>British are tea drinking pussies with bad teeth and stupid accents
>Canadian, British, and French: "alright, we don't really care that much"
>Americans are fat
>Americans: "RASGFTRBFVTROIREGVTEIGBFIUTSIOBGVIBTOITGVIUEROIHFVGIUTIHGFVTHGFVIETGFVUBITGFVIU FWGFVUGVFIFOVTGFWI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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#201 to #200 - thisotherdude (06/10/2012) [-]

*hat

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#240 to #200 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

Meh. I've gotten used to the American stereotype. Doesn't bother me anymore. Now, I just laugh at it.

And I'm fat.

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#502 to #200 - JoshBauer (06/10/2012) [-]

Not how it works, actually.

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#324 to #200 - meganinja (06/10/2012) [-]

i don't see a shitstorm happening right now.

Plus i never see anybody ever picking that much on Brittish and Canadians unless they're trolls, and the French sometimes do start shitstorms when made fun of. Plus there's so many Americans there's bound to be a few that get butthurt if you say anything bad about the US.

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#230 to #200 - djaelxs (06/10/2012) [-]

Yes, and america is the one on bottom. Guess you guys like being on bottom, huh?

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#447 - blynx (06/10/2012) [-]

We are just as bad in the UK

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#462 - xboxkicksyoursox (06/10/2012) [+] (8 replies)

Morbid for brits.

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#464 to #462 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

OMG not all british have bad teeth...

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#470 to #464 - xboxkicksyoursox (06/10/2012) [-]

OMG not all americans are fat.

not all germans are nazis

its a comedy website, calm down, take a damn joke.

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#468 to #464 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

just the ones that live in Britain

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#486 to #468 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

Lets use this scenario. 2 dudes are talking about this hot chick and who she'd rather sleep with. she sleeps with with both of them one called america the other called the uk.. afterwards they both fall in love with her.(like all men do after fucking) anyway they both ask her out she said im sorry uk but your penis just isnt as big as america's.

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#469 to #462 - iraultima (06/10/2012) [-]

It's funny because we get free dental care and you don't...... therefore we have better teeth on average ;). In before red thumbs because 'nothing can possibly be better than 'merica'

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#481 to #469 - muslimassassin (06/10/2012) [-]

No, you're getting red thumbs because you took a joke too seriously.

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#504 to #469 - Lightclaw (06/10/2012) [-]

A sense of humor.

Get one.

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#506 to #469 - rainbowrush ONLINE (06/10/2012) [-]

Have you ever seen "The Big Book of British Smiles"?

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Morbid for Americans

I'm also American, so don't get butthurt. it's just a joke

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