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Morbid For Call Of Duty Players

Mostly 8-13 year olds...

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User avatar #159 - Pikachuuu (06/14/2012) [-]
Cod sucks... all bout Gears
User avatar #153 - Aro (06/13/2012) [-]
Is this CoD4? I don't play any of the games so I don't recognize the graphics instantly.
User avatar #160 to #153 - DeathclawRulez (06/17/2012) [-]
Modern Warfare 2
#146 - eburn (06/13/2012) [-]
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#142 - ninjapirate (06/13/2012) [-]
I remember playing a game of CoD with some friends, and all I used was that and the riot shield. and my team won. I even got a double  kill at one point. No Jimmie was left unrustled that day.
I remember playing a game of CoD with some friends, and all I used was that and the riot shield. and my team won. I even got a double kill at one point. No Jimmie was left unrustled that day.
#141 - dragonzard (06/13/2012) [-]
Is it safe to post CoD here?Yes?
That HORRIBLE moment when you get cornered by 10+zombies
and you just KNOW you are going to die....
#133 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at So true **   
   
I only play Call of Duty of the two games now, and only for Zombies.   
   
I prefer Gears of War 100%
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at So true **

I only play Call of Duty of the two games now, and only for Zombies.

I prefer Gears of War 100%
#129 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
I don't get it.......
User avatar #143 to #129 - jiwijoo (06/13/2012) [-]
Okay... when call of duty came out the designers decided to put a grenade launcher, or firmly known as the "noob tube", in the game. But when MW2 came out with one man army. One man army is a perk that allows you to switch class during the game. players abused this perk to fire two grenades across the map. Then they would use one man army to swap to the same class and keep noob tubing.
#127 - siberiantigershark (06/13/2012) [-]
I love Call of Duty and Battlefield, but I know what they are.

CoD Logic: Shotguns, better if you don't aim down the sight. Two guns are better than one. Pulling a knife is quicker than using the gun that is in your hand right now.
User avatar #147 to #127 - legin (06/13/2012) [-]
COD: shot to bits? wait 5 seconds

BF3: shot to bits? throw a box of band-aids
BF3: just got blown to bits by a tank? defibrilator
User avatar #150 to #147 - johnredcorn (06/13/2012) [-]
ARMA: Die
ARMA: Die
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User avatar #125 - kyrolol (06/13/2012) [-]
MTUHA FUKA DNT USE N0000B TOOBSS DURP1111eleven11!!

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S.P FAK U FNAUIYJUNK
User avatar #148 to #125 - theminiturk (06/13/2012) [-]
6/10 considering the immaturity of FJ
User avatar #154 to #148 - kyrolol (06/13/2012) [-]
It wasn't even a troll, I was imitating the **** tards that DO play CoD.
User avatar #157 to #154 - theminiturk (06/14/2012) [-]
even so
#119 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9,541** quads
#135 to #119 - thecrazyonedf (06/13/2012) [-]
**thecrazyonedf rolls 9,233** see? I can't do it either. here's a thumb for effort.
User avatar #116 - myballsonyourchin (06/13/2012) [-]
i didn't understand then reisized i'm al ways the one doing that. and im 15
not 8
#138 to #116 - pimpolay (06/13/2012) [-]
if your parents have to be there for you to buy a game you should not ******* own it they should really enforce the ERSB ratings and not let whinny bitches ruin most online games...thank god i play on pc where little kids don't run rampant because they can't afford a decent computer
User avatar #155 to #138 - myballsonyourchin (06/13/2012) [-]
alright well i bought my games when i was in florda and my parents didn't have to buy it. then the guy who owned the store just said have fun. not looking for hate here
User avatar #114 - ninjastarthrow (06/13/2012) [-]
I dont rage when that happens. I honestly don't care. I just play to play. I don't take it seriously and I just shoot people. It's fun.
#112 - tiddycats (06/13/2012) [-]
Morbid for BF3 players.
User avatar #122 to #112 - TheFullMonty (06/13/2012) [-]
Dosen't Work anymore :D :D :O :D
#111 - usernameerror (06/13/2012) [-]
<--- Morbid for COD players
#109 - Yojimbo (06/13/2012) [-]
Most annoying thing about that game. Still was pretty fun though. I like CoD (I'll take the red thumbs), nothing against Battlefield though
#139 to #109 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
I like CoD because it feels more like being a soldier of fortune. I like Battlefield because well tanks,jets and helicopters.
User avatar #140 to #139 - Yojimbo (06/13/2012) [-]
Yea, they both have they're ups and downs
User avatar #61 - awkwardsauce (06/13/2012) [-]
Nothing wrong with liking call of duty.

After COD4 did they make frag grenades and tubes less powerful?
I haven't played mwf2 and 3
#93 to #61 - OVERDOSE (06/13/2012) [-]
Yes they did, in MW3 it can take a grenade launcher up to 3 shots to kill someone
#102 to #93 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
now thats just silly
#82 to #61 - TheBikingFrog (06/13/2012) [-]
Yeah they were lowered a lot. Frags in MW2 and MW3 are like firecrackers compared to the ones in COD4
User avatar #64 to #61 - thepalmtoptiger (06/13/2012) [-]
I think they might've lowered the blast radius a bit, but noob tubes and random grenades at the beginning of matches is still OP as hell.
#137 to #57 - bbwarrior (06/13/2012) [-]
Someone posts a picture about the way someone wears a watch.
Someone posts a picture about the way someone wears a watch.
User avatar #126 to #57 - lilin (06/13/2012) [-]
And? I know alot of people that wear watches that way. It's just easier, to turn your arm inwards slightly, then to turn it outwards and have to hold up your arm. Also, if you were in a situation like COD, where you had to keep your hands on your firearm at all times or potentially die, I don't think they're gonna go out of their way to take their hand off the gun just to see the time. It's much easier if it's already facing them, so they don't have to take their hands off the gun.
User avatar #113 to #57 - ninjastarthrow (06/13/2012) [-]
You do that so you can still see the time while having your gun in firing postion.
User avatar #115 to #113 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
Dunno if the guy in the conversation is lying or not but he said this: "As a member of the forces it's my duty to inform you of the fact you're spewing refined horse **** from your mouth." in reply to: "you have to wear it like that, so when strafing an enemy you can see the time, and mark down the time you gunned down the enemy". tl;dr: Most likely, no.
User avatar #117 to #115 - ninjastarthrow (06/13/2012) [-]
Uhh no. It's just eaiser to see the time when you're holding your gun up in firing postiion. So you dont need to take your hand off the barrel to look at the time. You don't have to do it its just eaiser. My grandpa fought in World War Two and Korea and he wears his watch like that.
User avatar #118 to #117 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #120 to #118 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
I don't really see the point of knowing what the time is when you are in a world war. It's not like you have to leave for dinner or anything, and besides why the **** should America waste money on buying a ******* watch to every god damn soldier
User avatar #121 to #120 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
Maybe the soilders brang their own watches, but what the **** did they use it for?
#110 to #57 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
Okay guys, let me show you all! Incredibly enough THIS is how a watch should be sitting on a normal person's arm. I search "Watch on arm" on google then this was the top hit, can you guys please see that the clock in the picture that the watch on CoD is facing the wrong way. Holy **** this wasn't easy or what
#103 to #57 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
Alot of people who work with their hands, blue collar jobs i guess you could say, wear it like that it's just easier to see when your working
User avatar #105 to #103 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
Ok, but CoD is not a blue collar job.
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User avatar #101 to #98 - CorporalObvious (06/13/2012) [-]
As a member of the forces it's my duty to inform you of the fact you're spewing refined horse **** from your mouth.
#63 to #57 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
its just a watch....
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User avatar #62 to #57 - chaosandmadness (06/13/2012) [-]
*sigh*, ok, what is it?
User avatar #66 to #62 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
It's facing down
#97 to #66 - bajowski (06/13/2012) [-]
Thats how i wear my watch.
Thats how i wear my watch.
#96 to #66 - martenskii (06/13/2012) [-]
A lot of people wear it that way.
User avatar #69 to #66 - chaosandmadness (06/13/2012) [-]
shift your arms like your holding a rifle, then your get it
#83 to #69 - TheBikingFrog (06/13/2012) [-]
Actually if you were holding a rifle with your left hand on the barrel, your inner arm would be facing towards you when you shoot, reload, etc. Plus its a common way to wear a watch anyways.
User avatar #85 to #83 - chaosandmadness (06/13/2012) [-]
that's exactly what i explained!
#87 to #85 - TheBikingFrog (06/13/2012) [-]
so why are you saying its not a good way for a soldier to wear a watch?
#88 to #87 - chaosandmadness (06/13/2012) [-]
when the **** did I say that?!
it's not normal for people to walk around in the street and twist their arm like an idiot to check the time,

but it is for a soldier to. because then it makes sense
pic unrelated
User avatar #108 to #88 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
The people here is ******* stupid, jesus chris. (Not talking to you)
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#89 to #88 - TheBikingFrog (06/13/2012) [-]
its normal for normal people as well, when you walk your palms are usually parallel to your body which means you will twist your arm about 90 degrees no matter which way you wear a watch. And you dont have to raise your arm as much if you wear it on the inside of your arm. Im guessing you are american because you cant accept something when plenty of other people have proved you wrong.
User avatar #90 to #89 - mlpmeh (06/13/2012) [-]
I am guessing you are a European for blatantly saying all Americans are hard headed idiots.
#92 to #90 - TheBikingFrog (06/13/2012) [-]
Nope I'm 100% American. And I didn't say that all Americans are hard headed idiots, just that I assumed he was an American because most of the ignorant hard headed idiots on the internet are American.
User avatar #94 to #92 - mlpmeh (06/13/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #72 to #69 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
Ok. I'm just gonna say this to anon: Is it very common for people to wear a watch like that..?
User avatar #74 to #72 - chaosandmadness (06/13/2012) [-]
no, it's not
#77 to #74 - drblue (06/13/2012) [-]
Actually, it's somewhat common to wear watches like that.
#68 to #66 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
thats a very common way to wear a watch
thats a very common way to wear a watch
User avatar #70 to #68 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
So you usually twist your hand around 180 degrees around to see what the clock is on your watch?
#73 to #70 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
alot of people do. its not always convienient to put your arm across your body to see the time
User avatar #75 to #73 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
Ok. I'm sorry for not thinking about all the exceptions. Didn't think that people really think that much while they're around here.
#76 to #75 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
apparently i must know some very uncommon people. i love you anyways, despite the tumbs down. have a .gif
apparently i must know some very uncommon people. i love you anyways, despite the tumbs down. have a .gif
#78 to #76 - ollifevang (06/13/2012) [-]
Thanks. 						******					 gif for you too.
Thanks. ****** gif for you too.
#79 to #78 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
******					 thread?
****** thread?
User avatar #67 to #66 - chaosandmadness (06/13/2012) [-]
they were them like that to see the time while holding their guns
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User avatar #53 to #51 - speshulist (06/12/2012) [-]
He is loading up his grenade launcher(noob tube) These are extremely hated upon in the call of duty franchise.
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