Morbid For Atheists

Okay I cannot be the only morbid channel regular that is getting frustrated by the "morbid for *blank*" posts.
Some of them are actually good, a lot of them are at least a bit funny. But what they aren't is morbid.
Post them somewhere else, make a new channel, don't put a channel on them at all. Because I'm starting to feel bad that, because of a personal rule only to thumb up morbid content on morbid channel, that some quality posts are getting voted down by me because of their misplacement.
Just my opinion, had to get it in the open. inb4 sea of red thumbs because that is what happens when I speak my mind apparently.

Hmm...

>Me and friends walking through crowd at state fair
>Our buddy "Jesus" is walking behind Austin and I
>Buddy is called Jesus for his long hair and scruffy beard
>Out of fucking nowhere, this old frail woman bursts from the crowd in front of us
>"Have you met my friend Jesus?"
>without missing a beat, me and Austin, without looking at each other, take a step to either side.
>Me: "Have you met our friend Jesus?"
>Jesus facepalms
>woman gives us that old lady death glare
>rants and raves, then tells us how Harry Potter is the devil
>My Face the whole time

Did anyone else notice the
"I'll swallow your fucking soul."
in the middle?

Morbid for Thalmor.

Read between the lines.

HAVE YOU?

If you lie to a Jehova's witness, will they go away?

"Have you heard the good news?"
"Yes! Yes I have."
*SLAM*

Do you mean this Jesus?

Whenever they come to the door, I always get someone in my house to ask me who's at the door. "It's just some lovely people come to teach us about Jesus!"
Then I get them to reply "HURRY UP, YOU DON'T WANT KEEP THE DARK LORD WAITING! THE CHICKENS MUST BE SACRIFICED NOOOOWWWW!"
I offer them to come in and tell me more about God.... They never do.....

it's always awkward when jehova's witnesses knock at the door and i have to explain to them that i'm already a practicing christian.

I'm atheist and this is stupid..

Also morbid for:
-Jews
-Muslims
-Hindus
-Sikhs
-Buddhists
-Taoists
-Shintos
-Rastafarians
-Wiccans
-Agnostics

and of course, Christians, because that monkey would freak anybody out!

Have you accepted Stephen King as your favorite author?