Mondays... (morbid). Choo choo ... Rant alert I really hate when people commit suicide by jumping in front of trains/buses/cars. All the bystanders in the area have to watch you become a red smea
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Choo choo ********** .

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#115 - jrtojrto (12/14/2012) [-]
Looks like a suicide
#102 - kaspianthegreat (12/10/2012) [-]
I thought of James Woods in Family Guy going, Ooh a piece of candy.
User avatar #86 - codyxvasco (12/09/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who would actually watch?
User avatar #87 to #86 - kagefj (12/09/2012) [-]
I would watch you...
User avatar #88 to #87 - codyxvasco (12/09/2012) [-]
Watch me all you want, just stay the hell away from me.
User avatar #89 to #88 - kagefj (12/09/2012) [-]
Why, I thought you love me. Please don't leave me. I will let you suck my dick.
User avatar #90 to #89 - codyxvasco (12/09/2012) [-]
You are actually making me feel kind of sick.
User avatar #91 to #90 - kagefj (12/09/2012) [-]
What's wrong?
User avatar #92 to #91 - codyxvasco (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't love you, nor do I want to suck your dick.
User avatar #93 to #92 - kagefj (12/09/2012) [-]
You think you get a choice?
User avatar #94 to #93 - codyxvasco (12/09/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco runs away to his profile**
User avatar #95 to #94 - kagefj (12/09/2012) [-]
**kagefj follows him**
#78 - ddylann (12/06/2012) [-]
why did they all just run away
#111 to #78 - darkhelperb (12/12/2012) [-]
So they could have plausible deniability.
User avatar #103 to #78 - themastermorris (12/10/2012) [-]
Most people don't want to watch a man kill himself by getting run over by a subway
User avatar #83 to #78 - grimsho (12/08/2012) [-]
To avoid the blood splatter
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User avatar #67 - fitchy (12/04/2012) [-]
here we go.... If someone is enough of a **** up that they contemplate suicide, they shouldn't wallow in self pity. If I were to the point where I did not want to deal with the everyday stress, I wouldn't kill myself I would just leave. doesn't matter where to, I would take all the money I had and taken my car or whatever other means of transportation I had and just left out to do whatever I pleased. There would be no money problems, just surviving by myself maybe drifting place to place, and you wouldn't have to fear death since you would already want to die, you might as well make something of what you are doing rather than just ending it.... tl;dr people who commit suicide are retarded pussies
User avatar #79 to #67 - reconred (12/07/2012) [-]
Hahaha, go **** yourself. You don't have a goddamn clue what it's like to want to kill yourself. But one day I hope you do, and you'll never understand what kind of statement that is until then.

Worthless little **** .
User avatar #80 to #79 - fitchy (12/07/2012) [-]
I've been depressed and I know how much life can suck, but no I would never be so much of a ***** to want to kill myself, I know that for a fact. So go whine and complain about how your life sucks even though you probably don't deserve to feel that way. I sincerely hope you do end your life seeing as you obviously "wanted to" but weren't able to go through with it. So no you sir are the "worthless little **** " drink some bleach.
User avatar #82 to #80 - reconred (12/08/2012) [-]
Then you don't ******* know, go **** yourself you little bitch.
User avatar #85 to #82 - fitchy (12/09/2012) [-]
haha sure guy, I'm sure your girlfriend in freshman year of highschool dumping you is means to want to kill yourself
#116 to #85 - joeyisamadman (01/01/2013) [-]
feel good, tough guy?
User avatar #77 to #67 - SwiftNinja (12/05/2012) [-]
Too bad most people who kill themselves have hidden psychosocial disorders and see the world as a living hell, so your theory is useless and was created by someone who has never been suicidal.
User avatar #81 to #77 - fitchy (12/07/2012) [-]
never been suicidal because I refuse to be, I've been depressed and even though saw it as an option never once even thought about going there, even with seeing the world as a living hell one could try and change it rather than wallow in self hate and pity. Even though depression can be crippling it isn't a death sentence, there are those who can overcome great adversity, and there are those that will allow life to batter them to dust. This "theory" as you call it makes perfect sense, however most suicidal individuals are that way because they have been weakened because they let themselves get worse instead of trying to help themselves. Yes I'm aware that they don't want to seek help because they are embarrassed or just to depressed, but still one can suck it up and get medication and try to better themselves, depression is a disease, and it is very harmful to a person, however if you let it consume you, you are weak.
#96 to #81 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]
'depression is a disease, and it is very harmful to a person, however if you let it consume you, you are weak'

are you 11? A disease is something you cannot control or discipline... you are contradicting yourself entirely.
FFS, you are implying that being depressed is just some one ******** feeling sorry for themselves. I would wager any one in that situation would give a limb not to feel that way anymore.
You want to be depressed as much as you want to salt up a scalpel then slice your own eyelids off, its not a ******* choice.
User avatar #99 to #96 - fitchy (12/09/2012) [-]
you can will yourself to take control, it is more of a chemical imbalance than anything as well. Most people who are depressed can't get over their "embarrassment" Depression is the lack of dopamine and seratonin (I believe) lacking to cross between synapses. Depression is completely treatable yet people refuse to get the treatment...lopping off a limb seems a lot worse than seeing a doctor... So I guess I'm not the only one contradicting myself now am I?
User avatar #71 to #67 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (12/04/2012) [-]
I feel like you just stole that from the greentext 4chan thing that was floating around for the last two weeks.
User avatar #61 - rdangerdash (12/04/2012) [-]
I have seen many of these gifs and the people always run. I never understood why. What are you running from?
#76 to #61 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
would you like to see a human get split in half and thenhave blood all over you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - pandachicksbitch (12/04/2012) [-]
The normal human doesnt want to see gore and stuff so why be in the general vicinity?
User avatar #59 - bokkos (12/04/2012) [-]
Seriously, what an ******* ; now all these people are going to be late work work and/or traumatized because ******* Joe Suicide couldn't scarf down a bottle of pills. **** .
User avatar #64 to #59 - fitchy (12/04/2012) [-]
he also could've not been a ***** and chickened out on life
User avatar #69 to #64 - bokkos (12/04/2012) [-]
Imagine what you could do if you were suicidal; you could do anything. You could spend your entire life savings on guns, ammunition, armor, and training, fly to one of the most hostile ******* places on earth, and mow down those ******** the world apparently can't get. You could become a modern day Ezio, travelling the world and killing those who deserve to die. And if you died? So what, you were going to kill yourself anyway. Win-win.
User avatar #66 to #64 - slatersniper (12/04/2012) [-]
I dont know, he went out in a pretty badass way.
User avatar #68 to #66 - fitchy (12/04/2012) [-]
that's not badass, getting armor and a claymore and going into a war zone with it would be badass...that's just ******* dumb. If the train was on a 2 track system he would've been cut in half and in horrible agony for the remainder of his life.
User avatar #70 to #68 - slatersniper (12/04/2012) [-]
Nah its still pretty badass. Hes like, " **** you train ill lay here if i damn well please."
#57 - hikarimiku (12/04/2012) [-]
What he was thinking.
What he was thinking.
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#55 - moofiefoof (12/04/2012) [-]
what was that?
User avatar #56 to #55 - winsauceiswin (12/04/2012) [-]
a person committing suicide in one of the dumbest most inconsiderate ways.
User avatar #54 - kapitanokliosov (12/04/2012) [-]
#53 - anonymous (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't think they had enough time to think about it. It was like it was instinctive for them to run. I feel like I would have been too transfixed to move.
User avatar #47 - brutallyhonest (12/04/2012) [-]
I feel kind of ****** just watching this over and over..
User avatar #60 to #47 - malizlewaa (12/04/2012) [-]
The way I see it, they died once. Watching it happen again doesnt make it worse
#45 - robotvoice (12/04/2012) [-]
''NO TRAIN you cannot understand my love for these rails!''
''NO TRAIN you cannot understand my love for these rails!''
User avatar #42 - tikledpikle (12/04/2012) [-]
lock yourself in your house and kiss the barrel of a gun. it's faster and less traumatizing for others who don't need to see you waste yourself.
User avatar #101 to #42 - JonnyFirecrackr ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
tell that to whoever finds your body
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User avatar #39 - bawsorama (12/04/2012) [-]
god damn it. should've just gone out Amanda Todd style and not ruin those people's day
User avatar #52 to #39 - epicanadian (12/04/2012) [-]
ya but then we would all have to hear about it for like two weeks.
User avatar #38 - haseotakaeda (12/04/2012) [-]
This happened in Toronto today, my sister was there
She got home late thanks to this bastard

I'm going to hell
#36 - iamphoenix (12/04/2012) [-]
Watched a lot of people die here.
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