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WHATEVER Yxll DO, DC) NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULF" CUP WITH 5 ENERGY AND CHUG
THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STUFFED COMPLETELY CIR ES HEATING SC) FAST THAT I
CAN' T FEEL MY CHIN PULSE.
I HAVENT SLEPT EN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE.
I FEED THIS MORNING AND IN PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD.
FREE:
I' DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT.
I CAN READ MINDS.
SUPER BIG ) Z, 5 HEUR ENERGETIC) Z. THAT MEANS I DRANK 22 5 HOUR ENERGYS IN LESS
THAN 2 MINUTES. HOURS OF ENERGY.
GOD HELP ME.
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User avatar #108 - maycontainallergys (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that your heart would stop at five since there can only be 24 hours in a day
User avatar #105 - thunderkrux (05/13/2013) [-]
GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW
User avatar #104 - bopeepwoody (05/13/2013) [-]
This is too funny to be in morbid. Act ually held my stomach because of the laughter
User avatar #106 to #104 - bluelight (05/13/2013) [-]
so did i lol so funny
User avatar #103 - doctordalek (05/13/2013) [-]
Natural selection in action.
#102 - praisetalos (05/13/2013) [-]
My husband will fill a big gulp with Redbull and add two 5 hour energy shots for kicks... I tell him this will be what will kill him everyday.
#100 - felixjarl (05/13/2013) [-]
Asian recipe! After this you will surely read minds.
Asian recipe! After this you will surely read minds.
User avatar #98 - potterfan (05/13/2013) [-]
That is going to be a hard crash!
#95 - theturkeyburger (05/13/2013) [-]
Guys, this post was that guy's last post on amazon, ever.
#110 to #95 - bluelight (05/13/2013) [-]
maybe hes dead
User avatar #113 to #110 - theturkeyburger (05/13/2013) [-]
Hey look, FJ has emotes now : -P
User avatar #94 - mkchillin (05/13/2013) [-]
I tried one before a waterpolo game 5 years ago when they first came out. I felt shaky, nauseous, jittery, my heart rate was through the roof, and I felt awful. Never again
#85 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
5 Hour energy - $3
Bottle of caffeine pills - $5

******** product marketing at its finest.
User avatar #96 to #85 - galkawhm ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
5 hour energy doesn't have caffeine.
User avatar #97 to #96 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
Same effect though, just way higher prices.
#83 - mummyslittlebitch (05/13/2013) [-]
. . . but why?
#116 to #83 - killertpu (06/10/2013) [-]
Well...You know what they say about curiosity killed the cat
#81 - nucularwar ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I think that's how the Flash got his powers
#78 - itrustyoutokillme (05/13/2013) [-]
Seriously guys? 5 hour energy isnt a ******* stacked drug which means there is only a certain amount you can take and youll stay the same and flat plane. See let me explain something to the idiots that believe it builds up. Your brain has caffeine receptors, (yeah yeah i know it has more then just caffeine in it) Now when all these brain receptors are taken up you will reach maximum stimulation (3-4 shots aprox.). At this point you will crash and become very tired. If you want to stay up for days do crystal meth you edgy ***** .
User avatar #79 to #78 - nucularwar ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Don't ruin our hopes for superpowers
User avatar #80 to #79 - itrustyoutokillme (05/13/2013) [-]
>superpowers
>sleep deprivation
pick one
User avatar #82 to #80 - nucularwar ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I WANT BOTH
User avatar #76 - xxELITExx (05/13/2013) [-]
me and my friend knew this girl that worked at a gas station in 10th grade. She really liked the both of us but we didnt like her that way, so we would go to the gas station and fill up a paper bag with stuff. mostly energy drinks and tobacco products. we would drink about five or six a day and smoke a pack a day, then go back. we were ******* ********
User avatar #75 - fourtwentt (05/13/2013) [-]
this guy must be asian
#111 to #75 - bluelight (05/13/2013) [-]
Asian you say
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#62 to #56 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
It can make your heart race too
But if you smoked 44oz of weed you would die from smoke inhalation
If you drank that much 5 hour energy you would have a caffeine overdose and die.
<or just drink this
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User avatar #87 to #62 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
Or just buy cheap caffeine pills that give the same effect...
#84 to #62 - thomasampeir (05/13/2013) [-]
A 80 KG male can drink like 24 5 hours energy before he dies. So for an average guy 22 is not lethal, but it is stupid.

link for death by caffeine calculator:
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User avatar #90 to #84 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
or 117 KG
User avatar #89 to #84 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
I weigh 260.
#91 to #89 - thomasampeir (05/13/2013) [-]
My bad, didn't look at the pounds/kg division. Now I totally agree with you.
User avatar #92 to #91 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
Yea there is no way I would survive 40 bottles let alone 88 bottles
that seems highly unlikely
I would have to have the heart of a stallion.
User avatar #86 to #84 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
it would take 88 bottles to kill me
I highly doubt that
I would probably die at like 20
That's a **** ton of caffeine.
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#60 to #56 - shadowsynergy (05/13/2013) [-]
It's not illegal in my state nor in my house. In fact I think I'll go out to the garage with my brother in law and we'll smoke a bowl right now.
It's not illegal in my state nor in my house. In fact I think I'll go out to the garage with my brother in law and we'll smoke a bowl right now.
User avatar #112 to #60 - bluelight (05/13/2013) [-]
whats that from
User avatar #115 to #112 - shadowsynergy (05/15/2013) [-]
The gif? Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san.
User avatar #99 to #60 - ravarshi (05/13/2013) [-]
WA or CO? IF WA, Where? Wanna find kick it buddies.
#61 to #60 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
WOW YOU'RE SO LE COOL
IS IT THE GOOD GUD KUSHE
User avatar #55 - theshadowed (05/13/2013) [-]
******* text recogntitoin

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User avatar #54 - lorddotcom (05/13/2013) [-]
Hey cool, I made it to the front page awhile ago with the exact same thing.
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