Might as well try Oc. . FE If I- ili. i if Aliving in appartment in Toronto of weird happens but whatever summer night, the power goes out Countinue with my unt
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Might as well try Oc

Tags: this | is | Real
FE If I-
ili. i if
Aliving in ****** appartment in Toronto
of weird **** happens but whatever
summer night, the power goes out
Countinue with my **** until I hear a
Zzounds like just got stabbed
out window, see someone lying in an
alley, clearly in pain.
break in.
laptop like a ************
Lock my candy ass in the bathroom
TYRONE YOU FORGOT TO LOCK IT
as ****
some quick rustling
closes, he' s moving onto other
appartments
the time police are here he' s gone and so is
my laptop
Reemember that I didn' t clear my browser
history
Reemember that I left porn on when I left
another noise outside
loaning and yelling sound that are coming
from the alleyway next to the building
stops
still there from break in) rush out
******* guy with my laptop
my porn on the screen, playing, but mute
had a whole bunch of **** he stole
mmfw I didn' t pause my porn
mmfw my porn saved the day
mmfw guy got arrested after watching "HOT
MILF ASS XXX"
sill, 'lall"
...
+1916
Views: 63842
Favorited: 128
Submitted: 03/30/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to platinuminfernape Subscribe to morbid-channel E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(210):

[ 210 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - fauxgladiator (03/30/2014) [+] (38 replies)
Dumb bitch, you take your laptop in with you. I have a desktop and I'd take it with me.
#14 - Walnuts (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**Walnuts rolled image**
#7 - I Am Monkey (03/30/2014) [-]
HFW. Except he's not a cat, he's probably some black guy
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Horrible grammar, 2/5 wouldn't read again
User avatar #5 to #4 - platinuminfernape (03/30/2014) [-]
**** you it was 3 am
+54
#3 - rahtoga has deleted their comment [-]
#19 - hitbyadriveby (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
#27 - catpower (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
op mentions toronto, swell with canadian pride
op mentions toronto, swell with canadian pride
User avatar #6 - shiningfinger (03/30/2014) [-]
OP's donger saved the day.
User avatar #43 - datlaugh (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>MFW
>Doesn't post face
#75 - wovow (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Toronto was mentioned, swell with pride
User avatar #78 to #75 - albertjester (03/31/2014) [-]
yeah, he looks pretty swollen.
#98 - stadlerman (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Crime? In Canada?
Crime? In Canada?
#41 - diabeetusstudios (03/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
if the porn was on mute then how did he hear moaning sounds?
#45 to #44 - diabeetusstudios (03/31/2014) [-]
">See my porn on the screen, playing, but mute"
#33 - girlcock (03/31/2014) [-]
>mfw you have no face when
#8 - include (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - mistatesla (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Was the stabbed dude okay?
#20 - Imabur (03/30/2014) [+] (17 replies)
>power went out
>still able to browse internet and stream porn
makes sense
User avatar #21 to #20 - holybronybatman (03/30/2014) [-]
Laptop, dumb ass,
#101 - souleaterdrawings (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Here's how it should have went.   
   
>Blackout   
>Jamal breaks in   
>Shoot him and his buddy twice in the head each   
>Finish fap   
>Get down on the floor   
>Do the dinosaur.
Here's how it should have went.

>Blackout
>Jamal breaks in
>Shoot him and his buddy twice in the head each
>Finish fap
>Get down on the floor
>Do the dinosaur.
#16 - sarcasticcelery (03/30/2014) [-]
brilliant
brilliant
#187 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2014) [-]
mfw op keeps saying mfw but there is no fw
User avatar #128 - askafj ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>MFW

WHERE
[ 210 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)