Mermaid

My guess?
On 4chan some anon once said that delphin vaginas are very similiar to human vaginas...

selfexplainary...

I read that one dude tried that and his dick snapped right off. Male dolphins penises are much more flexible than a humans penis.

"and then a bunch of retards lost their junks inside of the dolphins"

-anon

yes, thats true

*dolphin

thats the thing 4chan didn't tell.

I just watched that episode!

Credit of this image goes to DoctorAnonymous.

ops forgot to login

I will thumb you, not anon. Because i am good person

>Click "Hide All"
>Didn't hide you
>You lied

inb4 Hide All hides anons, because Hide All hides your IP, which is the same anon or logged in. It didn't hide yours, so I'm calling Bullshit.

do you see a button called hide r on the left of hide all?

Right next to the thumbs. There are 2 options, "Hide," and "Hide All."

That gif is so disturbing

i used to have dreams of those exact things tickling me. i was so startled..

Unless you tech dive, you'll probably never see anything scarier than sharks. The reason we know little about these animals is because they live thousands of feet down.

yeah its reef diving in Cabo San Lucas so anything bigger than a lemon or nurse shouldn't happen

Cabo San Lucas you say? make sure to go to the Sandbar, ask for Juancho Tolson (bald guy), and tell him his nephew says hi

Worst I've come across was a dive on a sunken nazi submarine that was surrounded by Hammerheads on the surface and Tiger sharks on the bottom.

mfw my instructor tried to get each of us to hold a wild spider crab

My instructor got attacked by a Remora that was trying to suck on her blonde hair during my first dive...and my girlfriend's instructor tried to get her to stroke a sea cucumber.

a guy working at our local dive shop only has one foot /leg in general because he stepped on a conch's spike

Yeah, apparently if you stroke a sea cucumber enough it spews white stuff everywhere (I'm not making this up)

that white stuff is actually it's intestines. it does that as a defense

Yep, but if you saw it in a jar that's the last thing you'd think it was.

You have just made my night.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKWSLg5PDiU

Sea Cucumber's FW

haha i read that like "chocolate rain"

**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #7525893 at FJ Pony Thread ** DOLAN!!!!!

Whoops.

Found the funny.

thatanongirl's parents

I can't seem to find anything wrong with that idea so I agree.

*Think.
That 'a' snuck in there, I swear.

Wait, you masterbated in the ocean too?
what if all you masterbated in the ocean not to far from a sperm whale?
MFW the thought of this.

Dolphins also possess the vaginal muscles to crush your dick like a grape.

Not the baby ones.

Hmm, bestiality and pedophilia? I like your style.

Wait, what?