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Mermaid. Not mine, found it, thought that it belonged here.. The Ningen, a Japanese cryptid, is a very large animal allegedly sighted by Japanese fishers. The n

Not mine, found it, thought that it belonged here.

The Ningen, a Japanese cryptid, is
a very large animal allegedly
sighted by Japanese fishers. The
name Ningen literally means
human". The creature has
a face, but arms and hands as well.
MERMAID!!
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Submitted: 08/03/2012
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User avatar #16 - megamanfan (08/03/2012) [-]
my guess? a dolphin raped someone. it happens.
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#122 to #16 - klinkklink (08/03/2012) [-]
I just watched that episode!
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#291 to #16 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
It's not rape if the dolphin can't understand no
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User avatar #103 to #26 - xtalos (08/03/2012) [-]
I read that one dude tried that and his dick snapped right off. Male dolphins penises are much more flexible than a humans penis.
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#39 to #27 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
and then a bunch of retards lost their junks inside of the dolphins
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#23 to #16 - Accidentalninja ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #525 to #37 - XchemicalkidX (08/05/2012) [-]
Credit of this image goes to DoctorAnonymous.
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#410 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #413 to #410 - sippay (08/04/2012) [-]
ops forgot to login
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User avatar #415 to #413 - derpherpdurr (08/04/2012) [-]
I will thumb you, not anon. Because i am good person
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User avatar #423 to #413 - theawkwardbros (08/04/2012) [-]
>Click "Hide All"
>Didn't hide you
>You lied

inb4 Hide All hides anons, because Hide All hides your IP, which is the same anon or logged in. It didn't hide yours, so I'm calling ******** .
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User avatar #425 to #423 - sippay (08/04/2012) [-]
do you see a button called hide r on the left of hide all?
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User avatar #429 to #425 - theawkwardbros (08/04/2012) [-]
Right next to the thumbs. There are 2 options, "Hide," and "Hide All."
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#243 - xxxbluntswagsexgod (08/03/2012) [-]
mfw i'm going scuba diving next week
mfw i'm going scuba diving next week
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User avatar #254 to #243 - skwerl (08/03/2012) [-]
Unless you tech dive, you'll probably never see anything scarier than sharks. The reason we know little about these animals is because they live thousands of feet down.
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#258 to #254 - xxxbluntswagsexgod (08/03/2012) [-]
yeah its reef diving in Cabo San Lucas so anything bigger than a lemon or nurse shouldn't happen
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User avatar #276 to #258 - churrundo (08/03/2012) [-]
Cabo San Lucas you say? make sure to go to the Sandbar, ask for Juancho Tolson (bald guy), and tell him his nephew says hi
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User avatar #263 to #258 - skwerl (08/03/2012) [-]
Worst I've come across was a dive on a sunken nazi submarine that was surrounded by Hammerheads on the surface and Tiger sharks on the bottom.
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#265 to #263 - xxxbluntswagsexgod (08/03/2012) [-]
mfw my instructor tried to get each of us to hold a wild spider crab
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User avatar #271 to #265 - skwerl (08/03/2012) [-]
My instructor got attacked by a Remora that was trying to suck on her blonde hair during my first dive...and my girlfriend's instructor tried to get her to stroke a sea cucumber.
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#275 to #271 - xxxbluntswagsexgod (08/03/2012) [-]
a guy working at our local dive shop only has one foot /leg in general because he stepped on a conch's spike
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User avatar #299 to #296 - skwerl (08/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, apparently if you stroke a sea cucumber enough it spews white stuff everywhere (I'm not making this up)
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User avatar #487 to #299 - awesomedragonman (08/04/2012) [-]
that white stuff is actually it's intestines. it does that as a defense
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User avatar #523 to #487 - skwerl (08/05/2012) [-]
Yep, but if you saw it in a jar that's the last thing you'd think it was.
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#303 to #299 - finnini (08/04/2012) [-]
You have just made my night.
You have just made my night.
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#310 to #307 - finnini (08/04/2012) [-]
Sea Cucumber's FW
Sea Cucumber's FW
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#252 to #243 - murpmurp (08/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #281 to #252 - lolkoi (08/04/2012) [-]
That gif is so disturbing
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User avatar #444 to #252 - heliosuzyblue (08/04/2012) [-]
i used to have dreams of those exact things tickling me. i was so startled..
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User avatar #121 - thewhimsicalfox (08/03/2012) [-]
Slender-maid
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#188 to #186 - beefking (08/03/2012) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #7525893 at FJ Pony Thread ** DOLAN!!!!!
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#52 - Black demon (08/03/2012) [-]
ok who ****** the whale
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#143 to #52 - insertintomouth (08/03/2012) [-]
thatanongirl's parents
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User avatar #57 to #52 - xgeneration (08/03/2012) [-]
Found the funny.
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User avatar #70 to #52 - heartlessrobot (08/03/2012) [-]
Whoops.
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#22 - Accidentalninja ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Off the charts.
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User avatar #4 - BubsyB (08/03/2012) [-]
the first pics creepier if you think of it having a human like face but its just facing downwards, I also wanted to say SLENDERMAN WATER MODE, ACTIVATE!
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#414 - pickledherring (08/04/2012) [-]
that is obviously a merman...
that is obviously a merman...
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User avatar #114 - withoutskill (08/03/2012) [-]
because it would totally evolve thumbs.

all aquatic animals need thumbs.
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#338 to #114 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
and humans need crooked teeth. Mutations don't happen because they're needed, that isn't how evolution works.
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#212 - bambambaby (08/03/2012) [-]
Seals are just dog mermaids.

Thank about it.
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User avatar #213 to #212 - bambambaby (08/03/2012) [-]
*Think.
That 'a' snuck in there, I swear.
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#264 to #212 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
No, there is already a sea creature related to the dog.
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#273 to #212 - gravyseal (08/03/2012) [-]
I can't seem to find anything wrong with that idea so I agree.
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User avatar #432 - TheSnakeShitter (08/04/2012) [-]
it makes me think of an aquatic slenderman
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#99 - demonationz (08/03/2012) [-]
Its ******* Slendermerman.
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#101 to #99 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
thats exactly what I thought!
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#443 - randomsomehobo (08/04/2012) [-]
I knew that I shouldn't have masturbated in the ocean..
I knew that I shouldn't have masturbated in the ocean..
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#476 to #443 - prozmbieeater (08/04/2012) [-]
Wait, you masterbated in the ocean too?
what if all you masterbated in the ocean not to far from a sperm whale?
MFW the thought of this.
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#250 - cshp (08/03/2012) [-]
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#54 - invasor (08/03/2012) [-]
Still worth it
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User avatar #73 to #54 - revanthewin (08/03/2012) [-]
Wait, what?
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User avatar #79 to #54 - rollertoaster (08/03/2012) [-]
Dolphins also possess the vaginal muscles to crush your dick like a grape.
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#86 to #79 - invasor (08/03/2012) [-]
Not the baby ones.
Not the baby ones.
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User avatar #89 to #86 - rollertoaster (08/03/2012) [-]
Hmm, bestiality and pedophilia? I like your style.
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#20 - shibadoowaby (08/03/2012) [-]
Ninjen. seriously these exsist.
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#459 - fourscience (08/04/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in that same area...
Meanwhile, in that same area...
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