Meaning of Life. black space.. get a job. so you don't have to sleep in garbage. get married. have children. because a lot of people actually want that, and so will you one day, believe it or
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Submitted: 03/27/2013
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#3 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
get a job. so you don't have to sleep in garbage.
get married. have children. because a lot of people actually want that, and so will you one day, believe it or not.
follow fashion. you don't have to do that, it's not required by law.
act normal. same as the last one as long as you don't start killing people.
walk on pavement. you might get hit by a car if you don't.
watch tv. nobody's forcing you to do that.
obey the law. killing people, stealing and raping are very bad.

seems to me that this list is pretty sound. now stop complaining that you're not free. In north korea there are people that are starving in labor camps that would give just about anything to be you right now. How do think they will react if you think you're not free because of this? Stop disgracing them and yourselves and grow a pair.
User avatar #1 - Ekans (03/27/2013) [-]
"Walk on pavement" You don't HAVE to. Just good luck dodging cars.
User avatar #9 - Shrynesnotfunny (03/28/2013) [-]
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family,
Choose a fucking big television Choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing ga me shows
Stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last in a miserable home Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.
I chose not to choose life, I chose something else.
User avatar #15 - blewws (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand. What would you rather do?
User avatar #16 to #15 - existacne (03/30/2013) [-]
I'd rather laugh at others on the internet.
#13 - spawnconnery (03/28/2013) [-]
Here, not best quality but whatever.
#20 - teenytinyspider (04/19/2013) [-]
I have a bed to sleep in, a roof over my head, Internet, and food. I can't complain.
#19 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
The first time I saw this it really bothered me I got really depressed because it made me feel like my whole life was already planned out and every day it was the same shit over and over again, waking up early to the loud beeping of my alarm clock so I could go spend time with some really stupid people completing worksheets, talking nonsense with my friends, being yelled at by teachers until I got home so I could go to sleep and it would start all over the next day. I kept trying to tell myself "This is the way life should be there is nothing wrong, don't complain" but eventually I just accepted that something was wrong and I realized that for most of my life I had been hiding who I really was. I was stressed out with all the work i had from school and I was hanging out with people I didn't really like. My entire life and my views on a lot of things changed completely I stopped caring about how others saw me. I don't get why you guys get so defensive if you're okay with your life.
User avatar #18 - TheOriginalNerd (04/07/2013) [-]
im pretty free

i walk around half naked in my neighborhood, i stay up past my bedtime

if that aint freedom i dont know what is
#17 - ddylann (03/31/2013) [-]
get your stupid political shit of morbid channel
User avatar #11 - xsap (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
no one is forcing you to do all that shit... if you don't you'll end up in the streets homeless
#10 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
I choose my porn. I choose when to fap. Where to fap. How to fap. I AM FREE
#8 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Black space because this is a smartphone screenshot of an image viewer.
User avatar #7 - greyshirt (03/27/2013) [-]
Uh, yeah, I'm kind of alright with all that.
#6 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Walk on the pavement. The road is pavement. U tryin to kill us OP?
#5 - gewehr (03/27/2013) [-]
Oh bro you're so fucking edgy fight the power bro.

(end sarcasm)
User avatar #2 - critique (03/27/2013) [-]
This is the meaning of life for the most boring person in existence...
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