**MORBID**-The fuck?!

AND NOW IM GOING TO HELL

XD fucking lol'ed xD

I can't believe it. My gif has been posted...by an anon no less!

here ya go

Because the dumbasses on here are trying to be /b/

They'll never be like /b/, funnyjunk trying to be like /b/ is like a 12 year old CoD player going up to a vietnam war veteran and saying "i'm a veteran too".

Never said /b/ was better, /b/ just has more gore and and funnyjunk is trying to be like /b/, and accounts never were for pussies and idiots like you.

Exactly

the fact that this upsets you disappoints me. there's been a lot of gore in the morbid channel lately but this is very tame compared to that. this isn't even gore. if you can't handle a little blood leaking out of his head then why the fuck are you on the internet?

Not that I even have to give you a reason, but I go online for entertainment. And it's not the fact that it's, as you put it, tame, it's the fact that it's a man committing suicide and someone decided, hey, let's post it on a site that was originally meant for entertainment. I've seen far worse than anything that's been on this site, but that stuff has been on a site meant for that stuff.

suicide is entertaining nowadays. as the years go by humans naturally require more extreme forms of psychological stimulation. it happens to everyone with enough exposure. i get that you're too sheltered to appreciate the aesthetic appeal behind death, but some of us need that sort of thing to keep our interest. google "sensory adaptation" and you'll understand what i mean. it's all basic psychology.

Right...I understand the that, but it must not be for me. I've seen my share of it, but I still think it's...I don't know. Just not for me. If finding real death entertaining is the future, I'm glad I won't live to see that point.

how old are you?

21

me too. don't worry. you've got 3/4 of your life left

Not the way I live it. Not going to go into detail either. Aside from eliminating some speculation at least. No drugs, std's, alcohol, stuff like that. Enjoy enjoying whatever it is you enjoy.

wait your phrasing confuses me. do you do that stuff or no?

No. I have never done any drugs, I have no sexual diseases, I dont drink.

nice. same here. i just see no need for that shit. seems like it only does more harm than good

lets try this brain freeze cure

that was a joke. or are you saying that because my profile pic is a pony?

no i ponies are awesome just a joke

then why did it sound as if you were asking me to shoot myself?

sorry did not mean for it to sound that way a fluttershy for forgiveness

forgiven, and fukkin saved.

*yay

needs more yay

more yay you say?

indeed, more yay

Pinkie pie time

and you must get laid 24/7

I dont really care. ive done more with my life in the past 2 years that half of my graduating class will. I can wait.

nice to know mate.now lets turn this pony post into a spiderman post

nope

bring it

no effect

hello?

anyone still alive?

I fucked up.

violence had no effect? time for plan B!

well it was placed in the morbid channel and the gif doesn't get morbid until the end so there was time to skip. plus he put a warning in the title so if you saw something you didn't like, it's on you

the sole fact that i cannot put beautiful breasts on here, i have to put them in some special hidden section only for adults, but i can put a clip of a man committing suicide, simply shows how this website is morally retarded. and i know people can just skip but i mean kids and shit are probably curious, and in my personal opinion i think boobies won't damage their mental health but shit like this might. :)

to start, morality plays no part on this site and it shouldn't dictate what is allowed to be seen. second i agree with the fact that should be put on in NSFW, however in response to the kids on this site, this isn't a site meant for young children, especially since members get NSFW content, so whether or not kids are on this site should play no role in what's posted

morality doesn't have a specific part on this site and it isn't meant to be taught here or anything like that, but that doesn't beat the fact that as human beings we should show moral and sophisticated thoughts. the fact that you mark material as 18+ would indicate that yes younger kids do visit this site, sure we don't like stupid 12 year old kids here but that does not beat the fact that they are here and as adults and part of a sophisticated society we should respect that fact. when i go on this site i want a laugh or something of funny nature not a person killing itself.

All of the real Grammar Nazis were smart enough to leave when FJ went to shit