How to fuck with people on public Transportation:

>Sit down right next to some person. Even if other seats are available, get a distance not too close, to them, but a comfortable distance away.
>Have your friend call you and mutter random shit
> Concerned looks comes on your face.
>hang up phone
>Stare at the person you sat next to for five minutes like you're scared shitless.
>When you look away, keep acting worried
>When you leave or they leave, say "kthulu rises.."
>have your friend who is actually on the other part of train/bus/whatever film her reaction
>?????