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#188 - Womens Study Major (06/11/2012) [-]
Okay, so....
Listen. I'm an "old funnyjunker". I'm simply a thirteen year old girl, but I remember the green/yellow layout and before this sight was... Well, this. Not trolling or whatever, you want proof, I'll give proof. But I've been reading comments and this reminded me of a... Nightmare I had a week or two ago.

I was African American, and in a small shack. I had been forced there by soldiers and there were other people in the shack giving me cold stares. I shook it off and tried to talk to one of them.
"Hello? What's going on?"
The girl looked me in the eyes and said, "Tomorrow it is."
The dream literally fast-forwarded and I had woken up in a bunk bed. The room was over crowded. I was suddenly aware that we all had ranks. People who were considered worthy and rich got to go outside, while the filthy and worthless were crammed where our ugly faces couldn't be seen.
There was a small window with a light shining through. I walked over to the window and looked outside.
Higher ranks were riding bikes. People were playing.
But it was what they were playing on there that made this a nightmare.
It was like a sea of dead. Bodies so closely crammed together, like sardines. Rey were all young and unhealthy looking, malnutrition and torture was obvious.
There were so many bodies. And people were walking over them as if they were nothing. Pavement. They were the lower ranks. People had killed them all. I knew there were hundreds of feet of dead body below me.
I woke up to the sickening smack of a person being thrown into the ground.

Thanks for bringing back a nightmare bro
Sorry if you all hate me now
#213 to #188 - keeluall (06/11/2012) [-]
well, if you are not new to the interweb like you said, you know to TITS OR GTFO
User avatar #200 to #188 - skorpius (06/11/2012) [-]
I can post as an anon and be a complete faggot too.
#202 to #200 - Womens Study Major (06/11/2012) [-]
LOLZ I HATEZ JUSTIN BAEVER!!!11111! HE IS AN GAY!11 THIS SITE SUKZ ASS AND 9GAG IS SO MUC BETEH LOL FAGOTZ111!!3224735342!!!

See? So just sit the **** down. Enjoy the damn internet.
#206 to #202 - skorpius (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh, and pic related.
#195 to #188 - Womens Study Major (06/11/2012) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
#194 to #188 - Womens Study Major (06/11/2012) [-]
HOLY **** !
that is a great idea to put poor people to use
+7
#192 to #188 - huffandpuffagus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#191 to #188 - dtcrawl (06/11/2012) [-]
Stopped reading at "I'm an old funnyjunker... I'm a thirteen year old girl"


How could you be an old funnyjunker if you're a 13 year old?
#197 to #191 - Womens Study Major (06/11/2012) [-]
fukkit
Don't believe me
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