LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM. lik dis if u cri evrtim 100% OC; and don't skip to the end. be me 5 years ago be 16 get home from school one day tired turn on the TV  Why are you look


lik dis if u cri evrtim
100% OC; and don't skip to the end

be me 5 years ago
be 16
get home from school one day
turn on the TV
there is a camera feed of my room and there' s
blood everywhere
*********** . jpeg
turn off TV and get house phone to call 91 I
parents were too Jewish to buy a cell
phone line is dead
************ . exe
goes to activate door alarms
alarm won' t activate because an outside
door/ window is open
assume it' s mine
grab grandma' s umbrella
slowly climb the stairs scared ********
get to the top
my door is still closed
oh **** wat do now
slowly but surely open the door
not walking the dinosaur
my camera is set up on a tripod and firejar-
ing onto a laptop
there is a note
assays "I want to see what your insides look
what the **** man
starting to freak the **** out
investigates source of blood
looks under bed
finds my cat, skinned and gutted
big puddle of cat blood
why. AVI
hear a loud crash coming from attic
why is this happening to me
I pull the attic door down
hears creaking and AC unit running
accents up the stairs into the attic
grabs the flashlight on a box to the left of the
scan room for movement
sees a 5 foot tall clown doll that my aunt
bought me
it' s covered in blood and it has my cat' s hide
on it
my chest feels like it' s about to explode
slowly walk toward the ****** with the um-
Orella raised
to feel boss I say "batter up mother ****** "
swung the umbrella and hit it hard as ****
*********** s head flies off into the corner
guy hiding in attic to kill me shouts "strike
youre out."
i turn around and swing the umbrella and it
hits him in the arm
umbrella bent from swing
his arm was bleeding **** crazy
see a broken mirror
that' s what fell
glass shards everywhere
run over and pick one up
the killer comes at me
I stab with the glass
hits right in his jugular
he starts gurgling
i take off his mask
turns out it was my dad
he says april fools and then dies
cat was fine all along, he was locked in a pet
I get arrested for manslaughter
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User avatar #3 - HOLY FUCK (07/18/2012) [-]
lost it at the "not walking the dinosaur"
#23 - ragingbrony (07/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #36 - keduti (07/19/2012) [-]
What the **** kind of prank is that?
User avatar #4 - supercrazyhaha (07/18/2012) [-]
#22 - legitcharlatan (07/19/2012) [-]
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#69 - slossboss (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - harmonicanarchy (07/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
remided me of this
remided me of this
User avatar #84 - mjohnsononefive (07/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What I thought was coming when >>"Turn on the tv"

I turned on the TV,
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend,
I saw a preacher man in cuffs
Taking money from the church,
He stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
But even still I can't say much
Because I know we're all the same,
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.
#52 - drewsky (07/19/2012) [-]
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#42 - volleys (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Your dad is absolutely amazing at April Fool's!!!!
#109 - hairydickfarts (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what the mother 						*******					 titty sucking butt 						*******					 						******					 						********					 bastard 						****					 did i just read
what the mother ******* titty sucking butt ******* ****** ******** bastard **** did i just read
#68 - thunderpony (07/19/2012) [-]
what the **** ?
#95 - uerthe (07/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
************ .exe
************* .dll
#56 - bruisedtoblue (07/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#86 - deathil (07/19/2012) [-]

(your dad when)
User avatar #172 - thebored (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
who the **** buys a five foot clown doll
User avatar #173 to #172 - iwanttousenumbers (07/19/2012) [-]
OP's aunt
User avatar #72 - Iamawsomo (07/19/2012) [-]
I smell 4Chan shenanigans.
#12 - bossguycumsplash (07/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#16 to #14 - XxXRoxasXxX (07/19/2012) [-]
I'll lend you this
I'll lend you this
#7 - jetmb (07/18/2012) [-]
That is one really well thought out April Fool's prank
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