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be me 5 years ago
be 16
get home from school one day
tired
turn on the TV
there is a camera feed of my room and there' s
blood everywhere
whatthefuck. jpeg
turn off TV and get house phone to call 91 I
parents were too Jewish to buy a cell
phone line is dead
ohshitnigger. exe
goes to activate door alarms
alarm won' t activate because an outside
door/ window is open
assume it' s mine
grab grandma' s umbrella
slowly climb the stairs scared shitless
get to the top
my door is still closed
oh shit wat do now
slowly but surely open the door
not walking the dinosaur
my camera is set up on a tripod and firejar-
ing onto a laptop
there is a note
assays "I want to see what your insides look
like."
what the fuck man
starting to freak the fuck out
investigates source of blood
looks under bed
finds my cat, skinned and gutted
big puddle of cat blood
why. AVI
hear a loud crash coming from attic
why is this happening to me
I pull the attic door down
hears creaking and AC unit running
accents up the stairs into the attic
grabs the flashlight on a box to the left of the
door
scan room for movement
sees a 5 foot tall clown doll that my aunt
bought me
it' s covered in blood and it has my cat' s hide
on it
my chest feels like it' s about to explode
slowly walk toward the fucker with the um-
Orella raised
to feel boss I say "batter up mother fucker"
swung the umbrella and hit it hard as fuck
mofucker’ s head flies off into the corner
guy hiding in attic to kill me shouts "strike
youre out."
i turn around and swing the umbrella and it
hits him in the arm
umbrella bent from swing
his arm was bleeding shit crazy
dll
see a broken mirror
that' s what fell
glass shards everywhere
run over and pick one up
the killer comes at me
I stab with the glass
hits right in his jugular
he starts gurgling
i take off his mask
turns out it was my dad
he says april fools and then dies
cat was fine all along, he was locked in a pet
carrier
I get arrested for manslaughter
MFW