Just another day on /b/. you know you're fucked up inside when you read this and you say to yourself "eh, I've read worse things". Pool his 12: 05 AM wmin! No. 440680373 I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought stay around because the weather was awesome and it was
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Just another day on /b/

you know you're fucked up inside when you read this and you say to yourself "eh, I've read worse things"

Pool his 12: 05 AM wmin!
No. 440680373
I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird
sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep
there. I was left to close up one day and I thought
stay around because the weather was
awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and
decided to act on all the animal porn I' d watched
and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats
up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback
in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit
scared in case I got caught.
That was like 6 years ago and since then We
fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was
as good as that goat. I' m planning on doing
something similar again soon and on a regular
basis.
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User avatar #6 - pocketstooheavy (12/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)
See? You take a good post, and make all of us laugh at you for reading it on an iDevice.

Only Newfags browse 4Chan on an iDevice...
User avatar #9 to #7 - petard (12/03/2012) [-]
newfags
User avatar #11 - thetattooedone (12/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I know a girl who lost her virginity to a Jimmy John's bread stick wrapped in a condom. She wasn't even masturbating, her boss/manager was the one who did it. Why he just didn't use his penis, I'll never know.
#1 - youxbarstard (12/02/2012) [-]
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#19 - irokk (12/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Look at this 4chan post


Every time I do it makes me laugh
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#4 - robertelee (12/02/2012) [-]
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its only gay if you got hard
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User avatar #33 - nggamer (12/08/2012) [-]
what the fuck is wrong with this guy
User avatar #3 - uwue (12/02/2012) [-]
old copypasta. funny but old
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