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Just Makes Me Sick
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this... is the only joke on this channel i've ever thumbed.
...did you know the gelatin in the 'fruit' stuff in poptarts is made with bones?
Yeah. My vegetaran friend loved poptarts. An Jell-o.
Maybe I shouldn't have told them before I checked that out.
But the look on their face?
Priceless.
...did you know the gelatin in the 'fruit' stuff in poptarts is made with bones?
Yeah. My vegetaran friend loved poptarts. An Jell-o.
Maybe I shouldn't have told them before I checked that out.
But the look on their face?
Priceless.
Fun Fact, Strawberry Poptarts, Unfrosted, have 210 calories per.
With frosting? 200.
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT TO ME
With frosting? 200.
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT TO ME
#87
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fishystickmorgan (05/16/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
my mom always bought this shit. Gif related. Its MFW she bought them.
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lolatpeoplefalling (05/16/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
did a pop tart box really just make it to the front page?
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TheStranger (05/16/2012) [-]
I had those and spread Nutella on top of one. Then I took a bite. That's when things started to get a little hazy.
A chocolate covered strawberry, kind of, but with the orgasmic quality of Nutella and Pop-Tarts combined. My brain couldn't handle it. After one bite I started to see sounds, feel colors. My spirit animal appeared, a hawk, and screeched at me, but I knew what he was trying to say. He wanted me to eat the rest of the tasty treat in one bite. So I did. And all I remember from the next 35 hours is feeling pure joy and contentment, like a wonder drug.
I came to lying face down, naked, next to some train tracks. I didn't even know there were trains nearby. Nutella was spread over my mouth and balls. Wandered home. Repeated.
Don't feel bad bro, just spread some chocolatey goodness onto there.
A chocolate covered strawberry, kind of, but with the orgasmic quality of Nutella and Pop-Tarts combined. My brain couldn't handle it. After one bite I started to see sounds, feel colors. My spirit animal appeared, a hawk, and screeched at me, but I knew what he was trying to say. He wanted me to eat the rest of the tasty treat in one bite. So I did. And all I remember from the next 35 hours is feeling pure joy and contentment, like a wonder drug.
I came to lying face down, naked, next to some train tracks. I didn't even know there were trains nearby. Nutella was spread over my mouth and balls. Wandered home. Repeated.
Don't feel bad bro, just spread some chocolatey goodness onto there.
#158
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Kelevra (05/16/2012) [-]
There is a special place in hell for people who murder others and the guy who came up with this idea.
i know i will get thumbed down, but i actually prefer these since i am not really used to over-sweetened processed foods since i am raised by hippies.
motherfucking enlgish muffin with a fried egg and canadian bacon, and a coffee on the side=awesome morning.
motherfucking enlgish muffin with a fried egg and canadian bacon, and a coffee on the side=awesome morning.