Jog or suicide... you decide.

STABBED FOUR INCHES INTO THE DICK WITH A TV REMOTE WITH A 28% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL

lol @ fact that everyone's getting stabbed in the groin region

Bedsheets
2 in
foot
83%

11 inches through my leg

21% chance of survival. Night night all.

ive been stabbed 8 inched deep with a couch in my balls...im not even gonna bother stating the chances of survival on that one.

I've been stabbed with a trampoline, 9 inches deep into my hand and i've got a 13% survival chance, yet somehow i'm not threatened

threatened scared/worried in any way

Hairspray
7 inches
Stomach
69% survival.

my nokia C3 cellphone stabbed me 5 inches deep into my stomach.
06% chance of survival
well fuck

so... i got stabed 2 inches deep in the foot by a blue fish and my survival chance is about 05%
fuck

ive been stabbed in my nipple with a laundry basket 6 inches deep nd i have a 98 percent chance of survival...

i was stabbed 10 inches deep with a god damn dumpster?? in my balls, with a 25% chance to survive... i guess i'm pretty fucked! (pic not related)

damn your balls are 10 inches big

Stabbed six inches up my asshole ( I was whipping my ass after a dump, don't give me that look) with the $40 Nike flip flops I'm wearing...damn, I liked those flip flops!

Wait...is it house phone or cell phone? There is literally a 91% differential between the two, SO THIS IS A BIG DEAL.

5 inches deep, in the anus (I was getting sweaty!), 00% of survival, oh god, please not with this...

I don't know how, but i managed to get stabbed with my blanket 11 inches into my head...
But miraculously i have a 98% chance of survival, so... FUCK LOGIC, RIGHT?!

Chip bag, 12 inches, thigh, 41%

Stabbed by a Chip bag

WAT

Pajamas
9 inches
arm
16%

I don't even...

Just been stabbed 1 inch in the nipple, by a scrubs DVD boxset.
I have a 11% survival rate.

7 inches into my hand. 15% chance of survival. So very fucked.

I've been stabbed by a shampoo bottle 10 inches deep in my face with an 84% chance of survival.
How...?

Stabbed in the leg with a mousepad, 6 inches deep, %07 survival chance

Wat

i got stabbed in the side by my pants and a 20% chance of survival

i have been stabbed 10 inches into my face with a vinyl record and a 03% chance of survival...how does that even work...

I have just been stabbed by my mousepad. And my chance of survival is 23%. fuck me

MFW I was stabbed 4 inches deep in my willy with a door and having a 90% chance of survival.

I have just been stabbed with a bag of Ruffles chips 2 inches deep in the thigh. I have a 74% chance of survival. ._.

(pic very related)

what you were fapping to?

Fuck yeah.

*is this

Stabbed 7 inches in the groin with my mousepad

**ilikehawtsecs rolls 95**
Backpack
3 inches deep
Left thigh
26% chance of survival
Which means if 00-26, I survive.

I've been stabbed 12 inches deep with a spoon in the back of my head with a 01% chance of survival

My jogging pants (lol relates to content)
up my nose
22% chance of survival
wat

1 inch deep

Stabbed 1 inch in my dick with my phone.
95% survival rate.

I've been stabbed with a pen 12" into the dick with a 73% chance of survival.
Ouch.

i just jerked off

Stabbed with a jelly bean 4 inches deep in the foot with a 3% survival chance??

12 inches deep in the head, 49% chance of survival. Hm...

Stabbed 2 inches into my head by a suit with a 21% chance of survival.


WUT

Stabbed with my pc mouse 3 inches deep into my arm with a 97% chance of survival

Box of Gum
7 inches
inner thigh
70%

Damn gum! When did you get so sharp?

Inner thigh?

Blanket
2 inches
head
27%

How does a blanket stab?

laptop
10 inches
leg
19%

stabbed with a towel, 3 inches deep, in my head, with a 65% survival rate

I've been stabbed with a book, 6 inches deep in my head. I have a 92% chance of survival.

stabbed with a pencil 7inches into my elbow with a 16percent survival rate

I have been stabbed in the hand by card sleeve thats 4 inches deep and I have a 99% chance of survival. I am okay with these odds.

Stabbed by a blue cup in the elbow, it's 7 inches deep, and I have a 68% chance of survival. How in the fuck does that even happen?

i have been stabbed 4 inches in the neck with a spoon and a 63% survival chance soo im not to fucked

I've been stabbed 3 inches deep in the side with a [terribly useless] switchblade before
I'd happily have that again before this game
I've just been stabbed by a pole 6 inches deep in the cheek with a 24% survival chance

I've been stabbed 7 inches deep in my hair and I have a 06% survival chance.

I've been stabbed with.... wtf I don't see a single blue item in my room, my shirt I guess. 9 inches deep holy shit, in my stomach! My god, I have a 69% survival chance.. Lucky me

Stabbed 1 inch deep in the stomach with a toothbrush and a 75% of survival!

Stabbed 12 inches in the foot with a trash bin with a 49% chance of survival

fucking what

i have been stabbed wirh a scalpule 1 inch inner thigh 50% chance of survivle

My laundry basket. 5 inches in. Stomach(Scratched an itch). 04% survival. byebye

stabbed 3 inches deep with a blue solo cup in the foot.

41% survival rate.

i had to recite my own phone number in my head like 3 times for this.

Stabbed 8 inches in the head with a Doritos cool ranch bag...
Survival chance is 37%

I have been stabbed 7 inches in the foot by a suitcase. 74% chance survival.

I got stabbed with a pair of jeans 2 inches deep in my left hand. 51% chance of survival. The odds are in my favor by 1%.

Stabbed 6 inches in the knee with a comfortable blanket with a 93% chance of survival.

Stabbed 1 inch into the chin with a blanket, 03% chance of survival.

Stabbed 7 inches deep into my hand (wtf?) with a folder, 23% survival chance

Got stabbed by a towel, it went 7 inches into my chest and I have 00% chance of survival

Stuff toy 2 in to my arm witha a 47% chance of living

stabbed 11 inches into the stomach with a red bull can with 72% chance of survival, wut

stabbed 10 inches in the ear with a spark vitamin water bottle with a 25% chance of survival. im pretty damn fucked.

I just got stabbed with a towel, 1 inch into my face. My survival rate is an abysmal 1 percent,.

As we all know, superficial wounds are some of the most deadly.

Stabbed 12 inches under my nose with my mouse. My Survival chance is 09%
I'm pretty fucked.

STABBED BY MY SKATEBOARD TRUCKS 3 INCHES INTO MY KNEE. 45% SURVIVAL RATE

stabbed with a nintento ds 12 inches deep in the face with an 87% chance of survival

FUCK I AM HARDCORE!

I just got stabbed one inch deep by a blanket in my left hand with a 60% survival chance.

I've been stabbed 12 inches deep through my chest with a haircomb with a 15% chance of survival. Fuck

Stabbed in the back with a plastic trash can lid. 92% chance of survival. imokaywiththis.jpg. I think.

8 inches deep through my eye with a pack of gum. 89% survival chance.

I've been stabbed with a toy train 3 inches deep in my nose, and I have a 37% survival chance. Nice.

with the mouse 7 inches in the head with a 02% of survival....shit just got serious

9 inches into my tooth o.O
59% chance to survive

With a pair of goggles

2 liter water bottle
8 inches
chin
38%

pokemon blue version
5 inches
in the stomach
33%

5 inches??? with a pokemon cartridge? dafuq?

Pocket knife
1 inch
Cheek
29%

superglue
8 inches
head
38%
wat

10 inch cut in my heart area
<I got stabbed with this (its a multieffect pedal for my guitar)
I have a survival chance of 73%

You shouldn't be alive

yup that thing is massive and weighs a ton

stabbed by my trousers 12 inches deep through my hand and I got a 81% survival chance

i was magically stabbed 4 inches deep in my knee (legitly, it was my knee) by a damn blanket. i think i should have more than a 70% chance of survival.

I've just been stabbed by a fan 10 inches deep in the ankle with a 92% survival rate. Sounds good

I have been stabbed in the knee with my pet cat and I have a 49% survival rate.

You have a blue cat?

BY IMITATING HIM

Is that, Rammstein???

Of course! :D

I didn't think anyone would make that connection.