Jimmies gonna get rustled. Found these while cleaning out my utility room. Might have to read them again on a stormy night before Halloween.. ll. , lla, itll. D
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Jimmies gonna get rustled

Found these while cleaning out my utility room. Might have to read them again on a stormy night before Halloween.

ll. , lla, itll. Dark
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Collected from Folklore and Mrdd' l by
It' h l' ' Alarko' from Folklore and Retold by
Drawings by Stephan Gammon Alvin
Drawings by Stephan Gammon
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Submitted: 09/24/2013
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User avatar #1 - uzbekistan (09/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a story semi related to this as it is scary story related.
>Be me having a sleepover
>Me and 3 of my friends are there
>Gets to around 1am and we think it would be awesome to tell stories (Bare in mind we are like 10)
>Everybody starts telling stories
>They are not really that great and most of us just put humor in them to make them sort of interesting
>One of my friends tells a story about this haunted house or some shit
>One friend let's call him Gilbert seems to be scared as shit
>Almost fucking jumps when friend says something in a loud voice
>Friend tells rest of the story and Gilbert is fucking terrified
>He is rocking back and forth and seems to be crying
>Hear a noise coming from the kitchen
>Dare him to go and see what it is
Cont.
User avatar #2 to #1 - uzbekistan (09/24/2013) [-]
>He is hesitant but eventually goes and sees what it is
>We follow him so he can't see us
>See him looking around
>Then all of a sudden my fucking cat jumps off the counter and knocks over like 4 pans
>That was enough for Gilbert
>He fucking ran out the door and down the steps
>He is going to fast
>Trips and busts his fucking nose all over the pavement
>He's a fighter so he keeps running
>Eventually get's to driveway
>Forgot I left my skateboard there
>He keeps running and his foot catches it
>Trips backward this time
>Knocks him out
>He eventually had to go to the hospital.
>He eventually starts seeing a therapist
>MFW my cat mentally scarred one of my friends
#4 - silkydelicious (09/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Harold scared me more than anything
#3 - rabbitturd ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Those books were the shit whenever I took a 4th grade library trip
#18 - awildniglet (09/25/2013) [-]
I think the artwork was the most fucked up part about those books
I think the artwork was the most fucked up part about those books
#14 - steezyman (09/25/2013) [-]
they leave entire towns rustled.
#13 - thatfunnynerd (09/25/2013) [-]
The Mee-ti-do-ti walker
fuck him
User avatar #8 - stoicnick (09/25/2013) [-]
the one that fucked me up was the scarecrow story
#5 - silkydelicious (09/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #19 - inuyuru ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
"Hey Inuyuru, what's your favorite sport?"

"wRustling"
User avatar #17 - cxnt (09/25/2013) [-]
some of those stories fucked me up when i was a kid. i used to hide the books behind the bookshelves, so i wouldn't see the covers at night.
#15 - Deemreo (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What really rustles my jimmies is that the third book doesn't match.
User avatar #12 - monethreelogic (09/25/2013) [-]
I don't think that's the original cover for the third......
Anyways, I think I still have 2 & 3 somewhere.....
User avatar #11 - uchihararity (09/25/2013) [-]
Anyone know where I can find these to read online?
User avatar #10 - dnavarre (09/25/2013) [-]
I have book one. Parents weren't happy when I let my 7yo sister read it.
#7 - mommakimma (09/25/2013) [-]
I still have all three of those on my shelf.
#28 - mistacomp (01/16/2014) [-]
fuck yeah! those are the originals with the real scary fuckin artwork too, those are the cause of many of my nightmares as a kid
#27 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
[big][big]****BOX ON THE TABLE KEEPS MY JIMMIES STABLE!
#23 - lumberjackery (09/25/2013) [-]
you can get the art from the book on T-shirts. hands down the scariest shit i ever read as a kid, goosebumps had nothing on it.
User avatar #22 - scoobi (09/25/2013) [-]
Harold, The Haunted House, No Thanks, Me-ti-do-ti Walker and The Wendigo were the scariest.
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