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Japanese Urban Legends Part 1/3. Sankei/Kekkai It’s no wonder Japan’s birth rate is declining when you can end up giving birth to a Sankei. One type of Sankei i

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Sankei/Kekkai
It’s no wonder Japan’s birth rate is declining when you can end up giving birth to a Sankei. One type of Sankei is a Kekkai. Instead of having a baby, the woman gives birth to a lump of flesh, blood and hair which runs faster that Usain Bolt from the vagina straight after birth to it’s mothers home. It then tries to burrow underneath the house to murder her later.

Hyosube
Now these guys don’t mess around, they may aswell be given the nickname “The World's Worst Roommates”, they wander in plain sight just so you see them, once you seem them then comes a bunch of bad news. They’ll eat all the food from your garden, especially eggplants and trample on your fields, they’ll sometimes use your bathtub leaving behind a huge amount of dirt, scum and hair, if you throw out the bathtub water, this guy will ******* kill you.

Hanako
Hanako isn't your average waifu, she's the Japanese urban legend about the ghost of a young girl which haunts school toilets. She opens and closes the doors of toilets and scares anyone who enters the bathroom, knocks on her stall and calls her name.

Kamaitachi
These three brothers, sometimes triplets, are basically ninja weasels with sickles for hands and legs, they go around cutting off people’s legs. The first one knocks you down, the second cuts off your legs and the third is kind of a nice dude because he sews up the wounds. They move so fast that you can blink and suddenly realize you have no legs.

Oshiroibaba
Oshiroibaba is an old demonic woman that goes around asking girls if they’d like to try some of her face powder like the world’s creepiest Avon lady, the powder makes your face fall off.

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Teke Teke
Teke Teke is a newer legend about a girl who tripped on some train tracks and was cut in half by an oncoming train. Her spirit crawls around looking for people to share her fate by cutting them in half with a scythe.

Reiko Kashima is a variation of Teke Teke, she wanders around bathroom stalls asking people if they know where her legs are, a variation of answers can supposedly save you however an incorrect answer gets your legs cut off when all you really wanted was a **** .

(She apparently appears one month after reading about her, sorry)

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#31 - kingnewfag (02/15/2015) [+] (10 replies)

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To save yourself, you must tell her that her legs are at the Meishin Railway and answer Kashima Reiko if she asks you who told you this. Sometimes she will ask you what her name is, which is a trick question. Answering "Kashima Reiko" will result in her attacking you. The correct answer is "Mask Death Demon," derived from the meaning of her name.

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#7 - themightykamina (02/15/2015) [-]

You doom us all with the last one and don't even tell us the answer that will save our lives?!?!?!

WHY OP WHY?!

#24 to #7 - werfgh (02/15/2015) [-]

Well basically you just tell her where are her legs, OP told you that they are on the train rails.

#37 to #7 - rustyspunktube (02/15/2015) [-]

Your broken gif makes the coment incredible!

#20 to #7 - vellion (02/15/2015) [-]

Oh come on, it's not like we use legs to go outside or anything

#67 to #20 - themightykamina (02/16/2015) [-]

outside?
what the **** is an outside?

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#2 - guardianatreyu (02/14/2015) [-]

Well thanks for the last one OP. Ya killed us all.

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#8 to #2 - vampireinarm (02/15/2015) [-]

*the FJ community

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#15 - ilovemyguns (02/15/2015) [-]

Thanks for the last one.

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#18 - misterdiddly (02/15/2015) [-]

for real OP, the last one?

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#9 - omgwtfwhoami (02/15/2015) [-]

January 15th, the day I dont use the bathroom for anything. thanks op

#21 to #9 - fatalhermit (02/15/2015) [-]

did you take into account time zones? might want to do that just in case

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#10 to #9 - omgwtfwhoami (02/15/2015) [-]

well that was ******* stupid, i meant March

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#3 - doktorosiris (02/14/2015) [-]

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#38 - mattdoggy (02/15/2015) [-]

March 15 shall now be known on FJ as international crap and piss in the open woods day

#43 - gabemczombie (02/15/2015) [-]

The doctor's reaction to the Kekkai running away

#28 - goggins (02/15/2015) [-]

Me of March 15th

#22 - iamaveganpssy (02/15/2015) [-]

The third kamaitachi really seems to be a swell guy, helps you after his ******* brothers jumped you.
I really like the idea of sickle-wielding ninja weasels.

#26 to #22 - duskie (02/15/2015) [-]

later on

#4 - atonial (02/15/2015) [-]

But wait a second, if you expect to encounter the toilet butt ghost, then how is that scary in the least? It's like knocking on a door and getting scared when it opens. I mean, it never said she killed you or anything, if it's just knocking **** around, it'd be more like "Oh, the rumors are true, a butt ghost exists and goes absolutely nuts when you say her name."
I mean, the way to make it sp00kier would be if you looked over the stall, like maybe she got some fine legs and you gotta see her, so you look over the stall and she hugs your face and pulls you in and kills you.
Also, since I only read the name of the final ghost and not the entire thing, am I effected by the curse or should I start walking around the house with a loaded gun?
Furthermore, have the spookiest ******* thing I have on my computer.

#11 to #4 - onceman (02/15/2015) [-]

Holy **** when I was looking at it it seemed like just a regular old lady face,then i saw the zoomed versio and it gave me the ******* chills, like you don't even wanna look at long enough and analyze it to figure out why it doesn't look human, it just gives you bad feeling.

#29 to #11 - atonial (02/15/2015) [-]

Imagine having it saved on your computer
Here's something that might give you a giggle

#49 - matralith (02/15/2015) [-]

Sweet, I got a date in a month

#44 - caustictoast (02/15/2015) [-]

dont need my legs anyways, all i do is sit in front of a computer

#40 - zoomanfar (02/15/2015) [-]

With that last one, I wouldn't even be scared, I'd just be pissed. "BITCH I'M TRYIN TO TAKE A **** HERE GET THE **** OUT BEFORE I STOMP YO ASS DOWN TO HELL!"

#32 - ODSTRuler (02/15/2015) [-]

For the last one, if she has no legs and walks on her hands how would she use a scythe?

#33 to #32 - ichigoichie [OP](02/15/2015) [-]

like this, or alternatively she could just drag her body across with one arm

#34 to #33 - ODSTRuler (02/15/2015) [-]

But would you have enough strength in one arm to swing it and kill someone without falling over?

#35 to #34 - ichigoichie [OP](02/15/2015) [-]

After doing it for so long maybe, you could always summon her and found out

#45 to #34 - smashingtonic (02/15/2015) [-]

She swings it and all you have to do is step out of the way and just watch her kinda spin around

#19 - merrrione (02/15/2015) [-]

I read about Reiko like three months ago
Was very cautious around the bathroom for two weeks
Still alive though.

#39 - professorballsack (02/15/2015) [-]

About to be 3AM here, there goes my sleep. thanks man.

#25 - kurusudarling ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]

mfw march 15th in the can

#48 - godlydesu (02/15/2015) [-]

Last one

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Japanese Urban Legends Part 1/3

Hanako Hanako isn't your average waifu, she's the Japanese urban legend about the ghost of a young girl which haunts school toilets. She opens and closes the doors of toilets and scares anyone who enters the bathroom, knocks on her stall and calls her name.

Oshiroibaba Oshiroibaba is an old demonic woman that goes around asking girls if they’d like to try some of her face powder like the world’s creepiest Avon lady, the powder makes your face fall off.

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Hanako
Hanako isn't your average waifu, she's the Japanese urban legend about the ghost of a young girl which haunts school toilets. She opens and closes the doors of toilets and scares anyone who enters the bathroom, knocks on her stall and calls her name.

Oshiroibaba
Oshiroibaba is an old demonic woman that goes around asking girls if they’d like to try some of her face powder like the world’s creepiest Avon lady, the powder makes your face fall off.