Is This Hell?. I made a short ritual. If you like it, try reading my other one. Its much better in my opinion. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4524543/Tears/.
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Is This Hell?

I made a short ritual. If you like it, try reading my other one. Its much better in my opinion.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4524543/Tears/

is this Hell?
Many believe that hell is a place you go to after death. Another... world you could say.
If you lead a life of sin, you will pay the price of an eternity in hell. Have you aver
found yourself wondering, "How is this possible?" Have you star wondered what it' s like
there? Have you ayer wanted to act upon these thoughts?
Before you begin the ritual, you need to find your deepest of fears. What keeps you from
sleep at night. This is what you' ll need to prepare for. Whether your fear is of spiders,
the dark, wen clowns.
The first step of entering hell is preparing a tassel. This is what will travel to hell.
People usually use their bed as; a tassel. This will be the only safe area in hell... if
you' re lucky. Make sure your bed is not touching any walls. It would be safe to put it
near the center of the room. Make a box of salt around the perimeter of the bed, Light
four candles and place one on each corner of the box, Get holy water and sprinkle it on
your bed, completely covering it. Make sure there are no crosses near your vessel, This
will keep the ritual from working. Your vessel is now complete.
Sit in the center of your tassel and chant the following words: Sum ingresses ferrit
port's taas. This means l shall enter your gates." Repeat these untill you feel a light
gust of air. You will still remain in your room. Do NOT try to tell yourself it didn' t
work. Everything in the same room as your tassel will remain untouched. As soon as you
leave your vessel, you should feel extremely weak, hungry, and fatigued. Upon leaving
your room you will see hell. That' s really all anyone knows. No one that has tried
the ritual will talk about their experiences. Some haven' t returned.
There are several rules you must follow once you have entered. The flames of the candle
represent your time in hell. Once they have burned out you will return home. The second
rule is to never loose your room. If your find yourself in danger, you will need to
return to your room. Finally, don' t tamper with the flames ofthe candle. If you blow out
a candle, wanting to leave, you will spend the rest of your eternity in hell.
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User avatar #26 - roflbacon (09/14/2013) [-]
Atheist here but this actually is really interesting to me for some reason. I was almost tempted to try it but if anyone has I'd love to see that.
User avatar #25 - jonst (08/14/2013) [-]
I know what hell is.. And it sucks.. Some drugs will take you to heaven and some to hell..
#12 - stdhen (07/24/2013) [-]
3spooky5me
#4 - convulsive (07/23/2013) [-]
It's for you, OP
It's for you, OP
#9 to #4 - stopbacontime (07/23/2013) [-]
It's just a story. But I ******* lost it at that gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - kingchase (07/24/2013) [-]
You must be new here.
#11 to #10 - stopbacontime (07/24/2013) [-]
What makes you say that?
User avatar #13 to #11 - kingchase (07/24/2013) [-]
That gif is so ******* old, also I don't understand how one could "lose it". Unless lose it means quietly chuckling, but whatever floats your boat.
#16 to #13 - stopbacontime (07/24/2013) [-]
I only said that to emphasize the fact that I wasn't saying it angrily. But I do laugh every time I see that gif, even though it's ancient.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kingchase (07/24/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #14 to #13 - mango (07/24/2013) [-]
Hey man, if he finds in funny, he finds it funny. No need to comment on his choices in humor.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kingchase (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes, you are right.
#24 to #15 - canadianxtreme (07/27/2013) [-]
i find the fact that someone thumbed down this was kinda just being a dick he was accepting that he did wrong and you just had to give out a red thumb. not cool bro
#2 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
top kek
User avatar #1 - schnizel ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Hey OP, wana know a secret?
User avatar #5 to #1 - mookiez (07/23/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #6 to #5 - schnizel ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
There is no such thing as absolute death.
User avatar #21 to #6 - deathislord (07/26/2013) [-]
BULL. ******* . **** . Death is the lord of mortality, we all die, and the energy is then given back to the world, nothing can last, other than death, for everything dies in the end.
User avatar #23 to #21 - schnizel ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Why so negative bro?
User avatar #22 to #21 - schnizel ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Ok.
#18 to #6 - stopbacontime (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I don't believe in the same things as you.  I hope you aren't offended.   
   
Just enjoy the story.
I'm sorry I don't believe in the same things as you. I hope you aren't offended.

Just enjoy the story.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schnizel ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
OK.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mookiez (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm not op. I'm just ******* with you.
#8 to #7 - schnizel ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Ok.
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