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I nearly vomited

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Submitted: 04/09/2013
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#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ugh, I once had a single, huge ingrown hair in the middle of my chest. Looked like a small 1cm lump when I first noticed it. I gently squeezed it and thought it was a pustule and decided to pop it. I sterilized a sewing needle and gave it a poke, feeling now that it was full of a non-liquid substance. In the end, I extracted what appeared to be ball of lint that was one tightly wound 5cm hair.

I once popped a zit on my shoulder and something in the shape and size of a sesame-seed popped out. If I pinch the loose surface skin on my nose, oil that smells like peanut butter comes out. I sometimes wonder if these two things are something that just happened to me, of if everyone's body is gross in this sort of way and we're all too sheepish to discuss it so we don't know if it's normal?
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxfireflyxx (04/09/2013) [-]
Is that why you posted as anon?
User avatar #10 - grocer (04/12/2013) [-]
I once had a huge spot on my forehead. It didn't look ripe, but it was huge, so I wanted to get rid.

I looked in the mirror and squeezed it as hard as i could. It hurt like hell but wouldn't burst. I squeezed it harder. It popped after squeezing it for about 5 seconds.

It literally squirted onto the mirror. I thought that only happened in the movies.
User avatar #6 - tastycrisps (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have pretty severe acne on my back/shoulders and occasionally I'll get a really big one and squish it between my fingers until it pops. I could never see it since it was on my back but when it bursts I would hear a small guuurt like a tiny cat coughing up a furball and warm liquid(pus) would seep through my fingers and a small thing about the size of a watermelon seed would squeeze out followed by a ******* of more blood then pus. I could legitimately feel the zit deflate under my fingers and it was very repulsive yet satisfying at the same time.
User avatar #12 - TheOriginalNerd (04/15/2013) [-]
one time i had a small rash on my arm so i scratched it and the itch went away and i thought nothing of it. I looked back at it after 5 minutes and found it oozing a clear liquid that hardened and flaked off. I have no idea what it was
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/13/2013) [-]
I have small white bumps on my penis and they really scary. I was told they were harmless, but they are still a bit off-putting.
#8 - midnightcat (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can you post a pic of your knee?
User avatar #4 - unicornmangina (04/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i hate my skin tags but it's dangerous to get them off
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