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Submitted: 12/28/2012
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#24 - texafornication (12/29/2012) [-]
One time, I like, saw a dead dude, and I was like AHHH! DEAD GUY! and he was all like AHHH KYLE! and like yeah
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User avatar #44 - poonbus (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i was 13 and i was staying at my uncles house over the weekend because i couldn't stay on the farm alone while they went for a second honey moon, i came home from a day of playing in the park with my friends to find my uncle had blown his head off with a shotgun in the front room. it's been 7 years and i still have trouble rationalizing it.
User avatar #13 - happytoaster (12/29/2012) [-]
Once, I didn't get an iphone 4 so I laughed hysterically as I proceeded to brutally murder my entire family with a steak knife. Then I wore their faces and live their lives to see how long it would take everyone to notice. That's about it, nothing major
User avatar #26 - morbidman (12/29/2012) [-]
Brings me back... Driving along the highway with my parents, passing a horrible accident where you could see a burnt out car with two charred bodies inside, still smoking, the smell still present in the air. I still dream about them... And that, children, was where morbidman started to confront his fear of the dead and looking at my content, I think I succeded.
User avatar #67 - Krazed (01/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
found a body is a river. never again.
User avatar #69 to #67 - mettih ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Did you rape it?
User avatar #1 - mkoala (12/28/2012) [-]
ive seen a person get hit by a car going around 60mph as he was crossing the road at a red light but thats about it
User avatar #40 - demonbunny (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It was August of 2008, I'd just turned 15 and me and my cousins were swimming and playing in a lake not far from my cousins home town. Another group of kids were playing on the other side, but we ignored them and let them get on with their stuff. As we were throwing and hitting a ball at one another, I feel something bump into the bottom of my back. I look around and see a boy, around 18, facing upwards in the water. I apologise for getting in his way, thinking it's just one of the kids from the other side, before realising he's fully dressed. I touch his head to try and get his attention and to see if he's okay.
Nothing.
I touch him again, and shake him.
Still nothing.
I turn him over.
His eyes are wide open, iris's void of colour, mouth gawped, face pale as a ghost, with a large cut on the side of his right cheek running down from the corner of his eye.
I freak the **** out and get the **** out of the water and tell my cousin to call an ambulance or something because I think he's dead.
Paramedics arrive and get him out of the water. Turns out he's been missing for 4 days and dead for 3.

****** me up something fierce I tell you hwut, but we were talking about it this Christmas and we laughed about it. Don't know why, we just did.
User avatar #35 - isradam (12/29/2012) [-]
Red cross volunteer here, seen some ****** up **** :

Car accident, guy was going full throttle when he hit one of those stone thingies they put on some roads during roadwork. Car came to a full stop but he was without seatbelt so he flew out the front window and landed face-first and the asphalt grinded his face so bad you could see a skull with eyeballs and no flesh.
User avatar #15 - itsoneam ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Give me a minute..
User avatar #56 - ultrarobbie (12/31/2012) [-]
My gran before her funeral where they dressed her up - She looked really beautiful. Not as shocking as others have seen, but it really upset me.
User avatar #49 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (12/30/2012) [-]
my dog got hit by a car one time. that's a dead body.
#47 - lambchopsandgravy (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't like living in places that snow a lot. Everyone says they love the snow. They love the snowmen and the snow angels. But i don't, because when i was young. I was playing in the snow with my cousin late one night at around 9:30, my mum had let me stay out late to play in the snow. Before we went in i was lying in the snow catching snowflakes with my tongue, when a blood curdling scream came from the street behind my house. a young girl came screaming down the street where she was chased down by a man no bigger then myself now. i was only 8 at the time. and i could do nothing to help her. He tackled her and before she could even fight back, he smashed her head repeatedly onto the icy road till she stopped moving. Then he just ran off... They caught him surprisingly quick, after all it was her husband. My cousin was the one to run inside to call the police and ambulance... But i just stood there...Watching as the red leaked from her skull.. I barely remember the details after. I guess my brain blocked out the memory of it all to spare me the Traumatization.. Almost every winter is depressing for me. Because every snow fall i ask myself.. What could i have done if i was Older, Stronger, Smarter. I could of protected her. I could of saved her... it never was clear why he did, i guess he just snapped.. but one thing is clear. I just don't like the snow.
User avatar #23 - dontscream (12/29/2012) [-]
Saw one on the shore of the Sacramento river while fishing with my dad once.
User avatar #21 - darkoblivion (12/29/2012) [-]
guy on a dirt bike crashed into a light pole 80 feet away from me and a friend...died damn near instantly from what i heard after i left the scene.
User avatar #20 - gingershavetrolls (12/29/2012) [-]
I live close to an area in East London called Beckton. I was chilling with some friends about a year or two ago when the younger kids from the area all ran to us and showed us a picture of a guy that had hung himself from a tree at a street like 5 mins away. All my friends went to see it but I didn't even want to.
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User avatar #12 - mothafuckerjones (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
when i was 7, i saw a really fat hobo on a park bench with a knife in his stomach. blood everywhere, and everyone was just walking by like nothing was there..
#11 - evonholland (12/29/2012) [-]
watched a truck tbone a oil tanker truck at 60 mph. the pick up spun and landed on the car in front of me. got out and the driver was laying across the passenger out the window. blood running down the street for at least 75 feet. the pulled him out and he died.
#10 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
blood spattered my porch, blood and guts everywhere. my cat looks at me with satisfied expression, then looks down at the severed head at his feet.

so many blood stains on my porch from all the dead MOUSE bodies my cats leave for me.
User avatar #14 to #10 - happytoaster (12/29/2012) [-]
that's just to cover up all the dead HUMAN bodies
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