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User avatar #9 - fjanony (06/14/2013) [-]
>be me
>consume a big ass load of shrooms for the first time
>start tripping balls
>start masterbating
>can't concentrate, rage quit after about 30 minutes
>convince self that I came multiple times and my bed is full of cum
>need to go to toilet, but too afraid because parents
>convince self that you peed in bed, the bed is all wet and stuff, I'm probably still peeing
>convince self that I shat in my underwear
>panic as shit, don' t know what to do, what if parents come in?
> convince self that I'm not even in my room, but on the kitchen floor where parents saw me masterbate, pee and shit all over myself
>fetus position and cry until I fall asleep about 2 hours later

Don't think of bad things when on high dose of shrooms or you will eventualy convince yourself it's actualy true.
User avatar #17 to #9 - zukowashere (06/14/2013) [-]
Well I'm glad to hear that drugs have no effect on anyone whatsoever.
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