Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (27)
[ 27 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - solarisofcelestia
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
Fly: Oh, what's this? A hole to a fleshy new home for me and my soon to hatch eggs? Wonderful, and it's even warm inside. I like it in here. Hope there's enough room. Oh well the little ones will eat out some of the soft fleshy walls for some more space.
#20 to #5 - anon id: 944490df
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/15/2013) [-]
Hate to be "that guy" but maggots only eat dead flesh, which is why they are often used to eat the burned flesh off of... well, burn victims.
#25 to #20 - solarisofcelestia
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/15/2013) [-]
Horror is as horror does.
#6 to #5 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 - gibroner
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - cryingchicken
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(06/15/2013) [-]
One day, right after masturbating, I was in that euphoric state of relaxation after climaxing standing still holding the tissue that I just came in. Before I had time to react a fly flew into my room and landed in the cum. It drowned. 'Twas my finest moment.
User avatar #26 to #19 - izaya
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/15/2013) [-]
Probably the only person whose cum doesn't create new life, but ends it.
#16 - maxataxx
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
#27 - trollgiggity
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/15/2013) [-]
Why not just finish masturbating? Wouldn't the cum force the fly out?
User avatar #8 - themastermorris
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
Don't worry, it already climbed on down
User avatar #4 - alcoholicsemen
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
the way i masturbate this problem doesn't occur
User avatar #13 - akumamika **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
The only flies capable of that are the tiny fruit flies and they're naturally attracted to sweet things, so unless you've gorged yourself on pineapple I wouldn't worry about it.
User avatar #11 - hacksaw
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
Step 1: Catch a fly.
Step 2: Go in the bath tub full of warm water.
Step 3: Let top of your dick float above the surface
Step 4: Put a fly on it and let it to run you off!!!!
User avatar #12 to #11 - hacksaw
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
PS: Don't forget to rip off it's wings.
User avatar #9 - fjanony
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
>be me
>consume a big ass load of shrooms for the first time
>start tripping balls
>start masterbating
>can't concentrate, rage quit after about 30 minutes
>convince self that I came multiple times and my bed is full of cum
>need to go to toilet, but too afraid because parents
>convince self that you peed in bed, the bed is all wet and stuff, I'm probably still peeing
>convince self that I shat in my underwear
>panic as ****, don' t know what to do, what if parents come in?
> convince self that I'm not even in my room, but on the kitchen floor where parents saw me masterbate, pee and **** all over myself
>fetus position and cry until I fall asleep about 2 hours later

Don't think of bad things when on high dose of shrooms or you will eventualy convince yourself it's actualy true.
User avatar #17 to #9 - zukowashere
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/14/2013) [-]
Well I'm glad to hear that drugs have no effect on anyone whatsoever.
[ 27 comments ]
Leave a comment