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I have a fear.

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Submitted: 06/14/2013
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#5 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (06/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Fly: Oh, what's this? A hole to a fleshy new home for me and my soon to hatch eggs? Wonderful, and it's even warm inside. I like it in here. Hope there's enough room. Oh well the little ones will eat out some of the soft fleshy walls for some more space.
User avatar #19 - cryingchicken (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One day, right after masturbating, I was in that euphoric state of relaxation after climaxing standing still holding the tissue that I just came in. Before I had time to react a fly flew into my room and landed in the cum. It drowned. 'Twas my finest moment.
#27 - trollgiggity (06/15/2013) [-]
Why not just finish masturbating? Wouldn't the cum force the fly out?
User avatar #8 - themastermorris ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Don't worry, it already climbed on down
User avatar #4 - alcoholicsemen (06/14/2013) [-]
the way i masturbate this problem doesn't occur
#32 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2013) [-]
my friend said he would want ants all over his dick.............. now thats ******* MORBID
#23 - Womens Study Major (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every time I take a **** , I have to lift up the toilet seat rim thingie, and check for spiders. I am terrified that if I don't, there will be spiders, and they will crawl into my butt before I have a chance to **** . I keep visualizing a spider with characteristics from the mind control bugs from Starship Troopers 2. So every time I take a **** it is a very tense and gut wrenching moment, its not fun at all.
#22 - itsraininggore (06/15/2013) [-]
why would you even think of that?
why would you even think of that?
#21 - equinoxxa (06/15/2013) [-]
Your Jap's eye must be huge.
#18 - obliviousduck (06/14/2013) [-]
I was walking down the street once and I was about to give a pound to a hobo, but he pulled out his penis and it was green and there were flies around it.. I kept my money..
I was walking down the street once and I was about to give a pound to a hobo, but he pulled out his penis and it was green and there were flies around it.. I kept my money..
User avatar #13 - akumamika **User deleted account** (06/14/2013) [-]
The only flies capable of that are the tiny fruit flies and they're naturally attracted to sweet things, so unless you've gorged yourself on pineapple I wouldn't worry about it.
User avatar #11 - hacksaw (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Step 1: Catch a fly.
Step 2: Go in the bath tub full of warm water.
Step 3: Let top of your dick float above the surface
Step 4: Put a fly on it and let it to run you off!!!!
User avatar #9 - fjanony (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me
>consume a big ass load of shrooms for the first time
>start tripping balls
>start masterbating
>can't concentrate, rage quit after about 30 minutes
>convince self that I came multiple times and my bed is full of cum
>need to go to toilet, but too afraid because parents
>convince self that you peed in bed, the bed is all wet and stuff, I'm probably still peeing
>convince self that I shat in my underwear
>panic as **** , don' t know what to do, what if parents come in?
> convince self that I'm not even in my room, but on the kitchen floor where parents saw me masterbate, pee and **** all over myself
>fetus position and cry until I fall asleep about 2 hours later

Don't think of bad things when on high dose of shrooms or you will eventualy convince yourself it's actualy true.
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