I don't... I can't... It's... forget it!. For the first time in my life I have made a rage comic with AllNegativeKarma and did most of the work, unlike where he Hopefully You will find this funny if Not i apologize for sucking
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I don't... I can't... It's... forget it!

I don't... I can't... It's... forget it!. For the first time in my life I have made a rage comic with AllNegativeKarma and did most of the work, unlike where he

For the first time in my life I have made a rage comic with AllNegativeKarma and did most of the work, unlike where he does most of the work. Anyways, this is a true story that happened about 6 months ago. To finish it up, we had government officials come over to our house, we explained what happened, and everyone had a good laugh and now my little sister is in a foster home because of suspicion that my parents might have been lying.

When suddenly, T hear my mom
screaming at my Ego sister
about something.
Ma, browsing on the
internet...
Mam: ...THEN WHY THE HELL DUES IT SAY
YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BROWSING FDR
CHILDHOOD PRONAGRAPHY AND YOU' BEEN
REPORTED TO THE FEI“ l?
Sister: I WAS JUST WATCHING
IT, I WANNTT DDING ANYTHING
WHILE WATCHING Itl
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User avatar #6 - thatotaku (05/28/2013) [-]
You have to be kidding! Your sis is in a foster home now? Taken away? AND YOU ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH?!
#97 to #6 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
Well it was pretty funny.
#32 - comanderspy (05/28/2013) [-]
is it illegal for a minor to watch minor x minor porn?
User avatar #47 to #32 - Mahazama (05/29/2013) [-]
Not for the minor, the parent gets royally ****** though.
User avatar #64 to #32 - lolfire (05/29/2013) [-]
Yes.

Child porn is child porn is child porn.
Though as she's 6 she's under the age of criminal responsibility (10) so nothing could be done to her. The parents usually suffer though..
User avatar #36 to #32 - chuca (05/28/2013) [-]
as long as you have your permission slip signed
User avatar #81 to #36 - machobeasttwo (05/29/2013) [-]
Ohhhh. This ***** ^
Seriously though, that was funny **** . Thumb for you
#26 - notapancake ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Dude, the ending of the description sounds like it comes from some sort of an iternet parody of some sort!   
   
"And then everyone had a good laugh! Exept for little sis who where sent to a foster home."
Dude, the ending of the description sounds like it comes from some sort of an iternet parody of some sort!

"And then everyone had a good laugh! Exept for little sis who where sent to a foster home."

#27 to #26 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
"Some sort of internet parody of some sort"
User avatar #28 to #27 - notapancake ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Don't mock me! =C
#82 - SonofChuck (05/29/2013) [-]
>Be 13
> ******* around on Google Images
>Suddenly realize that whatever I type in appears in front of me
>Search "naked girls"
>Pages of glorious titties
>First time seeing women naked
>Chubby little thirteen year old body doesn't know how to react
>Heart racing and start sweating out of fat folds as I scroll through the titties
>"Hey why don't I look for some girls my own age?"
>Search "naked thirteen year old girls"
>Imagoddamngenius.jpeg
>Click on first pic I see
>STOP!!! FBI WARNING!!
>Little tubby me is really sweating bullets now
>Close window and leave computer, act like nothing happened
User avatar #92 to #82 - dirtydollar (05/29/2013) [-]
and then your parents come and look at the history.......
#116 to #82 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
we gonna pin u toteh floor and gangbang your mother
#96 to #82 - vicioushaze (05/29/2013) [-]
FBI's FW
#23 - oodlesandoodles (05/28/2013) [-]
I was laughing pretty hard until I got to the foster home part of the description...

Then I laughed even harder

Kidding, that's actually pretty goddamn depressing. Why u do dis OP?
#52 - justxjames (05/29/2013) [-]
>be me
>about 15-16
>sister is 8
>on computer looking at browsing history
>sister was just on the computer
>she was watching phineas and ferb on youtube as usual
>she searches for "2 men kissing"
>wat.jpg
>watches a couple videos
>goes right back to phineas and ferb
>MFW
User avatar #53 to #52 - GnRNoD ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
lol your sister is into Yaoi.
#86 to #53 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
Or you could call it gay porn like a ******* non-weaboo
User avatar #117 to #86 - GnRNoD ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
But wouldn't that be a contradiction?

as i am a weaboo.
#115 to #86 - formerfrost (05/29/2013) [-]
lmfao, thanks to you sir i now have something to call my GF when she starts talking about yaoi.
lmfao, thanks to you sir i now have something to call my GF when she starts talking about yaoi.
#7 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, when I was around 11 or 12 I started looking for porn (not fully understanding what it was) but I was disgusted by all the "old" people so I googled countless variations of 'child porn' before I got old enough to realize something was amiss. I'm lucky my father never got taken away on my account. No limitless internet access for my kids for sure.
User avatar #98 to #7 - savvasp (05/29/2013) [-]
I started watching porn when I was 8 (lesbian porn till like 11) but I had no problems with people being adults
User avatar #123 to #7 - maxismahname (05/30/2013) [-]
one time when I was little I went to my friends house and kept looking up "7 year old vagina"
#9 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (05/28/2013) [-]
As I understand, it isn't illegal to browse or view CP, but it is illegal to save or distribute it. Which makes sense, since it would be a bit silly for you to get locked up after coming across CP on /b/, or whatever.

Not that I condone anything of the sort, of course.
User avatar #12 to #9 - toughactintinactin (05/28/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain it's illegal to possess it as well. So saving it on your HD or having a physical copy is punishable. Browsing for it could put you on a watch-list but I'd hope they'd be more focused on the people making it, then people looking for it.
#58 to #12 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
Not really, demand calls for supply.
#40 to #9 - trollop (05/28/2013) [-]
I think they can get you with saying you saved it, when in reality it's only a temp file, i read something to that effect.
+1
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User avatar #88 - andalitemadness (05/29/2013) [-]
"everyone had a good laugh and now my little sister is in a foster home"
wtf
User avatar #89 to #88 - dubslao (05/29/2013) [-]
lol
i would laugh cause im already in a foster home
#71 - windsong (05/29/2013) [-]
That's messed up bro
#18 - huffe (05/28/2013) [-]
you had a good laugh, and then your sister got sent to a foster home. you, good sir, are my kind of guy
User avatar #1 - thefunnyside (05/28/2013) [-]
tell me you're kidding
User avatar #2 to #1 - ihateyouandme (05/28/2013) [-]
Sadly, I'm not kidding.
User avatar #39 to #2 - AliCattLovee (05/28/2013) [-]
She's legit in foster care?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thefunnyside (05/28/2013) [-]
Why would a 6 year old girl look for child pornography?
User avatar #4 to #3 - pwdreaper (05/28/2013) [-]
she wanted to see kids her age? thats the only reason i would want to watch 16-17 year olds ****
User avatar #5 to #4 - thefunnyside (05/28/2013) [-]
That is very disturbing.
User avatar #11 to #5 - diruslupis (05/28/2013) [-]
Would it be better if she wanted to see grown ups ******* ?
User avatar #13 to #11 - thefunnyside (05/28/2013) [-]
I never said that.
User avatar #14 to #13 - diruslupis (05/28/2013) [-]
I know and I'm not trying to put words into your mouth I'm just saying that it's not as bad as it could have been.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thefunnyside (05/28/2013) [-]
It would have been better if she was looking at adults- that would have been legal. It's horrible ether way, though
User avatar #17 to #15 - diruslupis (05/28/2013) [-]
It's illegal to look at porn under the age of consent in your country.
#16 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
******** !

I watch child porn all the time and I've never been reported to the FBI.
User avatar #76 to #16 - ItsJustChase (05/29/2013) [-]
That's because the FBI is in America.
#79 - notafunnyguy (05/29/2013) [-]
if this is real, i worked for an internet call center.
theres a virus (trojan specifically) that apparently looks really official
it will say its from the RCMP, and that youve been caught on CP. sometimes it will even take a picture of you with your webcam. then it demands money or you get arrested.

IF this sounds like what happened, take it in and have the trojan removed, since it locks your computer up anyway
User avatar #90 to #79 - toosexyforyou (05/29/2013) [-]
Why would you recommend to take it in and pay for someone to fix it instead of telling people they can google how to remove it if they just get on a different computer.
#91 to #90 - notafunnyguy (05/29/2013) [-]
generally people who click on suspicious links that induce such viruses aren't as technologically capable to google a virus and understand the steps requried to remove it. it's often easier to pay 25$ to have someone else remove it
#118 to #79 - deadmaniii (05/29/2013) [-]
Turn off the computer. Reboot it. As it's starting up press F8 till it gives you the option to start up in safe mode. Start up in safe mode. Open up recovery center. Hopefully you have an update or something that occured before obtaining the virus. Choose a time and set to recover. Wait and presto problem solved.



I am not going to go into why I know how to get rid of it or that I had to do it twice but it works and you don't need to download anything like every advice board would say you should. Mind you, I don't know if it's a perma-fix but I'm using my laptop now and I haven't noticed anything.
User avatar #42 - anonefgthree (05/28/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm completely sure your 6 year old sister was on the computer looking for porn, and knew what it was, and even more sure that you guys all laughed when she went to a foster home and your parents were suspected by the fbi
User avatar #48 to #42 - Viceroy (05/29/2013) [-]
I dunno, I learned about it when I was seven.
#41 - whatsbutthurt (05/28/2013) [-]
Illegal...
Illegal...
#37 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
This is a popular virus that will ask you to pay $100 in a scam.
#20 - rabaneristo (05/28/2013) [-]
>go to 
			
			You need to login to view this link
			
		  
>sarch for "lolita"   
>?????   
>profit
>go to You need to login to view this link
>sarch for "lolita"
>?????
>profit
#84 to #20 - slaysoccer (05/29/2013) [-]
oh my god dude i did this I am seriously worried what is going to happen it says it logged my IP and **** is this for real
#85 to #20 - slaysoccer (05/29/2013) [-]
this isn't funny please what is going to happen
#51 to #20 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
Just to let you all know, it's child porn. And if you have it in your search history you will go to jail.
#73 to #20 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
if you havent heard of this story by now...
#25 to #20 - cheated (05/28/2013) [-]
What the 			****		 man
What the **** man
User avatar #34 to #25 - killersam (05/28/2013) [-]
what happend cause i dont want to do it can you tell me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - cheated (05/28/2013) [-]
It says "Your ip has been logged" or some ****
#43 to #35 - rabaneristo (05/28/2013) [-]
It looks like you've been... cheated.
User avatar #103 to #43 - cheated (05/29/2013) [-]
Was that anon you?
User avatar #106 to #103 - rabaneristo (05/29/2013) [-]
#49? No.
User avatar #107 to #106 - cheated (05/29/2013) [-]
Alright I was just wondering cause I'm not sure why he decided to randomly be a dick. Of course, that's the average person for you right there...
#111 to #107 - rabaneristo (05/29/2013) [-]
I even thumbed you up because your both comments were -1.
User avatar #114 to #111 - cheated (05/29/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir you're thumbed up as well
User avatar #45 to #43 - cheated (05/28/2013) [-]
Yeah I've definitely never heard that before!
#49 to #45 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
It's a joke, don't worry your autistic little head about it.
User avatar #50 to #49 - cheated (05/29/2013) [-]
No **** it's a joke and you seem to be the one getting worked up.
#33 to #20 - hoffmeisterh (05/28/2013) [-]
That right there my friend is the good 			****		.
That right there my friend is the good **** .
#75 to #20 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
nuuuuu-uhhhh fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me
#104 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
Description
"And now my little sister is in a foster home because of suspicion that my parents might have been lying."
Is she still there? How long is she going to be there? D:
User avatar #63 - lolfire (05/29/2013) [-]
What the **** happened...

I mean you didn't even explain it. Were you browsing CP or what the **** did you do to draw government ops ?
User avatar #66 to #63 - rhiaanor (05/29/2013) [-]
jesus christ did you even look at it... HIS LITTER SISTER WAS WATCHING IT AND FBI CAME AND TOOK THE GIRL ON SUSPICION THAT IT WASNT THE LITTLE GIRL!


Sorry for caps u r gud man
User avatar #68 to #66 - lolfire (05/29/2013) [-]
His sister was watching what ?
Child porn ? Well how the **** did she find it if she's only 6.
User avatar #69 to #68 - rhiaanor (05/29/2013) [-]
idk ******* ask the OP. Look at the content and the description
User avatar #70 to #69 - lolfire (05/29/2013) [-]
I was asking OP before you interrupted.
User avatar #78 to #69 - nightmaren (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh boy you're a dunce and a half.
User avatar #67 to #63 - tdogmeds (05/29/2013) [-]
His sister was browsing.
He just overheard.
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