Killing yourself for only $101 dollars.

MFW only have 100

"Fun Fact:"

I lol'd hard.

mfw there's over 195 favorites

I'd like a cheaper alternative that can be done wit household objects. Anyone got anything?

Jump off a cliff. Easy, free, and probably pretty fun.

Cheap? It's the last thing you'll ever dude. Splurge a little.

Down a bottle of whiskey and a few bottles of pills. Go somewhere somebody won't find you for a while.

That's seems a little too expensive in order to kill yourself.....
< MFW

Still, its not like you'll need the money afterwards.

Yeah I know.....

Whoops, wrong person.

Hate to break it to you guys, but Helium is a rare substance nowadays. You can't buy it like that anymore and the few places that sell it make it expensive as fuck. Sorry to ruin your suicidal plans, besides that'd be a scary fucking way to bite it.

Although it has become a more focused method, unless all suicides
show a repeatable cause, then the tanks will be easy to grab.
Reminder: There are certain tanks for different purposes, but the most used
purpose is for balloons.
Ergo: As sorenlorenson said below, birthday balloon helium tanks.

if your gonna die, why worry about expense?

Nah, it's easy! All you need to do is make it seem like you're going to a child's birthday party:

www.amazon.com/Worthington-Cylinder-Disposable-Helium-Tank/dp/B003Q95CNM/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1337539703&sr=8-7&tag=27411-20

Finally

This post should have the ~200 favs instead of the one at the top.

...this is kind of beautiful.

84 people faved this including myself... wow

MFW

Shit, 65 people fave'd this. Don't do it you guys. I swear, whatever is happening in your life right now will pass and your life WILL get better eventually. Seriously, please don't do it.

I favored this. Doesn't mean I wanna kill myself.

Personally, if anything, I'd prefer going out guns blazing, and you know why?
Because going out in a minute or less in a painless manner is frikin scary.
But it's still a cool fact. Dunno why. Call us morbid, it's just something interesting.

Also, as anon said: telling people it'll get better, even though it's moral support,
doesn't quite cut it.
Reason being that people who usually decide to opt themselves out are mentally
unstable- not crazy, just clinically depressed to the point that they see no hope
for anything or anyone.
These people don't need a pat on the shoulder, or a hug, or a trip to Disney World-
These people need serious medical attention, therapists, psychologists, sometimes, though unpleasant, medication.
I mean, these are people who just decide that dying is better than living.
While Moral Support is always great, it doesn't always cut it for those who
really don't wanna live anymore.
(and by 'who really don't', I'm sure you know I mean to say those who aren't posting pictures of themselves crying while listening to MCR and wearing tight pants).
These people are generally apathetic, and seldom have close ties, or find family
as a reason to live.

So there's that.
If you ever come across someone who's suicidal, tell people, like their parents or close friends, immediately. That way they can get the help the really need.

I only saved because it's interesting. In all seriousness, the only thing that could make my life better is a butler who would gladly wipe my own ass for me.

Isn't that what they did back in the day but with cars? Seal off the garage and turn the car on - Have a nice nap....

That's carbon monoxide, but it's the same type of thing.

Obvliously lol. Cars emitting helium, by now we'd have higher pitched voices than a 6 year old.

Can you do erotic asphyxiation with this

you should try it some time

Mom walked in while I was reading this, thinks I'm suicidal now.

Cheers, Mate.

I think you don't want your fucking lungs exploding

Why the fuck not?

Because this is a suicide for pussies.

Because I've had a pneumothorax, which is a very very small version of a lung exploding, and even thats painful as all fuck. Trust me, a lung exploding is bad.

It was sarcasm bro

now 25 people have saved this. im gonna keep an i eye on the news for recent spike in suicides

*faved

thanks mate

Finally zomba leaves

actually this is like a cyanide capsule in case of capture
if shit ever really hits the fan, i got my way out

Well good luck carrying a helium tank everywhere you go

>implying i'm not the chosen one

MINE IS A TANK THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Just started watching that anime, is is worth finishing it?

i dont even know what its from mate

It's from TTGL, kinda cool if you ask me

I'm not gonna do this anyway, but I get the feeling that this is a trick, and it is in fact the most extremely painful death imaginable?

Never underestimate how evil the internet is.

I've done it, it's pretty legit.

*Loud applause*

Very clever.

it's from 4chan so be careful

91...
Incluiding me lol

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Why the fuck did I just save this picture?

I wonder how many people ive killed from this comment..

Because, some problems have only one solution

You mean the final solution?