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#8 - thelugia (05/20/2012) [-]
You're welcome
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#642 to #8 - snypurr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #627 to #8 - LiamNeeson (05/20/2012) [-]
"Fun Fact:"

I lol'd hard.
#572 to #8 - theepicgamer (05/20/2012) [-]
mfw there's over 195 favorites
User avatar #296 to #8 - briancarroll (05/20/2012) [-]
I'd like a cheaper alternative that can be done wit household objects. Anyone got anything?
User avatar #706 to #296 - screamingdemon (05/21/2012) [-]
Jump off a cliff. Easy, free, and probably pretty fun.
User avatar #700 to #296 - TheBarneyStinson (05/21/2012) [-]
Cheap? It's the last thing you'll ever dude. Splurge a little.
#691 to #296 - negrocop ONLINE (05/21/2012) [-]
Down a bottle of whiskey and a few bottles of pills. Go somewhere somebody won't find you for a while.
#244 to #8 - whtkid ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
#208 to #8 - ihuffkittens (05/20/2012) [-]
That's seems a little too expensive in order to kill yourself.....
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User avatar #204 to #8 - sophisticus (05/20/2012) [-]
Hate to break it to you guys, but Helium is a rare substance nowadays. You can't buy it like that anymore and the few places that sell it make it expensive as **** . Sorry to ruin your suicidal plans, besides that'd be a scary ******* way to bite it.
User avatar #697 to #204 - melxgirl (05/21/2012) [-]
Although it has become a more focused method, unless all suicides
show a repeatable cause, then the tanks will be easy to grab.
Reminder: There are certain tanks for different purposes, but the most used
purpose is for balloons.
Ergo: As sorenlorenson said below, birthday balloon helium tanks.
User avatar #648 to #204 - myfunnyfile (05/20/2012) [-]
if your gonna die, why worry about expense?
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User avatar #193 to #8 - somalipirate (05/20/2012) [-]
Finally
#689 to #184 - 4chan refugee (05/21/2012) [-]
I remember that I had that post everywhere.
it really moved me, to be honest.
#681 to #184 - jaffaq (05/20/2012) [-]
This post should have the ~200 favs instead of the one at the top.
User avatar #303 to #184 - themanta (05/20/2012) [-]
...this is kind of beautiful.
#84 to #8 - ahnoneemuhs (05/20/2012) [-]
84 people faved this including myself... wow   
   
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84 people faved this including myself... wow

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#62 to #8 - stripeygreenhat (05/20/2012) [-]
**** , 65 people fave'd this. Don't do it you guys. I swear, whatever is happening in your life right now will pass and your life WILL get better eventually. Seriously, please don't do it.
#698 to #62 - melxgirl (05/21/2012) [-]
I favored this. Doesn't mean I wanna kill myself.   
   
Personally, if anything, I'd prefer going out guns blazing, and you know why?    
Because going out in a minute or less in a painless manner is frikin scary.   
But it's still a cool fact. Dunno why. Call us morbid, it's just something interesting.   
   
Also, as anon said: telling people it'll get better, even though it's moral support,   
doesn't quite cut it.   
Reason being that people who usually decide to opt themselves out are mentally   
unstable- not crazy, just clinically depressed to the point that they see no hope   
for anything or anyone.    
These people don't need a pat on the shoulder, or a hug, or a trip to Disney World-   
These people need serious medical attention, therapists, psychologists, sometimes, though unpleasant, medication.   
I mean, these are people who just decide that dying is better than living.   
While Moral Support is always great, it doesn't always cut it for those who    
really don't wanna live anymore.    
(and by 'who really don't', I'm sure you know I mean to say those who aren't posting pictures of themselves crying while listening to MCR and wearing tight pants).    
These people are generally apathetic, and seldom have close ties, or find family   
as a reason to live.   
   
So there's that.    
If you ever come across someone who's suicidal, tell people, like their parents or close friends, immediately. That way they can get the help the really need.
I favored this. Doesn't mean I wanna kill myself.

Personally, if anything, I'd prefer going out guns blazing, and you know why?
Because going out in a minute or less in a painless manner is frikin scary.
But it's still a cool fact. Dunno why. Call us morbid, it's just something interesting.

Also, as anon said: telling people it'll get better, even though it's moral support,
doesn't quite cut it.
Reason being that people who usually decide to opt themselves out are mentally
unstable- not crazy, just clinically depressed to the point that they see no hope
for anything or anyone.
These people don't need a pat on the shoulder, or a hug, or a trip to Disney World-
These people need serious medical attention, therapists, psychologists, sometimes, though unpleasant, medication.
I mean, these are people who just decide that dying is better than living.
While Moral Support is always great, it doesn't always cut it for those who
really don't wanna live anymore.
(and by 'who really don't', I'm sure you know I mean to say those who aren't posting pictures of themselves crying while listening to MCR and wearing tight pants).
These people are generally apathetic, and seldom have close ties, or find family
as a reason to live.

So there's that.
If you ever come across someone who's suicidal, tell people, like their parents or close friends, immediately. That way they can get the help the really need.
User avatar #647 to #62 - TigerMann (05/20/2012) [-]
I only saved because it's interesting. In all seriousness, the only thing that could make my life better is a butler who would gladly wipe my own ass for me.
User avatar #155 to #62 - bluedwarf (05/20/2012) [-]
You're right, random internet person says everything will turn out good, guess now I should have no worries....
hah you 12 or something
#71 to #62 - 4chan refugee (05/20/2012) [-]
I doubt all 70 of these people favorited the pic because they were going to kill themselves.

Also, I know you think you're helping, but saying things like "It gets better" won't do **** to a person who thinks killing themselves would be the best option. I was like that a few months ago, and the state of mind you're in when you feel that way is just crazy.
User avatar #48 to #8 - rooftoilet (05/20/2012) [-]
Isn't that what they did back in the day but with cars? Seal off the garage and turn the car on - Have a nice nap....
User avatar #198 to #48 - neededllama (05/20/2012) [-]
That's carbon monoxide, but it's the same type of thing.
User avatar #317 to #198 - rooftoilet (05/20/2012) [-]
Obvliously lol. Cars emitting helium, by now we'd have higher pitched voices than a 6 year old.
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#42 to #40 - ZakyNine (05/20/2012) [-]
you should try it some time
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#23 to #8 - 4chan refugee (05/20/2012) [-]
"but its better to be safe"

because you wouldn't want to have an unsafe suicide
#55 to #23 - derpiestofhooves (05/20/2012) [-]
I think you don't want your 						*******					 lungs exploding
I think you don't want your ******* lungs exploding
User avatar #223 to #212 - subarumaster (05/20/2012) [-]
Because this is a suicide for pussies.
#221 to #212 - iliketires (05/20/2012) [-]
Because I've had a pneumothorax, which is a very very small version of a lung exploding, and even thats painful as all **** . Trust me, a lung exploding is bad.
User avatar #225 to #221 - iamnebula (05/20/2012) [-]
It was sarcasm bro
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User avatar #26 to #17 - Fabianz (05/20/2012) [-]
Finally zomba leaves
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User avatar #215 to #202 - Fabianz (05/20/2012) [-]
Well good luck carrying a helium tank everywhere you go
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User avatar #702 to #226 - Fabianz (05/21/2012) [-]
Just started watching that anime, is is worth finishing it?
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User avatar #707 to #705 - Fabianz (05/21/2012) [-]
It's from TTGL, kinda cool if you ask me
#201 to #26 - 4chan refugee (05/20/2012) [-]
Best reply to a comment.

+30 internet.
User avatar #16 to #8 - fukkendragonite (05/20/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna do this anyway, but I get the feeling that this is a trick, and it is in fact the most extremely painful death imaginable?

Never underestimate how evil the internet is.
#703 to #16 - zhooker (05/21/2012) [-]
I've done it, it's pretty legit.
#704 to #703 - fukkendragonite (05/21/2012) [-]
*Loud applause*

Very clever.
#69 to #16 - nazguultje (05/20/2012) [-]
it's from 4chan so be careful
#18 to #16 - 4chan refugee (05/20/2012) [-]
Excessive inhalation of helium basically starves the brain of oxygen and you black out, pass out and die in a sleep like state.
#11 to #8 - 4chan refugee (05/20/2012) [-]
isn't it bad that 12 people favorited this
#91 to #11 - kakariko (05/20/2012) [-]
91...
Incluiding me lol
User avatar #30 to #11 - Tvfreek (05/20/2012) [-]
*31
#39 to #30 - lpplph (05/20/2012) [-]
50*
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User avatar #64 to #38 - killerliquid (05/20/2012) [-]
69 (including me, i unno why)
User avatar #173 to #58 - sirmctree (05/20/2012) [-]
111*
#9 to #8 - VerdNirgin (05/20/2012) [-]
Why the **** did I just save this picture?
User avatar #702 to #9 - thelugia (09/11/2012) [-]
I wonder how many people ive killed from this comment..
#12 to #9 - bosskiss (05/20/2012) [-]






Because, some problems have only one solution
#457 to #12 - 4chan refugee (05/20/2012) [-]
you are the number 1# life coach
#28 to #12 - ltd (05/20/2012) [-]
You mean the final solution?
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