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Mike the Headless Chicken
inthis is Mike, the headless chicken and his tale
r'. -began in 1945
Clara Olson, farmers wife had planned cch
preparing Mike to be a main '_. but first, her
husband s. eould have to kill it. Lloyd Olson readies
his as and makes a clean slice at the top of mikes
heck. Mike . bitched and staggered just like most
decapitated chickens s. eould as a death response pt
I r. nerves being still active, and typically '. off in
mere miniutes,,, Not Mike though, he lived. This l' : I'.’ -I
headless chicken had managed to survive and
returned to his full time job of being a chicken, The
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reason behind magic Mikes survival is because
the as had missed the brain stem, s. ehich
is in charge of the basic functions of life such as
heartbeat, eating, breathing, breeding and other
aspects of basic survival,
Mike continued to live fer 18 months before
eventually choking cch his mucus.
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User avatar #2 - Sharpy (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't know they definitely should have killed that thing to put it out of its misery...It's neat to read about but keeping alive is sick.
#39 - Digitalphear (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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apolgy 4 por englsh

wen were u when mik the hadless chaken was kill

i was sit at home on comptr drinkng brain fluid

"mike is kill"

"no"
User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (11/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I guess you can say this cock was circumcised.
User avatar #24 - hotspace (11/15/2012) [-]
I want to be just like Mike and have full time job of being a chicken
User avatar #11 - Corny (11/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
How didnt it starve to death?
User avatar #17 to #15 - Ryukenblaze ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
worth it to say: CHECK OUT MY HEADLESS COCK
User avatar #7 - mutmet (11/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Missed the brainstem... How the fak can you take the head completely off and MISS the brainstem? That's like saying you missed the windpipe?
User avatar #18 - Maroon (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
how did he eat?
User avatar #19 to #18 - instakill (11/15/2012) [-]
the farmer would literally shove food down its throat
#51 - dafukdude (11/16/2012) [-]
I can finally use this and have it be somewhat relevant
I can finally use this and have it be somewhat relevant
User avatar #41 - nyanpoptart (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
'And return to his full time job of being a chicken.'
I want to be a chicken.
#67 - jeffchez (11/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
you have a headless chicken and the most creative name you come up with is mike.   
well done. well done indeed.
you have a headless chicken and the most creative name you come up with is mike.
well done. well done indeed.
User avatar #70 to #68 - hypocrystalline (11/16/2012) [-]
if only the neck didn't come off all the way, and they could call the chicken 'Nearly Headless Nick'
#46 - climbingupthewalls (11/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>brain is completely dislodged form the body
>didn't cut brain stem
#49 to #46 - snakefire (11/16/2012) [-]
You can see exactly where the brain stem is, is still in tact.   
   
the brain stem is just the very top of the spine right before the actual brain
You can see exactly where the brain stem is, is still in tact.

the brain stem is just the very top of the spine right before the actual brain
User avatar #22 - Zydratejunkie (11/15/2012) [-]
... Mike is a female...
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Since when were chickens male?
User avatar #61 to #59 - goodguygary ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
i don't know about you, but the title would invoke fear into me if it said "headless cock"
#54 - Mexicandude (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>No head
>Took 18 months to die
How did it feed?
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User avatar #72 - CaptainPancakes (11/16/2012) [-]
A movie made entirely about this chicken would be better the the current Magic Mike movie.
User avatar #53 - Lainge (11/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"Eating with no head"
Yeah no.
User avatar #66 to #58 - goodguygary ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
how are they cruel? they attempted to kill something, and failed. Then they cared for it for a little over a year until it died on its own
User avatar #25 - mrhaihoang (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
actually he died because a nurse fed him the wrong way, thus choking him to dead
User avatar #4 - fauxshores ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
This is a true story. Its actually in the town where I grew up - Fruita Colorado. They have a fair that takes place on the main street circle every year where he is celebrated. Its kinda a weird concept, but the fair was cool and it attracted tourists from the nearby cities so that was good too.
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/15/2012) [-]
This actually happened in my home town. we have a festival celebrating mike the headless chicken every year. sigh... Colorado...
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