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Headless chicken
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Mike the Headless Chicken
inthis is Mike, the headless chicken and his tale
r'. -began in 1945
Clara Olson, farmers wife had planned cch
preparing Mike to be a main '_. but first, her
husband s. eould have to kill it. Lloyd Olson readies
his as and makes a clean slice at the top of mikes
heck. Mike . bitched and staggered just like most
decapitated chickens s. eould as a death response pt
I r. nerves being still active, and typically '. off in
mere miniutes,,, Not Mike though, he lived. This l' : I'.’ -I
headless chicken had managed to survive and
returned to his full time job of being a chicken, The
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reason behind magic Mikes survival is because
the as had missed the brain stem, s. ehich
is in charge of the basic functions of life such as
heartbeat, eating, breathing, breeding and other
aspects of basic survival,
Mike continued to live fer 18 months before
eventually choking cch his mucus.
inthis is Mike, the headless chicken and his tale
r'. -began in 1945
Clara Olson, farmers wife had planned cch
preparing Mike to be a main '_. but first, her
husband s. eould have to kill it. Lloyd Olson readies
his as and makes a clean slice at the top of mikes
heck. Mike . bitched and staggered just like most
decapitated chickens s. eould as a death response pt
I r. nerves being still active, and typically '. off in
mere miniutes,,, Not Mike though, he lived. This l' : I'.’ -I
headless chicken had managed to survive and
returned to his full time job of being a chicken, The
See more at
incredibleoddities. com
reason behind magic Mikes survival is because
the as had missed the brain stem, s. ehich
is in charge of the basic functions of life such as
heartbeat, eating, breathing, breeding and other
aspects of basic survival,
Mike continued to live fer 18 months before
eventually choking cch his mucus.
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#2
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Sharpy (11/15/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I don't know they definitely should have killed that thing to put it out of its misery...It's neat to read about but keeping alive is sick.
#39
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Digitalphear (11/15/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
apolgy 4 por englsh
wen were u when mik the hadless chaken was kill
i was sit at home on comptr drinkng brain fluid
"mike is kill"
"no"
wen were u when mik the hadless chaken was kill
i was sit at home on comptr drinkng brain fluid
"mike is kill"
"no"
#24
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hotspace (11/15/2012) [-] I want to be just like Mike and have full time job of being a chicken
#7
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mutmet (11/15/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Missed the brainstem... How the fak can you take the head completely off and MISS the brainstem? That's like saying you missed the windpipe?
#41
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nyanpoptart (11/16/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
'And return to his full time job of being a chicken.'
I want to be a chicken.
I want to be a chicken.
#67
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jeffchez (11/16/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
you have a headless chicken and the most creative name you come up with is mike.
well done. well done indeed.
well done. well done indeed.
#72
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CaptainPancakes (11/16/2012) [-] A movie made entirely about this chicken would be better the the current Magic Mike movie.
#25
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mrhaihoang ONLINE (11/15/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
actually he died because a nurse fed him the wrong way, thus choking him to dead
#4
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fauxshores ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-] This is a true story. Its actually in the town where I grew up - Fruita Colorado. They have a fair that takes place on the main street circle every year where he is celebrated. Its kinda a weird concept, but the fair was cool and it attracted tourists from the nearby cities so that was good too.
#38
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N. Korean citizen (11/15/2012) [-]
This actually happened in my home town. we have a festival celebrating mike the headless chicken every year. sigh... Colorado...
