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User avatar #3 - berengar (12/19/2015) [-]
You can survive with a good portion of your brain missing.
#52 to #35 - bronywiseman (12/26/2015) [-]
*I tip my sir to you, sir.
User avatar #41 to #3 - augisnvm (12/20/2015) [-]
That's obvious. Look at the Feminism Movement...
User avatar #42 to #41 - carneymaster (12/20/2015) [-]
Thats obvious, look at funnyjunk....
#26 to #3 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
the people on funny junk taught us all that.
#29 to #3 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
then explain why kurt cobain isnt around
#32 to #29 - amalah (12/20/2015) [-]
Because pointing a shotgun at yourself without checking if it's loaded or not means you have no brain.
User avatar #51 to #32 - firedragonkong ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
pretty sure he knew it was loaded
User avatar #53 to #29 - chikibriki (12/28/2015) [-]
blood loss

there's a lot of blood that goes to your head, and if you take a bullet to the brain you actually die from your brain not getting enough blood because it's pouring all around the inside (and outside) of your skull
#4 to #3 - evilhomer [OP](12/19/2015) [-]
I mean, just look at you
User avatar #5 to #4 - berengar (12/19/2015) [-]
Well, you're not wrong. The fact that I made an account at this site should be proof enough of that.
#7 to #5 - duskmane ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I've got half a mind to separate you two.
User avatar #19 to #7 - stealingbikes (12/20/2015) [-]
I wouldn't mind seeing that.
User avatar #43 to #7 - carneymaster (12/20/2015) [-]
yes. oh god yes.
#21 to #4 - dasbrot (12/20/2015) [-]
ice cold
#2 - rubusguy (12/19/2015) [-]
how the f*** does his body even function let alone remain contious
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#40 to #2 - lastgentleman (12/20/2015) [-]
The have been plenty of people who survived extreme cases of hydrocephalus (that's when there's too much fluid in the skull) such as missing 70-95% of brain tissue.Pretty interesting stuff.
User avatar #37 to #2 - catkyte (12/20/2015) [-]
back in the early days of medicine. if someone was having mental problems the most common way to solve it was for a doctor to crack open the persons skull and literally cut some of the brain out. this was done of thousands of people, even some famous ones. and although it just ****** them up worse they were still capable of living and were more or less aware of everything.
User avatar #14 to #2 - deathtobreakfast (12/20/2015) [-]
Half of his brain is still there (I atleast think so).The brain can work with a good portion missing, because it can just take the rest that still exists and let them handle the functions that had been handled by the missing portion. This ability becomes less and less effective with increasing age because youll lose alot of information that was saved on the part and your ability of rehabilating after taking great damage looses its quality.

Its impossible though after a certain amount of lost brain matter and the damage has to be treated immediately.

One important factor of your survival is though that your brain is not allowed to go into full shut down because it wont boot up afterwards. It must stay active to be able to reorganise itself for compensation.

Don't forget: Your brain is actually just a mass of tiny processors working together. If some are missing the rest can still work, but not as good, but for basic functions it wont be a problem.
User avatar #8 to #2 - Mortuus (12/19/2015) [-]
The brain doesn't exactly NEED both the left and right hemispheres. The functions of the left can migrate right, and vice-versa.

Look up "effects of hemispherectomy" if you're curious.
#10 to #8 - yuzabeach (12/20/2015) [-]
He doesn't appear to have either though. Discuss.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Mortuus (12/20/2015) [-]
He's a zombie.
#12 to #11 - yuzabeach (12/20/2015) [-]
Hold on. I'm going to research this dude and find an answer. Will be back shortly with something resembling a sauce or topical gravy.
#16 to #12 - yuzabeach (12/20/2015) [-]
Couldn't find source of video or related images after checking all of my research avenues. Our only hope is for OP to tell us where it's from.
#18 to #16 - karvarausku (12/20/2015) [-]
GIF
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** Reminded me of the swedish guy who survived after being whacked half of his brains off by gypsy.
#6 - totallytito (12/19/2015) [-]
Wow not even a source,
come on...
User avatar #15 - mrblueftw (12/20/2015) [-]
Max Hass?
#22 - narratorguy (12/20/2015) [-]
These have to be russians
#23 - greyhoundfd (12/20/2015) [-]
This does not seem conducive to long-term survival.
This does not seem conducive to long-term survival.
User avatar #28 - spamm (12/20/2015) [-]
I guess humans do only use 10% of their brains.
#33 - NotAsWackoJacko (12/20/2015) [-]
Holy **** . That is a Phineas Gage- Level **** up
#27 - motposters (12/20/2015) [-]
While you probably will be extremely ... disfunctioned.. by the lack of the other hemisphere most bodily functions like breathing, eating, basic bodily functions... are all controlled by the brain-stem not the hemispheres of the brain. Which is why people are still able to function like this if... made to look like a broken porcelain doll.
#50 to #49 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
the tiger in the end was worth it
#36 - molemolester (12/20/2015) [-]
MAX HASS
User avatar #31 - removekimchi (12/20/2015) [-]
i wonder if he has like, a cover for it and uses his brain hole to store snacks

he could sneak **** into movie theaters
+1
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User avatar #38 - catkyte (12/20/2015) [-]
guy liked smoking so much he had an ash tray installed.
#55 - pbeldin (01/10/2016) [-]
**pbeldin used "*roll picture*"**
**pbeldin rolled image** was he told that jet fuel cant melt steel beams?
User avatar #54 - blackoutonetwotwo (01/08/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ.

Jesus Holy Christ.

H. Jesus Christo. I've seen people getting their heads blown and but this?


#45 - vladhellsing (12/20/2015) [-]
Looks like one of the Brain Surgeon's victims from the last season of Dexter.
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