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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - rokulda
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(05/20/2012) [-]
Were talking about Russians being out of vodka?
Were talking about Russians being out of vodka?
#92 to #1 - anon id: 5542e67d
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(05/21/2012) [-]
>were talking about

Who was talking about it?
User avatar #93 to #92 - rokulda
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(05/21/2012) [-]
Shut the hell up anon.
#2 to #1 - striderxir
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(05/21/2012) [-]
pfffffffffpfpfpfpfffffff
#19 to #2 - stickdick
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(05/21/2012) [-]
Mphphphmpmphph
User avatar #28 - projectnero
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(05/21/2012) [-]
> Be British
> Go get some tea
> Only coffee
> nopenopenopenope.jpg
User avatar #29 to #28 - tangiers
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(05/21/2012) [-]
It's literally the same thing. Not sure how this got to the front page.
User avatar #41 - sinclare
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(05/21/2012) [-]
>Be German
>Go to graveyard
>No Jewish people
>neinneinneinneinnein
User avatar #42 to #41 - larfang
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(05/21/2012) [-]
what a win good sir...
User avatar #48 to #41 - acannibalbaby
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(05/21/2012) [-]
>Be Welsh
>Walk into ''Massage Parlour''
>No sheep there?!?
>Nanananana
#89 - saintlygrim
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(05/21/2012) [-]
im russian and my pants just **** me
User avatar #99 to #89 - lwminlaa
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(05/26/2012) [-]
i feel you comrade, im Russian too
User avatar #47 - gildemoono
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(05/21/2012) [-]
>walk next door
>enter other bar
>drink
>???????
>прибыль!
#9 - thecamaroguy
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(05/21/2012) [-]
NYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYETNYET
#17 - ragingbrony
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(05/21/2012) [-]
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#72 - gravysponge
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(05/21/2012) [-]
>work hard
>turn life around
>get fit
>get rich
>fall in love
>have kids
>accomplish great things for all mankind
>age well
>become beloved grandfather
>surrounded by family
>in hospital bed
>holding hands, hugs around
>what an amazing man
>start to feel self slipping away
>thisistheend.jpg
>"We love you, Grandpa."
>world fading
>smile
"i love you too"
>dead
>get a post mortem erection
>everybody notices
>their faces when

my greatest fear, i hate kids
#97 to #72 - broorb
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(05/22/2012) [-]
Hahaha, I wouldn't worry, bro. The erection (angel lust) happens when you die vertically, like being hung, or face down, like... being poisoned and falling on your face, I guess.   
You see, you die, and your heart stops beating. This means your blood's relatively even distribution ends and gravity acts on the blood instead.   
   
that said, if you die lying down and facing upward, chances of getting an erection are pretty damn slim. :P
Hahaha, I wouldn't worry, bro. The erection (angel lust) happens when you die vertically, like being hung, or face down, like... being poisoned and falling on your face, I guess.
You see, you die, and your heart stops beating. This means your blood's relatively even distribution ends and gravity acts on the blood instead.

that said, if you die lying down and facing upward, chances of getting an erection are pretty damn slim. :P
User avatar #65 - killedkenny
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(05/21/2012) [-]
>be Canadian
>go to hockey rink
>no ice
>what the ****, eh?

#26 - Crispin
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(05/21/2012) [-]