Haha have a nice summer ^^. .. There's also this very small "fish" that lives in the seas somewhere in the world, that will crawl up your urethra and attach itself with barbs. That
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Haha have a nice summer ^^

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User avatar #8 - finalfaptasy (07/29/2012) [+] (15 replies)
There's also this very small "fish" that lives in the seas somewhere in the world, that will crawl up your urethra and attach itself with barbs. That is disgusting.
#104 - reptarrawr (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
THEN OUTA NOWHERE THIS ****** APPEARS.
#49 - mattdoggy (07/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 5 or so
>at beach with older brothers
>oldest one ends up going out to a sandbar
>randomly screams
>gets out of the water
>stingray barb sticking THROUGH his big toe
>he's actually not in a ton of pain
>most poisonous part went right through his toe
>he's not freaking out so i make fun of him
>go back in the water shortly after
>i randomly step on something that slices my foot open from front to back
>ultimate pain, especially with salt water
>bleeding like a b*tch
>for some reason stay on the beach and get no medical assistance?
>bad parenting?
>other uninjured brother goes in the water
>random helicopter starts circling
>think he's being friendly
>it's actually a shark spotting chopper
>my blood attracted a ball load of sharks to where he was swimming
>we all have day ruined
>afraid to go to that beach again
>we live in Florida, beach is short ways away
>such is life in soviet russia
#144 - Coolinbny (07/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Or... this could happen.
Or... this could happen.
User avatar #21 - foelkera ONLINE (07/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>In Maryland
>Low tide, decide to go out to a sandbar my friend found
>Tall enough to walk most of the way there
>Feel intense pain in bottom of my foot
>Reach down, expecting a shell
it was a pair of dentures
User avatar #172 - adirtysmuggler ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Happy ending if you read it backwards.
User avatar #159 - xstrownzx (07/30/2012) [-]
>implying i go outside
User avatar #44 - hyrule ONLINE (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This sort of happened to me

>Be 6 years old
>Playing at playground
>It's pretty old
>Wood from swings is breaking.
>Wearing sandals
>Step on a block of wood
>At first, no pain
>Girl I'm playing shrieks
>Points at feet
>Nail sticking through feet.
>Still no pain
>Taken to the hospital
>I'm scared because I hated needles
>I remember the doctor putting a band-aid on it
>Next thing I remember, I was fine.
>What the **** ?
#119 - alseides (07/30/2012) [-]
a few kilometers away...
User avatar #29 - hargleblarg (07/29/2012) [-]
Had this happen when I was 11. Was just steppin' on the beach (doo doo doo doo) on a school field trip (last day of school so we had a day out to the beach) and then the fury of a thousand needles pierced my right foot. I shrieked and fell over in pain as the teacher came to see what was wrong. The skin on my right foot had been sliced open and was hanging off my foot.

So what did this bitch do? Press the skin back against my foot and bind it, trapping sand and salt water in the wound and letting my skin heal itself. So when I got home the wound was starting to seal up already and my mum had to use a hot needle to re-open the damn thing and dig out all the sand.

They often say "it's only pain". I say "It's only sheer agony that you'll always remember for the rest of your life".
#117 - chancebell (07/30/2012) [-]
This.
#102 - feelythefeel (07/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This channel is not an appropriate habitat for a cactus.
#39 - GIRforpresident (07/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i got stung by a stingray once....  hurts like a mother 						******					. it was right on a artery, so there was a small stream of blood spewing out my foot getting some good distance (						****					 got on the walls when i was walking, didnt even realize)
i got stung by a stingray once.... hurts like a mother ****** . it was right on a artery, so there was a small stream of blood spewing out my foot getting some good distance ( **** got on the walls when i was walking, didnt even realize)
#171 - swagbot (07/30/2012) [-]
Actually happened to this guy while filming the last scene of Fellowship of the Ring:
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In the part where Frodo takes off across the river in a boat and Sam wades in to follow, Sean Astin stepped on a piece of glass that pierced all the way through his foot, and shooting had to be delayed until he healed.
#134 - floydrose (07/30/2012) [-]
I think about that crap every time I go to the beach, one time I went and this guy I knew got  a loose fish hook stuck through his toe.    
So I usually just kinda slide my feet across the sand.
I think about that crap every time I go to the beach, one time I went and this guy I knew got a loose fish hook stuck through his toe.
So I usually just kinda slide my feet across the sand.
#135 - whitenail (07/30/2012) [-]
I was once down at the beach, swimming around, and got a rusty old fish lure stuck in my foot.

**** was nasty yo.
#79 - pleasureabledino (07/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
You what, mate?

Seriously, I'd rather step on glass than this ************ . In fact, I'd rather **** the needle pit from Saw II then go within 10 feet of this bitch.
#52 - fyeahpkmn (07/30/2012) [-]
Oh my 						****					 seriously? this just happened to my 3 toes 2 hours ago... as if
Oh my **** seriously? this just happened to my 3 toes 2 hours ago... as if
#31 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**willcutting rolled a random image posted in comment #34023 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** MFW it happened to me when I was 16
User avatar #3 - tigronn (07/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
there's this Australian fish that lies near the beach, looks like a stone but dangerous, stings very fast, poison kills you in 5 minutes
User avatar #5 to #3 - steelcrasher (07/29/2012) [-]
it's called stone fish and it doesn't kill you but it couses so much pain to the limb that you want to swa it off....
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