Guts

Never has this picture been so fucking relevant!

MFW I was just invited to a pool party.

Who the FUCK can hold their breath that long?

LOL, I'll save this and read it tomorrow, when it's not 1:00 in the morning

My god man, this is just, amazing.

Although I'm glad I've never felt the need to put my ass in a pool pump.

I need that like I need teeth in my ass ;)

This was amazing. Really really amazing.

And fuck... i will never go in to a swimming pool again.

I can't believe I read this halfway through, thought it was gross and should stop, then kept going. This was not morbid. It was disgusting, but why do I find it entertaining to read?

When I first tried to read this, I got halfway through before I felt really nauseous (for obvious reasons).
I went to the bathroom in case I threw up. I don't remember what happened next, but I ended up on the floor, with the chair I was sitting on tipped over and my dog freaked out of its fucking skull.

And that's why I'm not reading this.

I took a deep breath about a 1/4 of the way through, that was quite the novel

Woah.

thumbed at "boyscouts beat off to"

i knew it was going to be his anus sucked out ever since i watched final destination when the guy swam to the bottom of the pool to get his lucky coin. I've had that image burned into my skull. Now whenever pool drains are mentioned, thats what i think of.

Why the hell did I read it all? It was damn well written but.. Wow..

Its a story from Chuck Palahniuk's book "Haunted" there are alot more awesome stories in it and you should definately check it out. He wrote Fight Club...you know...the book that got turned into a super badass movie.

That seems like a lot to read, but judging from the positive feedback on the comments, I'm gonna do it.