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Guide to the Unknown 5. If I said I'd take your submission, but it's not in here yet, it will be in a different Guide. Part 4 - /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to

If I said I'd take your submission, but it's not in here yet, it will be in a different Guide.
Part 4 - /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+4/kTpxGxG/
Cryptids - /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+Cryptids/uwmxGhj/
Part 3 - /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+3/txlxGgk/
Part 2 - /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+2/RvkxGEi/
Part 1 - /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown/cNkxGpA/

Have a nice new year.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - bowmasta
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You got the date wrong on Frederick Valentich.

October 21st 1978 not 1906.

Cessna wasn't around until way after WWI.
User avatar #106 to #1 - ivoryhammer
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I don't think we had flight in 1906.
User avatar #163 to #106 - bowmasta
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Actually flight has been around since the mid 1800's. If we count uncontrolled ballons then the late 1700's

Henri Giffard was technically the first powered flight pilot when he used a steam powered airship to fly from Paris to Trappes at 6mph in late 1852. While it was the first "Controlled" flight it was very crude and the weather played a huge part in where he could go. Bad weather meant he could only fly in small slow circles.

The Wright brothers took their famous flight in December of 1903. It was basically the first "Heavier than air, manned, and Controlled flight".
#5 to #1 - jvcjvc
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(12/27/2013) [-]
**** man, you just made that comment while i was making paint-stuff :b
User avatar #2 to #1 - blobboy [OP]
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(12/27/2013) [-]
****.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bowmasta
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(12/27/2013) [-]
Only noticed because Cessna 172 and 1906 didn't really match up in my mind.
User avatar #23 to #1 - I Am Monkey
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(12/27/2013) [-]
I thought it was odd when it said he was sending radio transmissions from a plane in 1906.
User avatar #154 - drulludanni
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(12/28/2013) [+] (18 replies)
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for those who want to know what the text in the description says it says :

OP here. Yeah, no hard to crack cryptic cipher this time, as nothing really creepy has happened within the past week or so. Anyways, I'd rather tell the story of how these Guides came to be, if you don't mind.
Somehow I ran into the Solway Firth Spaceman on the internet. I loved it. I always had some sort of fascination with things that can't be explained (way better than silly urban legends). Hell, everyday I go for a walk too just to see if anything cool will happen that I could investigate. Needless to say, nothing ever does, and it takes me a minute to remember that life is boring. But with all the odd unknown things that happen on this earth it gives me little hope that something interesting may occur. So I continued my research only to find that most "unknown and unexplained" things have to do with murders and ghosts, both of which are really not that interesting. I got stuck for a while after part two, as new information was rare to find. I managed to pull it together and make a third, but after that it was impossible to continue. Every link I found was already barren of new information, so I started anew. The next Guide was all about cryptids, weird monsters/animal sightings. I really liked it, but it didn't really get very far. Then came Guide Four, that got to the front page, but was a late bloomer, so it only stayed there for about an hour.

And then I guess I just stopped.

I thought I had everything together, but I guess I didn't. It took me forever to make this one and I had to break a bunch of promises (I'm sorry scoobi and yorker, I really am) . But I pulled it together, and made this.
Now, I'm sorry if the next one takes forever, too. I want you guys to know these take a long time to make, and this time I'm not making any promises.

Im caught again in the mystery
You're by my side, but are you still with me?
The answers somewhere deep in it, I'm sorry but your feeling it.
User avatar #291 to #154 - capslockrage
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How did you get that from random letters?
User avatar #292 to #291 - drulludanni
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its actually just the alphabet inverted, if you swap all A's with Z B's with Y and so on
User avatar #293 to #292 - capslockrage
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Oh okay
#295 to #154 - TheControl
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The last three lines are from a Gorillaz song To Binge.....

That's all my contribution
User avatar #198 to #154 - evilpapagali
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Was that Atbash? I'm starting to learn this things and I want to know if I was right.
User avatar #223 to #198 - blobboy [OP]
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed it was.
User avatar #219 to #154 - scoobi
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Thanks for I guess cracking the code in the description. I accept blobby's apology.
User avatar #220 to #154 - yorker
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(12/28/2013) [-]
haha, bro you never broke any promises. You still made it, sure you had to put it off for a while but you still did it, and I understand completely, dude, you were busy, it's no big deal.

User avatar #203 to #154 - guymandude
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that ************ put lyrics from "To Binge" off the Plastic Beach album in his description. I guess that makes blobboy my favorite OP of all time
User avatar #221 to #203 - blobboy [OP]
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ITS ONLY MY FAVORITE ALBUM
#231 to #221 - guymandude
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AAAAWWWWW **** YEAH QUOTING ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS FROM MY FAVORITE ALBUM BECAUSE ITS ALSO THEIR FAVORIIIIIIIITE
#257 to #221 - oliball
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you are now my favourite op of all time
tell me though,have you listened to amarillo?
that is also an amazing song
User avatar #258 to #257 - blobboy [OP]
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Of course I have, The Fall's great! I believe I have 35 of their songs on my ipod. Have you ever heard the Stylo Labrinth remix? It's official and it's pretty good if you like electronic.
#262 to #258 - oliball
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no i haven't i generally keep away from remixes although there was one kids with guns remix that i liked a lot ill listen to it now
User avatar #263 to #262 - blobboy [OP]
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Well this one's official, so Damon you know like certified it.
#265 to #263 - oliball
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(12/31/2013) [-]
haha yeah i understand
did you hear about damons solo album though?
i dnot know if this means no more gorillaz or just a side project
User avatar #266 to #265 - blobboy [OP]
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Hm, no? Got any links to it?
#275 to #266 - oliball
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#162 - blobboy [OP]
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User avatar #165 to #162 - Deavas
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what
User avatar #235 to #165 - blobboy [OP]
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what
#264 to #162 - anon id: 208ce8ff
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god damn i want one
User avatar #294 to #162 - pandacore
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what does cannoli have to do with this
User avatar #177 to #162 - confusedasian
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(12/28/2013) [-]
What is that? Some king of ice cream treat?
User avatar #181 to #177 - endercrew
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(12/28/2013) [-]
cannolis
#268 to #162 - solarknight
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(12/31/2013) [-]
what are those? i want one.
User avatar #269 to #268 - blobboy [OP]
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(12/31/2013) [-]
Cannoli.
#270 to #269 - solarknight
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(12/31/2013) [-]
fast response. thumb for you.
User avatar #271 to #270 - blobboy [OP]
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(12/31/2013) [-]
I'm like online 8 hours a day on break.
It's really sad actually.
#273 to #271 - solarknight
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(12/31/2013) [-]
eh. many people are on longer, so you're not too bad.
User avatar #274 to #273 - blobboy [OP]
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I mostly go out a night anyways.
#276 to #274 - solarknight
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(12/31/2013) [-]
hm.
option 1. you are a vampire. that would make a lot of things make sense.
option 2. you are on the hunt for ladies.
option 3. night school.
User avatar #277 to #276 - blobboy [OP]
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(12/31/2013) [-]
I think #2 might be the closest.
User avatar #278 to #162 - hurpfry
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(12/31/2013) [-]
Is that a pastry, or a bug with chocolate chips glued on?
User avatar #279 to #278 - blobboy [OP]
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Cannoli.
User avatar #168 to #162 - sanguinesolitude
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(12/28/2013) [-]
looks like a tasty cannoli
#209 to #162 - chocolatewhite
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(12/28/2013) [-]
holy canoli
User avatar #185 to #162 - unkownthous
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(12/28/2013) [-]
No. It can't be. How has this picture already reached public.
#184 to #162 - hieronymous
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User avatar #204 to #184 - welliguessitsaname
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Fire Emblem!
User avatar #30 - leglesslegolegolas
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The green children was explained by them having hypochromic anemia, a sickness caused by poor diet. They couldn't be understood, and wore strange clothes because they were from The Netherlands, and were speaking Flemish. The boy didn't die because of the baptism, he was already sickly.
User avatar #114 to #30 - funnychunk
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I once turned yellow, because (long story short) I didn't eat well for some weeks. So yeah, I can totally believe a harsh bean diet could turn them green.
User avatar #127 to #30 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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The sunless land must be Wales then, it only makes sense
#43 - savioranonymous
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Christ...They made that doll a lot ******* creepier in The Conjuring...
Side by side comparison right here of the real one shown above and then the one made for the movie...
User avatar #52 to #43 - shadowlordxx
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Yea, but I think it was a good choice. would have been a lot less creepy with the original kind of doll.
#92 to #43 - pulluspardus
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the original one looks exactly like the female villager in animal crossing.
the original one looks exactly like the female villager in animal crossing.
User avatar #187 to #43 - jacksipian
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i missed the beginning of that movie because of traffic, but i still dont get why you cant open the glass and touch it or just destroy the thing
User avatar #214 to #187 - gemleonn
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You can't ouch it because it will the doll will follow you somehow, and puts its little curse on you. And if they destroyed it, they said the demon would just find another object to possess, and they'd have to redo everything
#68 - teasquid
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Does anyone else notice the slightly darker grey text over the thumb and part 6?
I colored the light grey around it, but still....wat?
User avatar #166 to #68 - wargod
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it's a coded puzzle, like the description
#167 to #166 - teasquid
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Well if I noticed the description I would've saw that it was a code. I had no idea this was even posted by blobboy at first. I'M ASHAMED.
Well if I noticed the description I would've saw that it was a code. I had no idea this was even posted by blobboy at first. I'M ASHAMED.
User avatar #171 to #167 - wargod
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ok, i got

the biggest mysteri is
the wonders of puberty
User avatar #172 to #171 - wargod
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*mystery
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User avatar #100 to #68 - redstonealchemist
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maybe it was the code from the first thing. i wanna talk to that raggedy anne doll
#70 to #68 - teasquid
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I whited out the rest of it, it seems like funny commentary in some areas but gibberish and keyboard smashing in the rest.
#99 to #70 - uberderpyhooves
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I fixed it up even more. The text is way clearer in this one.

10/10 at the Dancing Mania comment, blobboy.
#202 to #99 - azelot
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This image has expired
and guide 4...spooky because the background is not a solid color like the others..this one is like...blood stains or something, i did not edited it just adjusted the levels..it should be gray but no ... wtf blobboy ...
User avatar #242 to #202 - bladeguy
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Im fairly certain the "our love is fadin" is a reference to the max headroom doctor who hijack.
User avatar #281 to #242 - blobboy [OP]
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Im fairly certain you're right.
#201 to #99 - azelot
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This image has expired
this is from guide 3, guide 1 and 2 had nothing
User avatar #73 to #70 - blobboy [OP]
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>gibberish
>keyboard smashing
You're onto something...
User avatar #88 to #73 - zaxzwim
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you weird as **** man, good job keep up the good work
User avatar #149 to #70 - drulludanni
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it says "the biggest mystery is the wonders of puberty" the alphabet is simply backwards (as always)
#159 to #149 - fannypackattack
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Also, at the very top, left corner, it says "MY BOOK OF DREAMS IS MY BOOK OF FEARS". Somebody probably deciphered it, but I did this one myself and I feel proud, god damn it!
User avatar #178 to #159 - teasquid
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Can I ask how you're deciphering these?
#194 to #178 - fannypackattack
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Sure thing. Basically, it's like a backwards alphabet. A = Z, B = Y, C = X, so on, so forth.
#196 to #194 - teasquid
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Haha...I can't even do crossword puzzles
Haha...I can't even do crossword puzzles
#197 to #196 - fannypackattack
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It's alright, man. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. Maybe you make a killer pasta dish. Or maybe you're a good nose-picker. Something.
User avatar #234 to #197 - teasquid
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I have a talent of drawing

butts. I draw butts.
#236 to #234 - fannypackattack
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Butts are great, man. Everyone likes butts.
Butts are great, man. Everyone likes butts.
#237 to #236 - teasquid
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Comment Picture
#238 to #237 - fannypackattack
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Comment Picture
#239 to #238 - teasquid
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Comment Picture
#240 to #239 - fannypackattack
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Augh, I love that .gif!
Augh, I love that .gif!
#241 to #240 - teasquid
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I'll probably get flagged for this, but I just love it.
I'll probably get flagged for this, but I just love it.
#243 to #241 - fannypackattack
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Bahahaha, that's great.
Bahahaha, that's great.
#245 to #243 - teasquid
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My reaction gifs are weird, but when the time comes I always shine through.
My reaction gifs are weird, but when the time comes I always shine through.
#246 to #245 - fannypackattack
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I consider it a good thing. I could use some more weird .gifs.
I consider it a good thing. I could use some more weird .gifs.
#247 to #246 - teasquid
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Weird gif dump?
Weird gif dump?
#250 to #247 - fannypackattack
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I dunno why it didn't let me reply to your other one...
I dunno why it didn't let me reply to your other one...
#248 to #247 - fannypackattack
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Yes. I'll show you all 3 of mine.
Yes. I'll show you all 3 of mine.
#249 to #248 - teasquid
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Oh bby I'll show ALL of mine
Oh bby I'll show ALL of mine
#115 to #70 - anon id: 1b720b44
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He always makes some wierd ******* codes with random letters and then there is always one ************ that solves it.
#39 - sonofmymother
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That doll....
That doll....
#173 - manirock
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In 1887 large deposits of silver were found in the "harem tuft" cave system in southern Nevada. Mining of the cave system, mostly performed by inexperienced residents, began shortly after. There was a severe shortage of workers, but the residents believed that the mine could produce so much profit that they began using their children as laborers. After several deaths due to apparent asphyxiation the miners concluded that there were large deposits of methane in the cave system. Not wanting to give up on the mine, the citizens determined that the best course of action would be to ignite the methane in the cave system and thus, once the flames had subsided, to make the air breathable. They therefore ordered all workers to exit the mine so that they could burn it. However, the girl below, Sophitia Christi, was playing in the mine when the citizens ignited the methane. The blaze traveled all throughout the mine and should have incinerated all organic matter inside it. However, a few hours later Sophitia emerged from the mine smiling, completely unharmed. She spoke of "green friends" in the mine that had protected her from the blaze...
I just made this entire story up. I found the image online. I have no idea who the pictured girl is.
User avatar #191 to #173 - anonslayer
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10/10
#38 - pioneermhm
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I just watched The Conjuring yesterday and Anabelle the Doll was one of the main conflicts. I'm terrified
#4 - jvcjvc
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Dissapears in 1906, picture of him next to a Cessna 172, first of which was produced in the mid 50'ies...
User avatar #6 to #4 - blobboy [OP]
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BEHOLD! THE STICKIED COMMENT!
#7 to #6 - jvcjvc
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I was making my comment, and when i posted it it came!!!
User avatar #10 to #7 - blobboy [OP]
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I know right? That **** happens to me all the time.
#12 to #10 - jvcjvc
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(12/27/2013) [-]
your comments cums? THAT IS DISGUSTING
User avatar #26 to #10 - yorker
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(12/27/2013) [-]
It's okay, my comments cum too. Sometimes they cum out of my mouth.
#33 to #26 - thempc
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(12/28/2013) [-]
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