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Guide to the Unknown 5

Guide to the Unknown 5. If I said I'd take your submission, but it's not in here yet, it will be in a different Guide. Part 4 - www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid

If I said I'd take your submission, but it's not in here yet, it will be in a different Guide.
Part 4 - www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+4/kTpxGxG/
Cryptids - www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+Cryptids/uwmxGhj/
Part 3 - www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+3/txlxGgk/
Part 2 - www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+2/RvkxGEi/
Part 1 - www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown/cNkxGpA/

Have a nice new year.

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User avatar #1 - bowmasta (12/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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You got the date wrong on Frederick Valentich.

October 21st 1978 not 1906.

Cessna wasn't around until way after WWI.
User avatar #154 - drulludanni ONLINE (12/28/2013) [+] (18 replies)
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for those who want to know what the text in the description says it says :

OP here. Yeah, no hard to crack cryptic cipher this time, as nothing really creepy has happened within the past week or so. Anyways, I'd rather tell the story of how these Guides came to be, if you don't mind.
Somehow I ran into the Solway Firth Spaceman on the internet. I loved it. I always had some sort of fascination with things that can't be explained (way better than silly urban legends). Hell, everyday I go for a walk too just to see if anything cool will happen that I could investigate. Needless to say, nothing ever does, and it takes me a minute to remember that life is boring. But with all the odd unknown things that happen on this earth it gives me little hope that something interesting may occur. So I continued my research only to find that most "unknown and unexplained" things have to do with murders and ghosts, both of which are really not that interesting. I got stuck for a while after part two, as new information was rare to find. I managed to pull it together and make a third, but after that it was impossible to continue. Every link I found was already barren of new information, so I started anew. The next Guide was all about cryptids, weird monsters/animal sightings. I really liked it, but it didn't really get very far. Then came Guide Four, that got to the front page, but was a late bloomer, so it only stayed there for about an hour.

And then I guess I just stopped.

I thought I had everything together, but I guess I didn't. It took me forever to make this one and I had to break a bunch of promises (I'm sorry scoobi and yorker, I really am) . But I pulled it together, and made this.
Now, I'm sorry if the next one takes forever, too. I want you guys to know these take a long time to make, and this time I'm not making any promises.

Im caught again in the mystery
You're by my side, but are you still with me?
The answers somewhere deep in it, I'm sorry but your feeling it.
#162 - blobboy (12/28/2013) [+] (21 replies)
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User avatar #30 - leglesslegolegolas (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The green children was explained by them having hypochromic anemia, a sickness caused by poor diet. They couldn't be understood, and wore strange clothes because they were from The Netherlands, and were speaking Flemish. The boy didn't die because of the baptism, he was already sickly.
#43 - savioranonymous (12/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Christ...They made that doll a lot ******* creepier in The Conjuring...
Side by side comparison right here of the real one shown above and then the one made for the movie...
#68 - teasquid (12/28/2013) [+] (35 replies)
Does anyone else notice the slightly darker grey text over the thumb and part 6?
I colored the light grey around it, but still....wat?
#39 - sonofmymother ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
That doll....
That doll....
#173 - manirock (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In 1887 large deposits of silver were found in the "harem tuft" cave system in southern Nevada. Mining of the cave system, mostly performed by inexperienced residents, began shortly after. There was a severe shortage of workers, but the residents believed that the mine could produce so much profit that they began using their children as laborers. After several deaths due to apparent asphyxiation the miners concluded that there were large deposits of methane in the cave system. Not wanting to give up on the mine, the citizens determined that the best course of action would be to ignite the methane in the cave system and thus, once the flames had subsided, to make the air breathable. They therefore ordered all workers to exit the mine so that they could burn it. However, the girl below, Sophitia Christi, was playing in the mine when the citizens ignited the methane. The blaze traveled all throughout the mine and should have incinerated all organic matter inside it. However, a few hours later Sophitia emerged from the mine smiling, completely unharmed. She spoke of "green friends" in the mine that had protected her from the blaze...
I just made this entire story up. I found the image online. I have no idea who the pictured girl is.
#38 - pioneermhm (12/28/2013) [-]
I just watched The Conjuring yesterday and Anabelle the Doll was one of the main conflicts. I'm terrified
#4 - jvcjvc (12/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Dissapears in 1906, picture of him next to a Cessna 172, first of which was produced in the mid 50'ies...
#59 - bamboosixtyeight (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A "sunless land", speaking strange language... sounds like Scotland.
#122 - tesforever (12/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"The biggest mystery is the wonders of puberty."
Solved it.
User avatar #96 - colonelroymustang (12/28/2013) [-]
So, the children looked odd and spoke a strange language, then one died after being baptized?
They were clearly Russian.
#89 - worried (12/28/2013) [-]
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#175 - shabalaguy (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They had the fever.
#156 - alreadyexiststho (12/28/2013) [-]
The children of woolpit actually has some valid explanations (that is, if you look at it as something other than a myth). There are different versions of the story that you can find after googling around but any logical reasoning takes the creepiness right out of it. It was 12th century England, so saying their clothes and language weren't recognizable isn't saying much. In Eastern England there were a lot of Flemish immigrants coming into the country and they were persecuted.Paul Harris suggested in 1998 that the children were from a village called Fornham St. Martin, which was separated from woolpit by the river Lark. Its possible the children were Flemish and their parents had died, resulted in them hiding in the woods for a long time. In strange Flemish clothes and speaking a different language, this would have been very different to the people of woolpit. And their green skin could be explained by "green sickness," or anemia, which is explained by their poor diet.   
   
I found all this info on the first few links on google. Still really interesting, though. These are great comps.
The children of woolpit actually has some valid explanations (that is, if you look at it as something other than a myth). There are different versions of the story that you can find after googling around but any logical reasoning takes the creepiness right out of it. It was 12th century England, so saying their clothes and language weren't recognizable isn't saying much. In Eastern England there were a lot of Flemish immigrants coming into the country and they were persecuted.Paul Harris suggested in 1998 that the children were from a village called Fornham St. Martin, which was separated from woolpit by the river Lark. Its possible the children were Flemish and their parents had died, resulted in them hiding in the woods for a long time. In strange Flemish clothes and speaking a different language, this would have been very different to the people of woolpit. And their green skin could be explained by "green sickness," or anemia, which is explained by their poor diet.

I found all this info on the first few links on google. Still really interesting, though. These are great comps.
User avatar #46 - Gamby (12/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Op is a faggot. Dancing Plague of 1518 you ignorant **** . God bless
User avatar #48 to #46 - blobboy (12/28/2013) [-]
That's a case, I'm talking about it in general.
Sorry if you don't understand me, it's a bit hard to type with several dicks in hand.
#169 - unncommon (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is that what this 			*******		 video is about?
Is that what this ******* video is about?
User avatar #21 - scoobi (12/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Oh Yeah, and Annabelle the doll is a true story. Her owners regularly found her in another place and her arms/legs were crossed. Supposedly, after she went to a museum, a man challenged the doll to do something to him. He didn't believe that it would do anything until two days later while he was driving his motorcycle, he crashed and was killed. They call Annabelle the only doll that ever killed.
User avatar #164 - maffi (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did the government crash the Nazi Bell again?
#205 to #164 - holyfool (12/28/2013) [-]
Gravity bell?
Gravity bell?
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