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Guide to the Unknown 3. Frantic Caller video > www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0 First Guide > /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown/cNkxGpA/ Sec

Frantic Caller video > www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0
First Guide > /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown/cNkxGpA/
Second Guide > /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+2/RvkxGEi/


i see him every night and i ant stop he stnds thre he grins he wont leave me alone he's trying to tell me omething i don't known wht he wants its menacing it all comes true he warns me i only see him duing my dreams i just wan to know what his purpose is somebody must know elp please i need intrpretation he wont stop starig he wont stop staring he wont he doesn't help me he stnds and waches me suffer i don't know why i don't know i don't know i don't know he's the ringer of tragedy he must leave my mind he scres me he watche me suffer he brings tragedy e brings tragedy


KN LRWN FN YKN HNT VKT VKT JY XEGDPHZ NWNATYKJEL J HEDV QXY KDV KN ENWNA YDGO KN YDGO FN YD LARQ YKN QDDH YKN QDDH HEDVZ NWNATYKJEL J PREY GDDH J VDEY KN YDGO FN QXY AJDYZ QANRH MJAN J PRXZNO VKT VKT PREY J VRHN XC J PREY J PREY VKT

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User avatar #2 - blobboy [OP]
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Before I get busted, I know I made an error.
*hieroglyphics
User avatar #9 to #2 - kennyh
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You are glorious OP and deserve every thumb you get. We will not judge you as we would a common man.
User avatar #215 to #2 - listerthepessimist
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I'm guessing english isn't your first language, so all i'll say is you write better in english that i do in your mother tongue, so i ain't gonna say **** about mistakes
#332 to #2 - anon id: b046f959
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shut up you stupid whore
User avatar #136 to #2 - badjokesjimmmy
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Also, received* second pic

Don't kill me
#142 to #136 - blobboy [OP]
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User avatar #143 to #142 - blobboy [OP]
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Alrighty this gif annoyed me too much.
#105 to #2 - shitdickinator
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dude, AMAZING text! Here's a picture of when I had that colour for 3 days
User avatar #130 to #105 - blobboy [OP]
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To be honest I kind of want like the shade of green my avatar has.
User avatar #132 to #130 - shitdickinator
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you could've asked for the colour you wanted when you posted the link...
User avatar #133 to #132 - blobboy [OP]
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Heh, oops. To be honest I didn't know how this worked. I like your text, though. Kinda reminds me of Jake from Adventure Time.
User avatar #134 to #133 - shitdickinator
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I think mine expires tomorrow, I'll try and renew it
User avatar #229 to #134 - psyachu
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how exactly do you get colored text? Just curious.
User avatar #238 to #229 - shitdickinator
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there are many ways, are you talking about permanent coloured text?
User avatar #247 to #238 - missaddie
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Yeah, how do you get colored text? Permanent or not
User avatar #289 to #247 - newforomador
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One way is to make good OC. Another way is to be in the top 10 for most thumbs that day on any of the boards. The last way that I know of is to suck Admin's dick.
#6 to #2 - liamdurf
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Ghost of Debbie Stone should say "an 18 year old", also.
Ghost of Debbie Stone should say "an 18 year old", also.
User avatar #8 to #6 - blobboy [OP]
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> What he said.
User avatar #14 - epicapocalypse
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Guys! I figured it out again!

He gave me the key. Why, WHY?! It unlocks everything, I know. But how? He never
told me. He told me "Grab the book. The book knows everything." I can't look. I
won't. He told me. But riots break. Fire I caused. WHY WHY CAN'T I WAKE UP, I
CAN'T WHY

How I did it: There are some missing letters in the first part after blobboy mentions
the other guides. The missing letters spell "caesarthenatbash" or "Caesar then
Atbash". Those are both names of ciphers. So, it obviously says to use Caesar
cipher, and then Atbash cipher. So first I used the Caesar cipher, and that ended
with a bunch of letters, and I couldn't make any english words. So then, I put the
words used from Caesar, and put them into Atbash, and the above text was the
result. This should be right, or I'm a retard.
User avatar #77 to #14 - angreif
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hold up, what was your shift on the caesar's cipher?
#89 to #14 - Mytine
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Or for you lazy people: You need to login to view this link copy paste code into the puzzle box and click solve
User avatar #110 to #14 - Thunderrr
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What did you figure out? Something on this post or on one of the earlier ones?
User avatar #165 to #110 - incognitoad
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Check reply #164.
#194 to #14 - anon id: b3ca476e
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woah
woah
User avatar #217 to #14 - bugsyblitzkreig
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You sir, are a genius
User avatar #301 to #14 - abotu
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it's pretty sexy how you solve these
User avatar #321 to #14 - tastywheat
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I dont mean to be that guy, but i have been away from funnyjunk for a while, is bloboy putting in secret messages in his posts or something?
#331 to #14 - anon id: b046f959
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shut the **** up
#54 to #14 - waffenmia
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I don't get it, may you explain it to me?
pic semi related
User avatar #56 to #54 - epicapocalypse
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Which part don't you get?
User avatar #58 to #56 - waffenmia
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every thing you said
User avatar #59 to #58 - epicapocalypse
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Have you read past parts?
User avatar #62 to #59 - waffenmia
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yes
#111 to #14 - auckland
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I kinda missed those cues, but I was able to get it using frequency analysis. The two most common symbols in the ciphertext correspond to the two most common symbols in English text (E and T). From there, words like "the", where there's only one possible letter between the T and E, helped give away some more letters. "Everything" was a bit of a gold mine, since it gave away a whole heap of letters at once (it's the only English word that fits "E?E??TH???"), and then the rest was easy.

I guess it goes to show how weak substitution ciphers are though.
User avatar #124 to #14 - sinclairr
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I don't get it, what'd you figure out...?
User avatar #164 to #124 - incognitoad
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In the description there is a little bit of a story carrying on from his last Guide to the Unknown, the the random letters ( KN LRWN FN YKN HNT VKT VKT JY XEGDPHZ NWNATYKJEL J HEDV QXY KDV KN ENWNA YDGO KN YDGO FN YD LARQ YKN QDDH YKN QDDH HEDVZ NWNATYKJEL J PREY GDDH J VDEY KN YDGO FN QXY AJDYZ QANRH MJAN J PRXZNO VKT VKT PREY J VRHN XC J PREY J PREY VKT ).
These aren't actually random, they are another part of the story that has been encrypted using a cipher (or in this case, 2 ciphers) which, when translated says this He gave me the key. Why, WHY?! It unlocks everything, I know. But how? He never
told me. He told me "Grab the book. The book knows everything." I can't look. I
won't. He told me. But riots break. Fire I caused. WHY WHY CAN'T I WAKE UP, I
CAN'T WHY


TL;DR In the description this: KN LRWN FN YKN HNT VKT VKT JY XEGDPHZ NWNATYKJEL J HEDV QXY KDV KN ENWNA YDGO KN YDGO FN YD LARQ YKN QDDH YKN QDDH HEDVZ NWNATYKJEL J PREY GDDH J VDEY KN YDGO FN QXY AJDYZ QANRH MJAN J PRXZNO VKT VKT PREY J VRHN XC J PREY J PREY VKT translates to this: He gave me the key. Why, WHY?! It unlocks everything, I know. But how? He never
told me. He told me "Grab the book. The book knows everything." I can't look. I
won't. He told me. But riots break. Fire I caused. WHY WHY CAN'T I WAKE UP, I
CAN'T WHY
User avatar #24 to #14 - vgmddg
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Jeez.... You couldn't have even let it go for an hour? Damn you're fast.
User avatar #15 to #14 - blobboy [OP]
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Man you are just spot on with this. Seriously good work!
User avatar #316 - blobboy [OP]
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Newest is out. All about cryptids - www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+Cryptids/uwmxGhj

STAY WARM STAY WARM
User avatar #334 to #316 - yorker
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you promised me, blobboy.
User avatar #335 to #334 - blobboy [OP]
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Hm?
User avatar #336 to #335 - yorker
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YOU TOLD ME YOU'D MAKE MORE
User avatar #337 to #336 - blobboy [OP]
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AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, YOUR NEEDS SHALL BE SATISFIED
ok heres the thing, I've been caught up with school recently and I barely have any time when I get home. I got on Christmas break today, and I plan to post tomorrow.
Believe in me.
User avatar #339 to #337 - yorker
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BLOBBOY YO LIED TO ME ;'(
User avatar #340 to #339 - blobboy [OP]
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I know, and honestly you're not the only one I lied to. I've been finding it impossible to find good material, but somehow through all my searching I found really good stuff. The fifth one is ALMOST done, it only needs one more piece of information then it's ready for posting. It's probably my favorite, too, as it's pretty long.
I'm really sorry, I did truly start the day you commented, and searched for days after that. It wasn't until yesterday I found more than one thing to talk about.

It'll all be ok soon.
User avatar #341 to #340 - yorker
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I know what yor last part can be!!!
User avatar #342 to #341 - blobboy [OP]
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Oh? I'm still looking for a good one, if you have it.
User avatar #338 to #337 - yorker
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I believe you, man. And I totally understand. Keep up the great work.

And I got out on break today too, so excited
I'm going to assume you're in high school. What grade are you in?
User avatar #344 to #343 - yorker
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ifly
#53 - swiggityswoner
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>MFW the crying boy
>MFW it has now been technically inside my house. On a computer sure, but nonetheless, inside my house.
Thanks a lot, OP.
#72 to #53 - anon id: c4245412
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burn down your house and see if it survives, if it does, Myth confirmed, if it doesn't OP is a faggot
#73 to #72 - swiggityswoner
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... brb.

FOR SCIENCE!
#80 to #53 - anon id: 54aaff5e
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Well now, if your house burns down, you keep the computer since the picture won't burn.
User avatar #318 to #53 - hektoroftroy
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Exactly how I felt when I watched sinister
#16 - soapybox
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Actually that thing on Google Maps isn't that spooky.

It was an apartment over some game developer and google had to blur it our for copyright reasons as the "spooky figure" was some sort of prop tied to a game the developer was working on.

#81 to #16 - anon id: d8ab6d90
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It still looks pretty damn disturbing.
#230 to #16 - anon id: 94cf8cb6
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It was actually a surf board rack.
User avatar #299 to #16 - novembersky **User deleted account**
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Thanks for ruining it ya dick
User avatar #300 to #16 - rockamekishiko
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at least that's what they want you to think
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#92 to #16 - mrselfdestruct
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it looks slightly like the white walker from game of thrones
User avatar #126 to #16 - sonofpsychodad
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That's what the government wants you to think.
User avatar #155 to #16 - spyrothehedgehog
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oh good, I thought it was just a black guy
User avatar #264 to #16 - mitchr
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Nah, it was obviously a methhead prostitute.
User avatar #108 to #16 - retor
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So here I was thinking that is some sort of society for mystical beings and Google is in on it.
Like a Wolf Among Us sorta ****, that thing is some sort of Troll and was out past curfew and Google noticed it and blurred it because they didn't want the populace to know that we're living with mystical beings right under our noses.
When we sleep at night the mystical beings come out.
#128 - mausisdead
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well ****, i have that crying boy painting right in my living room right now
#167 to #128 - infektio
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My grandma also had that in her old house, before she moved out. I haven't seen it since. I was about 4yrs old but man, I though it was creepy as ****.
User avatar #361 to #167 - nicoquitemad
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My great grandmother also had it, along with a crying girl of the same artist. They hung in her hallways for as long as I knew her, even back when her husband was alive. She's dead now, and I have no idea where the paintings went, but I'm almost certain they've been separated...
#266 to #128 - fiddyone
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Only thing to do now, is burn down your house, and see if it survives...
#295 to #128 - anon id: 7ae0aba1
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u gon die
User avatar #131 to #128 - blobboy [OP]
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Man, I'm surprised to see how many people actually have this. I thought it was like an extremely rare picture.
Well, now you have a conversation piece to impress the ladies (:
#137 to #131 - mausisdead
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>implying i actually talk to ladies
>implying i actually talk to ladies
User avatar #141 to #137 - blobboy [OP]
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Oh I'm sure you do, you stud.
User avatar #176 to #141 - febreezboi
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Coming on to people? Jesus man, You just met them.
#177 to #176 - blobboy [OP]
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Well sorry just that picture of Kanye puts me in the mood.
#178 to #177 - febreezboi
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Kanye has a wife and kid man, and you think he's fap material? My lord, You're better than that.
#179 to #178 - blobboy [OP]
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But look how cool he is! His douchey, unbearable, self-centered attitude just attracts me to him.
But look how cool he is! His douchey, unbearable, self-centered attitude just attracts me to him.
#180 to #179 - febreezboi
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It's almost as if he's an older and blacker version of this cunt twat.
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User avatar #303 to #281 - febreezboi
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I do agree with you, I like a few of his songs.
User avatar #297 to #281 - thewintersaint
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wtf are you doing boys?
we were talking of a person how had a cursed painting in his house!

#68 - iRoflcopterU
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I absolute love these posts.
I absolute love these posts.
User avatar #116 to #68 - pheonixrevolver
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Hi absolute, im dad
#221 to #116 - walkerjam
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#95 - fjaggot
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You better keep these coming!
You better keep these coming!
#103 - pappathethird
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Comment Picture
#233 to #103 - huntergriff
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#235 to #103 - rskamaka
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User avatar #260 to #235 - owepee
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Sauce on this?
User avatar #271 to #260 - amnesiacpatient
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#185 - confusedasian
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It makes me sad when I hear about an unexplained murder or death of a woman or a child.
It makes me sad when I hear about an unexplained murder or death of a woman or a child.
User avatar #204 to #185 - lordmoustach
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pls what anime
User avatar #193 to #185 - vertsugraymage
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what anime
#188 to #185 - vgmddg
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Comment Picture
User avatar #187 to #185 - rogoran
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Heheh, so unexplained murders of men don't make you sad, that's oddly specific.
#99 - gordonbm
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Last one.
User avatar #325 to #99 - steammadewalrus
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HALLOWED BE THY NAME