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Guide to the Unknown 2. Here's the source for the Max Headroom Incident - www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs i am not safe i am under examination every move i

Here's the source for the Max Headroom Incident - www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

i am not safe i am under examination every move i make is being watched please someone understand my messages they haven't caught on nobody knows will know just try to help i am so alone i am so very alone they wont let it end they wont let me be at peace someone i cant stand it much longer it goes on it goes on it please no help please you are the key YOU ARE THE KEY just listen and help you are the key you are the key you can help me
FOLLOW LAST TIME REMEMBER LAST TIME YOU ARE THE KEY I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

PN CKHFPT FQA OXLU BAU ZXTX SOHH FQA OXAFIH YX SLKYN PN EXARGHC BYC PLVXT MUHT RDUQ ZB T BSNP YNP CN D VOXJ?! ARM FEH FEH YXSI D VTAU IEBP D DBYM T
EBQW MUHH BJM ODDX, YRKZFQ LSY D VOXJ BKRHS XI?! EB VUXOT YX TMBAVJ TMBUBJ PFIJYXT NPDUXT UBRZUT THUCXUN RDUQT FOI FOI X JSFD
D ROAH UHUM PYD PYD PYD PYD PYD D FZJBMS MUHT T KLI D VOXJ NG MUH BGDU T BSNP RW SYX FOTYSXU MUH DNAC UH XJ DSYUXY EBQW X PLVX SYXTB IX NXYC PHNJLZX EBQW YXAQ TZ UNTXOF TD ZXOI YX

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User avatar #128 - epicapocalypse
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Solution, guys:

My dreams. All real, all come true, all relate. He turns my beloved and makes them kill me. I know how do I know?! But why, why don't i kill them? I can't help. They act nice, normal and I know about it?! He grins, he stalks, stares, watches, smiles, laughs, murders, kills, and I stay. I only help. why why why why why?! I accept them. But i know of the evil. I know of the grinner. The cold. He is Indrid. Help, I make these to send message. HELP HELP I'M LOSING MY MIND

So, how did I do it? First, in the first post, the letters of every sentence spell ATBASH. Atbash is a cipher that basically reverses the alphabet. So I put those scrambled words into atbash, and it came up with another crazy scramble of words. So, YOU ARE THE KEY means that there is a cipher that uses many keys. The cipher I found was called the Vigenere cipher. So, the scrambled words I found from atbash, were put into the Vigenere cipher, and this here was the result. In this description, the middle part has 5 sentences, it spells out "in my f-". the last part with the scrambled words: the first sentence starts with a P. So, "in my fp". FP stands for FIRST POST. In the first post, he talks about the grinning man. This text above is talking about the grinning man also.

TL;DR It's been decoded.
User avatar #489 to #128 - scoutyderpy
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How did i find this young man?! D :<
User avatar #490 to #489 - epicapocalypse
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You clicked on my profile and searched ALL my comments?
User avatar #491 to #128 - scoutyderpy
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Nah bruh, I've just been trying to find pictures of skeletons....for...science
User avatar #492 to #491 - epicapocalypse
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sex science
User avatar #493 to #128 - scoutyderpy
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Iloveyou
#494 to #493 - epicapocalypse
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#495 to #128 - scoutyderpy
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Marshall Chain?
HERE I'LL START
User avatar #133 to #128 - blobboy [OP]
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This is correct.
#248 to #128 - anon id: 8d7146ef
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Sorry, but how did you know it was the Vigenere Cipher? Was there any hint, or did you just try all the ciphers that used keys?
#299 to #128 - anon id: 02167f03
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You ruined it, now they know. You've killed this person.
User avatar #304 to #128 - fjaggot
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solution to what? The masked guy?
User avatar #311 to #128 - texasbarbie
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how did you come up with the idea to use the Vigenere cipher?
User avatar #470 to #128 - sspacecore
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Nicholas Cage confirmed for using FunnyJunk
User avatar #328 to #128 - daffyduckyo
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Did you also decode the message from the first post?
User avatar #454 to #328 - epicapocalypse
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Yes, but I did not comment on it.
User avatar #361 to #128 - tostito
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whats this?
#140 to #128 - vgmddg
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This guy!
#151 to #128 - fireprincess
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Damn you! But good job. I've been working on it for like an hour and have gotten no where. I'm glad you deciphered it so I can go to bed happy.
Damn you! But good job. I've been working on it for like an hour and have gotten no where. I'm glad you deciphered it so I can go to bed happy.
User avatar #154 to #151 - epicapocalypse
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Glad I could help.
User avatar #309 to #151 - mcmanybucks
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where is that gif from?! o:
User avatar #315 to #309 - vivapinatapro
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Cartoon Network's Clone Wars shorts.
User avatar #462 to #128 - itsthatguyagain
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**** man, I know I couldn't be bothered to try this.
#430 to #128 - anon id: f2876f5f
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So what was this about?
#152 to #128 - ventriloquist
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in my fp? that was a bad idea because the text moves based on zoom level of the page
User avatar #155 to #152 - epicapocalypse
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In my fp just helped me personally. It might be wrong, but either way, it's the same outcome.
#157 to #155 - ventriloquist
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Yeah well I just noticed your post and mine was off by about 10 min :/ good job, accidental learning imminent !!!
User avatar #158 to #157 - epicapocalypse
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It's okay though, you can try for the third one. I'm pretty sure there will be another code since there was one for the last one and this one.
User avatar #194 to #158 - hochimoe
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.******* impressive
User avatar #196 to #194 - epicapocalypse
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Thanks!
User avatar #294 to #128 - gwenisghey
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******
#150 to #128 - ventriloquist
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Ah ****, you got me
#218 to #128 - anon id: 83ed513f
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fuuuuuuuuuck
User avatar #496 to #128 - scoutyderpy
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ANSWER ME DAMMIT! >:c
User avatar #139 to #128 - angreif
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dammit, i was about to put it through the vagina cypher
User avatar #4 - blobboy [OP]
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User avatar #373 to #4 - shitdickinator
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ask for 1 month coloured text because OC
User avatar #393 to #373 - blobboy [OP]
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Oh where can I do that?
#395 to #394 - blobboy [OP]
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Thank you!
Thank you!
User avatar #396 to #395 - shitdickinator
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you're welcome
#408 to #4 - vgmddg
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When's the next one?
User avatar #444 to #408 - blobboy [OP]
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Underway!
#452 to #444 - vgmddg
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Yay!
Yay!
User avatar #263 to #4 - creatablejam
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I feel like your scanning my ******* dreams. First the grinning man, now this?! you're creeping me out man!
#161 to #4 - ianmcgunny
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Check out UVB-76. Only broadcasted words four times. The rest of the time FROM 1982 TILL PRESENT it broadcasts a LIVE foghorn type sound and conversations can be heard in the background. It has only stopped broadcasting 3 or 4 times.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76#Unusual_transmissions Some conversations

At 2100 UTC on December 24, 1997: "Ya UVB-76, Ya UVB-76. 180 08 BROMAL 74 27 99 14. Boris, Roman, Olga, Mikhail, Anna, Larisa. 7 4 2 7 9 9 1 4."[3][5][10][11]

At 0418 UTC on December 9, 2002: "UVB-76, UVB-76. 62 691 IZAFET 36 93 82 70"

At 0757 UTC on February 21, 2006: "UVB-76, UVB-76. 75-59-75-59. 39-52-53-58. 5-5-2-5. Konstantin-1-9-0-9-0-8-9-8-Tatiana-Oksana-Anna-Elena-Pavel-Schuka. Konstantin 8-4. 9-7-5-5-9-Tatiana. Anna Larisa Uliyana-9-4-1-4-3-4-8."

soundcloud.com/djoutcold/uvb-76-aug-23-2010-9-32ampst August 23,2010 Broadcast
User avatar #162 to #161 - blobboy [OP]
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Thanks!
#164 to #162 - ianmcgunny
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Make sure to listen to that. I think it's just creepy as hell.
Make sure to listen to that. I think it's just creepy as hell.
User avatar #165 to #164 - blobboy [OP]
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I...just don't understand Russian.
User avatar #173 to #165 - ianmcgunny
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There was someone trying to translate it. He said it's suppose to work like American military terms. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, ect.
Then you take the first letter and spell a word. A,B,C,D
But since it is Russian I don't know.
User avatar #175 to #173 - blobboy [OP]
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Damn, a cipher.
My weakness.
#176 to #175 - ianmcgunny
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That description though.
That description though.
User avatar #178 to #176 - blobboy [OP]
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Actually, I can fully describe the dream where I saw the grinner/thisman, if you like.
User avatar #181 to #178 - blobboy [OP]
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Unless you were implying something else...
#183 to #181 - ianmcgunny
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On the first one, my bad.
On the first one, my bad.
User avatar #185 to #183 - blobboy [OP]
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Nah, that's cool. First one was merely an introduction, to get people psyched. To be honest these ciphers are all going to have to tie into my odd conspiracy dreams I've had.
#188 to #185 - ianmcgunny
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Well, I need to get to sleep, looking forward to the third one!
User avatar #191 to #188 - blobboy [OP]
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Sleep tight, don't let the grinner bite.
#177 to #4 - yaybacon
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I love mysterious stuff like this keep it up!    They always make me feel uneasy but I love them
I love mysterious stuff like this keep it up! They always make me feel uneasy but I love them
User avatar #180 to #177 - blobboy [OP]
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Thank you!
User avatar #184 to #180 - yaybacon
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I watched videos about this stuff on youtube and always had a fear that a jumpscare would happen I HATE jumpscares but thanks to you I don't have to worry!
User avatar #457 - blobboy [OP]
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www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+3/txlxGgk
Here we are, part three. Stay warm please for your safety.
#10 - dfromnewyork
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Very scare. Much jump. wow. such death. so spooky
User avatar #285 to #10 - mexirican
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worst photoshop ever but i loved it
#413 to #285 - haseotakaeda
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&quot;photoshop&quot;
"photoshop"
#314 to #10 - anon id: 6ddeb6e1
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Will you stop with this doge **** already? It used to be funny a little in the beginning,but nothing special and now its just ******* annoying,like the brony faggots or bender faggots..
#486 to #314 - anon id: b435f0c4
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doge is awful
User avatar #357 to #314 - ibangbabys
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I actually agree
User avatar #390 to #10 - butterisgood
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i love doge, but no
User avatar #320 to #10 - niggernazi
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finally
#225 to #10 - xsnowshark
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#379 to #10 - NutHut
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I'm afraid its cancer.
#149 to #10 - junkinator
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#16 - swordwoman
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I've seen one of those Men in black figures....
I've seen one of those Men in black figures....
#88 to #16 - anon id: e9c67a25
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me too. I think they have some sort of obsession with weddings. I see a number of them at every wedding i go to, often even learning that those who were close to me are in fact secretly men in black.
#219 to #16 - anon id: 83ed513f
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huuuyyyyy
#319 to #16 - anon id: b0117e3e
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guys in black suits? yeah, they're not uncommon. FBI, CIA, all those idiots dress the same
#19 to #16 - micekill
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they are called mormons
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User avatar #24 to #19 - douevensax
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Yep
User avatar #2 - runescapewasgood
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Wow... I've never seen a post that's going to make it to the front page while it's just a "baby" so to speak.

This is my chance...

Hi. I'm Patrick.
#198 to #2 - anon id: d1b50a13
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yeah, it's a bit odd really. The content is good, but not "front page in 3 hours" good.
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User avatar #229 to #2 - habsalltheway
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Hi Patrick, I'm Patrick. I like your name.
User avatar #258 to #2 - looneyfortheluna
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Hi Patrick, I'm Dad
User avatar #3 to #2 - blobboy [OP]
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Is this the Krusty Krab?
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#105 - girzimman
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I live in Idaho
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I LIVE BY SAWYERS POND
User avatar #230 to #105 - felixfox
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Wait, other people live in Idaho?! I felt so alone!
User avatar #384 to #230 - idaho
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I know for a fact that idaho is discussed on a regular basis on this site.
User avatar #349 to #105 - nustix
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Don't worry, a young couple went swimming and the guy felt a hand and saw a human. Maybe it was his girlfriend. And peopel drown in water the most of the time.
User avatar #112 to #105 - girzimman
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I set out tommorow. Its been good knowing ya.
User avatar #115 to #112 - jacodpwns
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Good luck finding whatever the **** that thing is
User avatar #116 to #115 - girzimman
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Oh ****. I just asked my friend who lives closer to it about it and he stopped texting me.
#118 to #116 - jacodpwns
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#127 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Ah, those lovely posts that translate every sound in my house into certain looming death.
#12 - starshroom
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User avatar #91 - married
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In part three don't forget about the real hashslingingslasher
User avatar #172 to #91 - sardinez
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the mashflingingbasher?
User avatar #195 to #172 - married
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Or tashflingingbasher
User avatar #193 to #172 - married
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No the rashstingingflasher
#362 - crellow
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So .. The boyfriend just ran away, leaving his girlfriend with the spooky humaoid figure?
So .. The boyfriend just ran away, leaving his girlfriend with the spooky humaoid figure?
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#367 to #362 - friedpotato
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All the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume he left her to die.   
OR   
His girlfriend is actually the spooky humanoid figure.   
   
How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
All the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume he left her to die.
OR
His girlfriend is actually the spooky humanoid figure.

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
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User avatar #368 to #367 - thebestpieever
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Well, my dear "Sherlock" If you bothered to think for a couple of seconds you would see that, when most people are scared they scream. Other peoples' reaction to this is usually assuming that something is wrong. The males are usually the part of the couple that is thought of as the one that provides protection, so if the male part of the couple ran away screaming it is not far-fetched to think that he expected her (reasonably) to follow just based on incstinct.

How often have I said that quoting a show does not make you smart if you aren't capable of the simplest of thought processes?
User avatar #375 to #368 - friedpotato
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Your logic contains some flaws. Males and females tend to deal with stressful situations differently. Males are more likely to respond to an emergency situation with aggression (fight), while females are more likely to flee (flight), turn to others for help, or attempt to defuse the situation, in some cases, the human (or the animal) in a stressful situation freezes or faints.

I was actually quoting the novel "The sign of four", but you are free to imagine whatever you want dear, my comment was a mere attempt of a joke.
User avatar #377 to #375 - thebestpieever
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Nevermind, I like it when women use "dear" it sounds fancy.
I will now swoon.