Guide to the Unknown 2. Here's the source for the Max Headroom Incident - www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs i am not safe i am under examination every move i
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Guide to the Unknown 2

Here's the source for the Max Headroom Incident - www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

i am not safe i am under examination every move i make is being watched please someone understand my messages they haven't caught on nobody knows will know just try to help i am so alone i am so very alone they wont let it end they wont let m...more »

Here's the source for the Max Headroom Incident - www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

i am not safe i am under examination every move i make is being watched please someone understand my messages they haven't caught on nobody knows will know just try to help i am so alone i am so very alone they wont let it end they wont let me be at peace someone i cant stand it much longer it goes on it goes on it please no help please you are the key YOU ARE THE KEY just listen and help you are the key you are the key you can help me
FOLLOW LAST TIME REMEMBER LAST TIME YOU ARE THE KEY I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

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EBQW MUHH BJM ODDX, YRKZFQ LSY D VOXJ BKRHS XI?! EB VUXOT YX TMBAVJ TMBUBJ PFIJYXT NPDUXT UBRZUT THUCXUN RDUQT FOI FOI X JSFD
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User avatar #457 - blobboy (12/13/2013) [-]
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www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+3/txlxGgk
Here we are, part three. Stay warm please for your safety.
User avatar #128 - epicapocalypse (12/13/2013) [+] (34 replies)
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Solution, guys:

My dreams. All real, all come true, all relate. He turns my beloved and makes them kill me. I know how do I know?! But why, why don't i kill them? I can't help. They act nice, normal and I know about it?! He grins, he stalks, stares, watches, smiles, laughs, ******* , kills, and I stay. I only help. why why why why why?! I accept them. But i know of the evil. I know of the grinner. The cold. He is Indrid. Help, I make these to send message. HELP HELP I'M LOSING MY MIND

So, how did I do it? First, in the first post, the letters of every sentence spell ATBASH. Atbash is a cipher that basically reverses the alphabet. So I put those scrambled words into atbash, and it came up with another crazy scramble of words. So, YOU ARE THE KEY means that there is a cipher that uses many keys. The cipher I found was called the Vigenere cipher. So, the scrambled words I found from atbash, were put into the Vigenere cipher, and this here was the result. In this description, the middle part has 5 sentences, it spells out "in my f-". the last part with the scrambled words: the first sentence starts with a P. So, "in my fp". FP stands for FIRST POST. In the first post, he talks about the grinning man. This text above is talking about the grinning man also.

TL;DR It's been decoded.
User avatar #4 - blobboy (12/13/2013) [+] (26 replies)
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User avatar #488 - nighkey (01/11/2014) [-]
There are an incredible number of weasels under that bridge.. It's been speculated dogs don't magically commit suicide. (If they did, I'm sure we would be aware.) And researching the environment showed breeding dens of rodents in this area. Dogs either head/smelled their natural type of prey and investigated by instinct. You ever stopped a dog from chasing a squirrel? Of course not, not without a leash or window in the way. (In which they usually pulled on the leash and kept trying anyway...)
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#485 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
holy **** has funnyjunk really gotten this bad? that was probably the worst compy ever seen
#484 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
funnyjunk really has become repost central hasnt it
#466 - Snakeblood ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
I love these things, stories like these fascinate me. However, the Sawyer's Pond incident isn't true; I live about 5 minutes from it and one of my best friend's lives right across the road and the only person who I ever remember drowning there is some drunk guy who decided to do a few laps. Only things skulking around there are damn muskrats=P still fish and swim there all the time and haven't ever seen anything stranger than two mating beavers. Nor is Emmett (town the pond is in) particularly foggy. Still, awesome stories.

TL;DR Sawyer's Pond story is fake.
User avatar #467 to #466 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
I honestly don't mind if it's fake. A good story is a good story, and it still brings spooks to me.
#468 to #467 - Snakeblood ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Oh, I know the feeling and I love these compilations you're doing. Just made me laugh when I saw mention of my podunk little pond in my podunk little town (pop. 6000) on a website I've been on for years and haven't even seen Idaho mentioned more than once. X)
User avatar #471 to #468 - idaho (12/14/2013) [-]
I see it mentioned everyday
#472 to #471 - Snakeblood ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
#465 - vitunhenkka (12/14/2013) [-]
mrw seeing these pictures again
mrw seeing these pictures again
#458 - abbify (12/14/2013) [-]
Did someone say mothman?
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User avatar #455 - AlexK (12/13/2013) [-]
I recall that mothman was just made up by the people who first "saw him". They even admitted it later. Also drowning in a body of water isn't that unusual, and all but certainly not linked to a "figure in the mist"
#453 - michaelbrooke (12/13/2013) [-]
im so shocked. i was expecting admins assasination to be all over the top page today. wtf guys
User avatar #459 to #453 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
? kim jong un is still alive, it was his uncle that was assassinated.
#474 to #459 - drunkenmonkeydk (12/14/2013) [-]
Assassinated? The guy was executed on the order of Kim himself. No need to make it more dramatic than it is.
User avatar #475 to #474 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
i was using the word he did, he's the one who made it dramatic, i just made the mistake of not correcting that part, my bad
#476 to #475 - drunkenmonkeydk (12/14/2013) [-]
No worries man, my bad for coming off a bit passive-agressive. Didn't mean to.
User avatar #477 to #476 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
its alright, we're still cool
#445 - ninjabunnygo (12/13/2013) [-]
**ninjabunnygo rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at because yeah **
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User avatar #434 - shenro (12/13/2013) [-]
why dogs i mean if it was cats then they would just land on their feet and it would be just weird but now its just sad
User avatar #433 - tjsoup (12/13/2013) [-]
keep these coming!
User avatar #421 - yisumad (12/13/2013) [-]
The Backwater Gospel (HD) DISTURBINGLY AWESOME Animated movie. Feat.in Sketchozine.com Vol.8 This was next to the Max Headroom video.

******* Awesome.
User avatar #431 to #421 - spamalope (12/13/2013) [-]
Could tell what it was from the thumbnail, love that video so much
User avatar #419 - moneyd (12/13/2013) [-]
that description 0.o
#418 - panamaofjacks (12/13/2013) [-]
Keep them coming. These things are delicious.
#415 - fukinitech (12/13/2013) [-]
mfw my names sawyer
mfw my names sawyer
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