Goblin Shark. Yes, it is real c: it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters.. mfw the extra mouth comes out
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Goblin Shark

Yes, it is real c:

it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters

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Submitted: 06/02/2012
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#36 - trolololing (06/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
mfw the extra mouth comes out
mfw the extra mouth comes out
#83 - lightningunicorn (06/03/2012) [+] (58 replies)
Say hello to your worst stinging tentacle-rape filling nightmares, Funnyjunk. Now give me your kind attention and I'll tell you about this abomination of mother nature--the Portuguese Man o' War. You know all those other little punk-ass jellyfish with their measly 15 foot long tentacles that scare you to **** ? The Portuguese Man o' War can get up to 165 feet long. How many more times longer is that? Ten. ******* . Times. Oh yeah. Now let's talk about venom, and how this beast from the deep (Oh wait actually it floats on the water and so you could easily swim into it if you're not paying attention, since it's blue like the ******* ocean) and it's smaller cousin the Indo-Pacific Man o' War are responsible for up to 10,000 stings a year just in Australia. Maybe it's because of actually running into one, maybe because a dead tentacle (which can still sting you with no problem, by the way) washed up on the beach, or maybe because their stings are so badass that the ******* Blanket Octopus--one of the few creatures immune to their venom--likes to rip them off and use them for their insane undersea mace fights. The venom from these floating sea-blimps of malevolence causes severe pain in humans, and it ***** with your lymphatic system, heart, and lungs. Sometimes it even kills you. Portuguese Man o' War don't give a **** though, it just wonders why you ******* swam into it, dumbass. Oh, and don't use vinegar on their stings like you would with other jellyfish. It'll just make things worse, like by making you bleed out. And you know what sucks the worst? You can find one in basically any ocean. You aren't safe anywhere from this wretched aberration of jellyfish-dom. Why? Because mother nature does whatever the **** she wants, and she knows you're not messing with anything baller enough to go sting Australians.
#58 - blackbriar (06/03/2012) [-]
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#30 - thaihooker (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
remided me of this
#412 - 4chan refugee (06/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at penis shaped egg found in croatia ** what the ******* **** ?
#64 - lindbergz (06/03/2012) [-]
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#17 - thieffury (06/03/2012) [-]
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#393 - dinosaurkingbyg (06/03/2012) [-]
it's okay. I didn't want to go scuba diving next weekend with my girlfriend. I can stay home.
it's okay. I didn't want to go scuba diving next weekend with my girlfriend. I can stay home.
#261 - vannman (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is my only chance
#100 - 4chan refugee (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you call 250 metres extremely deep?
User avatar #130 to #100 - biggrand (06/03/2012) [-]
your mother dosent think 250 meters goes very deep either
#16 - hipsophobadon (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#26 to #16 - imaginativename (06/03/2012) [-]
this isn't the time to use that.
#79 - zurk (06/03/2012) [+] (78 replies)
They're pretty scary when they're dead, too. But dear god, do I love deep sea creatures.
#1 - banaani (06/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<- and here's a picture. Sleep well :)))
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#267 - djChives (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Get back in here little mouth.
#25 - chardey (06/03/2012) [-]
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#80 - kaukasus (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The other sea creatures. And me.
The other sea creatures. And me.
#5 - marineofMaine (06/03/2012) [-]
...they're real....and they live in the ocean
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