>Be dating this girl for 2 years
>Think we should take our relationship to the final stage.
>Set up a nice dinner at my house
>Put on some music, cook her favorite food
>An hour later, we're both slightly buzzed from the wine
>I build up the courage to pop the question
>Get down on one knee
>Show her the ring I bought
>She busts out laughing
>I thought we were in love
>I start to lose it
>Grab a steak knife
>Must have stabbed her fifty ******* times
>I can't believe it.