Ghastly Macaroni : DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN
WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM
EVERYWHERE. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS
WENT CRAZY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES. WHEN HE WENT
TO THE STORE PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN ALL THE BLOOD AND THEY
LOOKED AT IT AND THREW UP. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A
DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND
HIM TO SPACE FOREVER.....THE SCARYEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS
YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT
THIS HAPPENED.